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In many ways, she treats her partners the way you should treat a fandom, and fandoms the way you should treat a partner. It's a classic displacement but interesting to see it done in such a clearly transitive manner.

She has all these special stories about how her relationship with each fandom is the most special relationship ever, and how she sees the unique qualities of it in ways that have helped her to grow and how she's loved seeing the franchise grow and evolve, no matter what the haters say. She says they keep her alive, and that the promise of seeing the next thing they do is such a good feeling that it stops suicidal thoughts and gives her the strength to carry on when she is low. Those would be genuinely sweet sentiments for her to have about Daniel or Jackson, but you'll never hear anything like that about them.

Meanwhile, she treats partners as boredom relief, funny to pit against one another when you need a bit of a drama boost. She uses them to satisfy consumerist urges and give her a continuous stream of new entertainments to keep her contented. She picks up new ones casually, and drops them just as easily after a single episode doesn't meet her expectations, then trashes them to anyone who will listen. While she claims two of them are her lifelong loves, she would probably ditch them if they deviate too far from her headcanon.
Getting rid of the Church and all the teenage organizations was a mistake.

These people want to belong to something that makes them feel part of something so bad they've created their own cult. If we had stuck with 4F, the Boy/Girl Scouts, Church with 'missionary work', and other organizations, maybe these people could find something to fill that hole in their soul from daddy hugging them too much or not enough and slake that thirst to be special.

I mean, we had a war going on for almost 20 years, these guys could have joined up and been part of something more. Hell, if you get even the shittiest award (AAM Crew Rep!) then your name and deeds are recorded for all time. 1,000 years from now your descendants could say 'What do you think many times great grandparent did?" look it up and see shit you did. How you were part of the Big Red Dumb or Worst Cav or Pearhead or the Crayon Eater's Association, and that you got awards for stupid shit and then they'd be all "Can you imagine doing that by hand instead of supervising a robot doing it?" and they'd be fucking amazed.

Or they could have joined the Peace Corps and their descendants would be all "Wow, they carried bags of grain and helped build a well in Blackistan back before the machine to pull water from the air was invented. Amaaaaazing!"

But instead, they gotta slap onto SocJus and the only thing their descendants (If they have any) will say is "Wow, grandma stood in traffic like a tard."

And I've said it before, I'll say it again: Anyone whining about how America is a totally racist country and was never great has never left the US or the 'curated tourist zones' of other countries.

EDIT: There is ONE thing I noticed in college. I was older, so yeah, I had stories of lots of dumb shit to share and didn't get all hysterical over stupid shit. I knew Bush wasn't going to put gays in concentration camps, I knew that white power weirdos weren't going to assassinate Obama and send all the darkies to the gulags. But I'd get asked now and then how it couldn't bother me and I'd just shrug and go 'meh, seen worse' and laugh. That seemed to really piss them off when I'd remind them that the President couldn't activate the draft or that I was pretty sure Obama had the best security on the face of the Earth and any WP tard would be wrangled and thrown in a hole before Obama even knew he existed.

Another thing I noticed is that the SJW types REALLY hate it when you have experiences that they don't. The WORST thing you could have is life experiences that make them feel inadequate. Even slightly. If you have things you've done that you are proud of, or, God forbid, you did things that made a difference in other people's lives, SJW's and their hanger-ons fucking HATE you. I mean, with a burning passion. If you strive to actually be a better person (according to society, not their 'be better racist' shit) it seems to fucking infuriate them. Like you personally showed up and pissed on their birthday cake. I could go on a full metal sperg aboutit, but I think we got enough typey typey here.
Anything by S.T. Joshi is pretty good; I'd highly recommend his book H.P. Lovecraft's Nightmare Countries: The Master of Cosmic Horror as a good starting point for biographical research. Some interesting trivia about him from that book:
-Lovecraft is the human being with the most primary physical documentation about them in history, due to his habit of saving copies of every letter he wrote or was sent and his extensive diary-keeping.
-Lovecraft's mother believed he was "hideously deformed" and had an irrational fear that other adults might accidentally injure him; these delusions likely contributed to his feelings of isolation and self-loathing later on in life.
-Like I mentioned earlier, he was a massive Araboo due to his aunts' ownership of a copy of 1001 Nights. His fascination with Arabia sparked a passion for astronomy in him; a passion he had to shelf as he matured, as his poor eyesight prevented him from working in the field.
-For his 18th birthday, Lovecraft rode the trams of Providence all day, alone and in silence, as he had few friends and his aunts were cold towards him.
-He would send letters to a number of friends in which they would pretend to be 17th-18th century landowners; a kind of proto-forum RPing. (this leads me to the conclusion that if Lovecraft were alive today, he'd probably have ended up a tripfag on 4chan).
The cripples would fucking win.

After all, in the process of becoming cripples in the first place, and living day-to-day as such, they've gone through some serious hardships. Many have faced death, and some still face it every damned day. To be, or remain, functional enough to get out of the house and carry on the business of living despite a fucked-up body? That toughens most people up.

The fatties, on the other hand, have gone out of their way to avoid any sort of privation, hardship, or self-discipline, be it physical or emotional. Their idea of suffering is not being able to eat exactly what they want, when they want it.

So your typical scootypuff-riding ham would collapse into a bawling, REEEing heap at the first blow from somebody's grandma with MS, or the soldier who got blown up in Afghanistan, or the cancer patient who actually wants to live, rather than toss their life away one oversized mouthful at a time.
Oh lord above, save us from the horror of inadequately flattened burger patties.

Are you sure English is your first language there, bud?



All part and parcel.

