KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

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The DSP one now I guess. Any happening of sufficient size and the whole sub board turns into shit-filled trenches and it completely kills the fun. The only time normal posting seems to happen is when he’s being boring so I guess I’ll get updates elsewhere.

Sucks but I’m sick of watching the slapfight.
 
Thorpe family.

For some people, when they hear obnoxiously loud chewing noises the world Grey's out and blurs around them and they start compulsively chanting how they want to commit die, and the combinations of words and letters in the thorpe topic have the same affect on me.

I will cope and read about the fail druid instead.
 
Most beauty parlor is annoying. Hell most lolcows aren't even that interesting, some of them are are just depressing.

My favorites are articles or discussion threads that make users themselves look like cows. The best ones are when the guys and girls get mad at each other for having opinions of each other, without even knowing the other person.
 
Anything I don't know or don't care because I've seen it too many times because this time period is 100 times worst than Weimar in terms of degeneracy.

I'm desensitized guys.

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Animal control. I visited the millionpity thread once after randomly coming across a monkey torture group on Facebook (I’m assuming Facebook pushed it because I follow a lot of animal rescue pages)
And wanted to read the lore behind these sort of fucked up people…
Can’t stomach it. Cant read about stories of animals being harmed in any way without losing sleep at night

I appreciate that the board exists though. I’d rather all these things be in the light rather than be hidden
 
Most of Community Watch, despite the fact that I much prefer it (in theory) to following individual cows for about a dozen different reasons. It feels like nearly all of it these days is either threads made for "collecting seethe" instead of laughing at funny (especially anything with an even remotely political/culturewar angle), or threads inhabited by annoyed members or ex-members of the subject community who spend more time complaining about things that get in the way of their personal enjoyment of the community than showcasing anything actually entertaining.
 
I definitely stay out of threads that make me really mad, but let me tell you all about how the contents of that thread are really stupid and the posters in it are very bad and mad, I just don't understand why they would post all of these terrible things! And all the DRAMA going on in those threads constantly! It really is so so stupid! But I definitely DO NOT read those threads. I would never. Because I am better than those people.
 
Vidya subforum. Hitler was right to gas the autistic. People who have passed toddlerhood with that level of lack of emotional regulation of their RRRRAGE and also autism should be kept sedated enough that posting on the internet is beyond them.

Anything about fat people. Fat people are not entertaining and the only people fixated with them are the fat or ex fat looking for approval that they are NAWT FATTT. Get it in the mirror, chubby cheeks.

The US Politics thread. Like entering a mental hospital at sundown.

Any thread with more than one brown user tops. I am aware most of the brown users are larping as white, and think the white people can't tell. We can tell, you're brown.

Any anime nonsense. Again, Hitler had a point about the intellectually disabled.
 
I never read anything in the Salon section. Never read or will read whatever the fuck the Balldoverse shit is. I don't delve into Autistic Thunderdome or Interior. I don't give a fuck about the Bidness, Q&A, Self-Suffiency, Prospering Grounds and several other things.
 
Any of the threads about trans people because I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum of 90% of the forum and don't actually hold any animosity. The trans people you see online are almost always the batshit crazy ones and are cultivated purely as ragebait and I'm not going to "lol calm down" myself because I'm trying to laugh at the tranch and instead get pages and pages of KILL TRANNIES BEHEAD TRANNIES

Animal abuse because duh

Any of the niggo threads because as a certified niggo all the unironic racism hurts my feefees
 
The entire Ethan Ralph subforum, with the exception of Nick Fuentes thread. Stopped caring about all of the Sektur shit even before I made my account here.

The Sharty thread starting from around 5 months ago. Genuinely unusable now

Zoosadist threads

Both Russo-Ukrainian War threads. Zero interest in the pro Russian one and I don’t care enough about the conflict anymore to participate in the pro Ukrainian one
 
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