KiwiFlare

[InFO Digger]

Very cool, I especially like the tagline. I do wonder if the tech troons will try to convince CloudFlare to try and go after Lolcow LLC for trademark infringement if this is offered as a service for other sites-the name plus logo might be construable in court as insufficiently distinct for the public market

 

[Un Platano]

At this rate I predict that 50% of American households will have a broadband Kiwinet connection by 2033.

 

[Lerias]

Honestly gonna be surprised if Gook Bongjones or Keffals manage to penetrate this one, even via not so legal methods.

Very good job otherwise!

 

[caccoooo bird]

I do wonder if the tech troons will try to convince CloudFlare to try and go after Lolcow LLC for trademark

For sure, the troons will try everything and anything to get to their goals. But legally speaking the logo is for certain transformative.

 

[Moon Cricket]

My stupid ass gets curious and clicks on the KiwiFlare link on the bot page thing expecting to be linked to a thread but instead gets a huge ass video of Keffals scratching his stinkditch.

Curious minds are never rewarded here, only punished.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I did not understand one single thing but congratulations and thank you, I guess. Very good.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Great work! @Pendulous Dong helped get the source for this for me from the AI thread earlier for a lolcow hallucinating about kiwis. I thought of the red blob dudes as DDOS threats and the great "sneeding kiwi" projects its protective aura:
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(I plan do to a "meme" edit where the red blobs are various angry lolcows. This "clean" one ended up looking really good. I can send the XCF with layers if anyone wants to play with it too.)

Slightly OT, but hats off to you and all the other autists on here that do so incredible work with imagery. I'm too old and far far too retarded to do anything with graphics beyond MS-paint level shit, but you guys never fail to impress with some of the stuff you all come up with.

My stupid ass gets curious and clicks on the KiwiFlare link on the bot page thing expecting to be linked to a thread but instead gets a huge ass video of Keffals scratching his stinkditch.

Curious minds are never rewarded here, only punished.

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Click Here.

You were warned!

I did not understand one single thing but congratulations and thank you, I guess. Very good.

The TL;DR on this is that Null has essentially reproduced what CuckFlare provides to everyone else (who presumably kisses troon ass). It's a system that makes it 'expensive' from a computing standpoint (CPU cycles, etc.) to try and throw shit at the site and therefore some of the more sophisticated attacks KF has been enduring can be better mitigated while allowing True & Honest Kiwis to sneed on.

 

[Delamain]

Sneed
This sneed was brought to you by Kiwiflare™

 

[Poopy Pants Swastika Boy]

Keffals scratching his necrotic crotch rot.

Lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[gmax alcremie]

Whenever I come across dubiously legal websites with the Cloudflare splash screen I get a bit irritated but now that it's duplicated here with prettier colors I feel a little more pacified

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Josh, man, you're my hero. Seriously.

 

[eDove]

This is so cool, Null. I'd like to see this rolled out to other websites that face the threat of the tranny purge.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

“Just build your own internet!”

“Ok”

If there’s any trannies lurking this thread, you should repent instead of spending your disability checks on shitty Romanian DDOS tools. Go fuck yourself with a broken broom handle you fucking mongs

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it throws me an error message after half a minute

I've also been getting an error message almost every time I do something that doesn't load a new page (like quoting or rating).

(I guess it's because the DDoS thing can interfere with it.)

 

[JCDenthog]

Total slobbermutt victory

 

[mindlessobserver]

Josh, when we said "Just build your own Internet, bro!", it was a joke. IT WAS A JOKE!

Also, if this is a unique web architecture fix, you better file your patent before "They" steal it and monetize it.

 

[Dangerous Dude]

Every day Kiwifarms is brought deeper into the Realm of Sneed to save its users from the reality destroying effects of the Dimensional Merge.

The lengths Josh goes to keep this shitboat afloat is inspirational.

 

[Dozernaut]

Good work Josh.
Trannies just can't keep losing.

 

[Null]

I've also been getting an error message almost every time I do something that doesn't load a new page (like quoting or rating).

(I guess it's because the DDoS thing can interfere with it.)

The WAF will interfere with AJAX actions, same as Cloudflare's UAM.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Very cool, I especially like the tagline. I do wonder if the tech troons will try to convince CloudFlare to try and go after Lolcow LLC for trademark infringement if this is offered as a service for other sites-the name plus logo might be construable in court as insufficiently distinct for the public market

They wouldn't have a case because the only common thing in the branding is the word "Flare", which is a common english word that cannot be trademarked. It would be like "Home Depot" trying to trademark the word "Home". Not happening. The legal standard of trademark infringement is branding and packaging that would reasonably cause the consumer to not know which company provided the product.