This is what Idlib looks like after the Syrian Civil War:

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No, this is not the beginning of a weird porno shoot. That's Adolfo Mendoza Valencia, about to be executed by his rivals, the Jalisco New Generation Cartel:

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In 2019, there were 1,500 homicides in Juarez alone, a city with a population of 1.3 million people. In 2018, there were 16,214 homicides in the entirety of the US.

Imagine being a normal person in the midst of such chaos. Imagine looking out your window and seeing bloated, blue corpses lying in the ditch.

You lead a charmed life, and you don't even know it.



You still don't get it, do you?

What are you going to do, personally, to convince foreigners to live in rubble and to court death and misery at every turn?

Can you give me one good reason why these people should stay in their countries of origin when they have been given every reason not to? Can you, the first-time /pol/ user, explain why random Mexicans are willing to sell their pussies and random Syrians are willing to sell their kidneys to be trafficked and abused, just for a shot at freedom, while you, on the other hand, bitch and moan about all the awful darkies from the comfort of your jizz-stained DXRacer?

I'll tell you why. It's because their will is that much stronger than yours.
After reading through the thread and seeing how most of the posts are people publicly expressing their distaste toward this creepy weirdo I realized that there is not yet a post of me doing the same! So I thought to myself, "The people must be silently craving, no, demanding, for me to say something similar but they're simply too shy to ask!" Since I'm such a cool guy and great friend I'm here now to say what everyone's been waiting for since the start of page one!

I'm trans and this affects the content of my post. He's gross and probably smells weird. This somehow affects my faith in humanity and/or the concepts of God and the nature of man itself. He gives people like me a bad name. I hope he gets raped and/or murdered in prison.

OUTSTANDING COMMENTARY! I've outdone myself this time. My feelings are like a dinosaur, large, irrelevant, and possibly covered in feathers but by God are you going to be aware that I have them.
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Mass Antifa violence seems to happen in either
  1. A College Town (Berkeley, Charlottesville)
  2. Portland
  3. Olympia
The thing these places have in common, with the exception of Portland, is a decent level of economic stability not reliant on industry or commerce. The college towns don't need to worry about upsetting the local Chamber of Commerce as most their money comes from the university system. On top of not needing to worry about local business people complaining about mass riots and acts of violence happening if so much a neo-con comes to campus, the schools drawn in the kinds of people who would join or be sympathetic to Antifa. These people also become members of the local government giving you the tripple whammy of governments that are sympathetic, attracting the raw footsoldiers, and then having a lack of opposition to reel in significant violence.

Olympia is similar. It's a state captial, so most the economy is tied to bureaucratic government work. While Olympia hosts the notorious Evergreen State College, it was never big and its enrollment has been significantly down due to their nationally talked about meltdown. But that school was hyper leftist, even by University standards, down to the way it was structured (they didn't even have grades), which attracts the left of the left, from one of the most leftist states, in one of the most left wing regions of the country. The people who go to Evergreen kick around after, and form a strong Antifa coven. I think Olympia's problem is not so much overt sympathy so much as fear (both of the moral and visceral sort) and lack of resources.

This leaves Portland. Portland despite its recent gussying up by hipsters, is a shithole. I call it "Chicago for White People" for how rotten and corrupt it is. If you walk around the main city center, you'll be taken aback by how many old old brick buildings remain, and how old fashion the layout still is. You could almost imagine a buggy just coming down the street in most sections. There is also a lack of skyscrapers for a US city with it's population. This does give a nice, quiant character to the city, but it's the result of economic stagnation. They never needed to tear down old buildings to put up new gones becuase there was never a need. Most of the major industry and employers are in other cities like Beaverton. I've often wondered if the city is a commuter city, with most people leaving to go work in the 'burbs.

I don't know about that. The state outside of Portland is made up of some the most insane rednecks imaginable. Portland's weirdness, before it was supplanted by hipster quirkiness, was originally that of a depraved, crazed, hillbilly, who would rape you to death and harvest your organs because God told him so. That spirit still alive though the state, and lurks underneath Portland's cute quirky vinear by the way. There was talk of the owners of VooDoo Dounuts, a Wow!-So-Quirky-And-Hip! Portland staple, having sex parties with underage children. Their company logo even lines up with FBI recognized pedo signaling symbols, down to when the symbols were most prevalent and the founding of the Donut place in the early 00's. But this thread is about Antifa. I guess the point is only a major city as internally depraved as Portland would allow the level of violence and public street thug intimidation that has transpired to happen. Even places like Chicago and Baltimore would have the common sense to try and shove this under the rug.

tl;dr: Portland is Chicago for White People and Possibly Pedos.
 
I was actually on your side until this. I don't even know what you think you're apologising for, but I don't accept your apology and now I'm going to take up where @BSV left off and start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You'd better get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because I'm going to ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from gamergate misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to stomp in Norwegian people's teeth over the internet. If they continue to employ you I'm going to singlehandedly astroturf them with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of person they hire.

I'm not going to stop there, though. I'm going to go after your wife. I'm going to go after your parents. I'm going to go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, I'm going to dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. I'm going to pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. I am going to devote hours of every day in my worthless, empty life to making you suffer, and I'm going to do this relentlessly for decades, and I'm going to call in all my chips and have all of the heaviest hitters here join me in this relentless crusade. I am going to turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and I am never, ever going to stop because I am a severely autistic sociopath with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with my life.

The origin of the the dynastia copypasta. Behold
 
"PsychedelicDiamond" - - To be fair, Bob Chipman is alright when he talks about esoteric 80s cartoons, hit-and miss when he criticizes movies, bad when he talks about video games and absolutely unbearable when he advocates social justice. I always thought he was an okay, if extremely nerdy, person till he threw a tantrum over GamerGate. That whole event really brought out the worst in a lot of people. MovieBob demonstrates that quite well: If you want to see a person at his worst listen to him when he thinks he has the moral high ground.
 
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