🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

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>Sneed station 13 - autistic retard CE edition
>Start engine setup
>Reports of a ragepig around the station
>Awful news
>Benos? On this space station?
>More likely than you think
>Powers done
>Co-ordinate with CMO Scott Blaine and Captain Ernst Gottfried to confirm beno presence
>Head up to the dorms where the last sighting was
>Hear horrifying sounds of crew members being mauled
>Red alert niggers
>Central deny our captains request for assistance from the fleet
>Literally "git gud lol"
>Scott gets fucked up in medbay
>Head down to help
>Ernst asks me to fly out into space with a canister of that g00d shit and gas the kikes from the window
>Burn them to the ground, you say? Don't mind if I do
>It's rig suit time
>Haul ass with a plasma canister out into space via the incinerator
>Float around to xenobio
>Larva is staring right at me as soon as I round the corner
>Fuck it we ball
>Start breaking the window open
>Queen and a sentinel show up and start smashing at the window, resin walls are put up
>Move further north and break in through xenoflora
>Sentinel runs up, immediately open the canister
>And the retard said: "Let there be plasma"
>Drag the canister down and light shit up
>Break through a resin wall
>Fire floods into the middle of the hive
>Death to blacks
>Start getting badly burnt
>Queen puts up a resin wall to try protect the hive
>Too late nigst
>Break it down, drag the canister further in
>Fire everywhere
>Two sentinels get barbecued
>Every single larva becomes charcoal
>Sentinel which must have been out of the hive until now runs up and tackles me down
>Try stagger away, fuck you nigger
>Get ganked and mercilessly slaughtered
>Go out in a blaze of glory
>Sentinel dies shortly after
>Queen and one hunter are all that remains
>They manage to decently rebuild in viro
>Xenobio fire is still burning
>Ernst claps the benos into the sun via guns from space
>Get cloned
>All survivours get on the shuttle and we fuck off to central
>Nick is not dead
>Total crew victory
blasma.webp
 
>Always name my character after infamous people that only true crime losers would know
>Semi role play them
>Chose to play saboteur
>New round
>In less than 10 mins I already blew up the AME
>Power out for about 3 mins
>People go crazy
>Disable comms
>Get arrested since they saw my logs
>Thats fine
>After 2 mins go back to Engi
>Remove that little gay beams that stop the massive black hole from breaking free
>It breaks free
>I die but the hole consumes me
>No evidence
>Round ends after 25 mins because of me
>Will continue doing this

Fuck Jannies, Fuck sec, Fuck ERP'rs, Fuck RPers, Fuck AI, Fuck Engineer, Fuck fun, Fuck the people who play as non humans, Fuck the Cap and most importantly, TND and TJD.
 
Updates
  • health scanner assembly ported from paradise station (@Dustland)
    • lets you configure either crit or death health thresholds for yourself to create a deadman switch
  • if you damage an airlock to the point sparks spray out, it can now be crowbared open
  • energy sword interactions generally improved (see video)
    • a few existing interactions fixed or moved from ninja sword to all eswords
    • various new interactions


TBH now I feel bad removing meteors from the rotation

Also to whoever this was this is sinful pride tbh so stop it, see luke 18:10-14 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke 18:10-14&version=ERV
19-Saturday.log:[17:17:40]SAY: Anthony Fauci/BigManBiggus : Sam, why did God create the niggers? So we can appreciate our own kind by having such a inferior creature compared to us?
(this is a valid comparison as tax collectors are as bad as niggers or worse)
 
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I used to play and develop for SS13. Deleted it off my pc a while ago because it's a pedonigger hellhole destroyed by jannies. Considering trying this server out since it's likely better. How many players does it usually get and when is it most active? Also are VPNs allowed?
EDIT: I should've read OP, still curious if VPNs are allowed
 
I used to play and develop for SS13. Deleted it off my pc a while ago because it's a pedonigger hellhole destroyed by jannies. Considering trying this server out since it's likely better. How many players does it usually get and when is it most active? Also are VPNs allowed?
EDIT: I should've read OP, still curious if VPNs are allowed
VPNs, VMs, and alt accounts are strong encouraged. Expect 10-20 players on normal sessions, sometimes more.
 
I used to play and develop for SS13. Deleted it off my pc a while ago because it's a pedonigger hellhole destroyed by jannies. Considering trying this server out since it's likely better. How many players does it usually get and when is it most active? Also are VPNs allowed?
EDIT: I should've read OP, still curious if VPNs are allowed
It isn't rulecucked as the other servers and you can stomp any niggers with the toolbox if they fuck with you instead of being BWOINKed by the tranny janny.
 
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>harry potter is for babies
>marvel references instead
Can’t wait for them to replace combat with
I used to play and develop for SS13. Deleted it off my pc a while ago because it's a pedonigger hellhole destroyed by jannies. Considering trying this server out since it's likely better. How many players does it usually get and when is it most active? Also are VPNs allowed?
EDIT: I should've read OP, still curious if VPNs are allowed
as a side note because the server doesn’t use the tranny tgui bullshit it runs pretty well in wine
 
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