KiwiFlare

[oramge cat]

Keeping this site puttering along has made Null into one of the greatest Internet web masters and I hope he can find a way to monetize this.

The most resilient website on the entire Internet isn't Google or Facebook, it's a tiny little place where retards make fun of even bigger retards ran by one guy but it's somehow gotten to a point where it could survive a nuclear strike on multiple datacenters.

 

[Cryptojew]

Incredible. Can't wait to see people seeth over this.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I have had some issues ( today at least ) of getting rejected on putting semper fi react on posts. Is this change a result?

 

[Aspiring Artist]

I have had some issues ( today at least ) of getting rejected on putting semper fi react on posts. Is this change a result?

You need "True & Honest Fan" status for that. If you've already donated, check the donation instructions again in case you've missed something. As mentioned there, many of the payment options require you to PM Null the payment details for the transaction to be linked to your account.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

It's soooo cute!! KiwiFlare merch when?

@Null for real though. Hats or hoodies.

 

[Roland TB-303]

How old is your browser?

I’m a disgusting phoneposter using Onion Browser, the only recommended TOR browser on iOS. I’ve read other people using it can’t access either.

 

[caccoooo bird]

The year is 2024. Kiwicoin is now a viable cryptocurrency whose transactions are computed entirely using DDOS resources bought by the Troons.

I unironically suggest looking into uses of the computation pushed onto the DDoSers. Maybe make the request being sent back include a string like "With this request, I hereby acknowledge that there are only 2 genders".

 

[Harvey Danger]

The most resilient website on the entire Internet isn't Google or Facebook, it's a tiny little place where retards make fun of even bigger retards ran by one guy but it's somehow gotten to a point where it could survive a nuclear strike on multiple datacenters.

World powers already started World War 3 to cover up the eventual nuclear strike on KF servers in Ukraine. But nobody told NATO generals about federated webservers, and now they're stuck with a big fake gay war they have to pretend is super important.

Now that KiwiFlare is in place, the GDP of China will drop 2% as the glow boys cancel their DDOS contracts. They didn't think retards would actually start building their own Internet.

 

[Hokuriku]

Total DDoS-Retarding War

 

[thebigjoel]

>KiwiFlare
I guess DDoS-Tard was too obvious.

Josh quickly rewrites the code to be DDoS-Tard

 

[Takodachi]

Haven't been able to connect from my phone, guess no more reading threads while im taking a shit.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Mobile Chrome User West Coast USA and it’s running pretty fucking smooth. I got the checking browser page once. I’d say this is wicked well done.

 

[JOHN SHRIMP DOE]

>KiwiFlare
Awaiting a C&D from Matthew Prince NGL, not cause I think it'd work but because I think it'd make for a funny posting in the legal complaint forum

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

Okey now start working on mitigating layer 3 start programming that FPGA you don't need to know Verilog or VHDL you can use RUST

https://github.com/samitbasu/rust-hdl

You have no excuse...

 

[Dark Horse]

Seems to be working smoothly so far. Very impressive.

 

[BoomerPrime]

This forum keeps trying to shove that lovecraftian horror in my face but I will never look.

Don't tempt people, this will quickly become KF's version of goatse or dolphin porn.

I have had some issues ( today at least ) of getting rejected on putting semper fi react on posts. Is this change a result?

I think Josh mentioned that some AJAX operations could be affected by this implementation, same as when a site is on CloudFlare.

Also I think we're missing a very obvious branding opportunities here if things needed to change from KiwiFlare:

• CWCWall
• SneedFront
• GuntGuard

 

[negativlad]

I’m getting checked on about 90% of new page loads, reacts, images, and posting, using a VPN and the latest version of Brave for iOS. Annoying but not game-breaking.

Highly appreciate the DDOS retardation, however.

ETA: opening the farms in a new tab seems to have fixed it

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

I got it often when I had to go fast shortly after logging in, but the page's handling is pretty smooth. I even opened a bunch of pages later without getting KiwiFlare, so that's nice.

I did get an error on the KiwiFlare page at one point and I had to manually refresh because it was just sitting there doing nothing. I didn't copy the text but you probably know what it is.

 

[Titty Figurine]

My personal theory is Josh has already been successful in his lovequest and he's just not advertising his personal life like a lolcow.

I sincerely hope so. I can't imagine a guy on earth that deserves a steak and a blowjob for his hard work more than Josh and KiwiFlare is just the latest in a long line of reasons why. Bless the Moonwife, whether she's in Kiwi Protection Service or just yet to be found.

 

[NoReturn]

I love the little logo-guy and want to protect him.