Kotaku Weenie Gets Mad at Internet Over Final Fantasy Chad - Ian Walker is upset again

[Jonah Hill poster]

He's either been reading this thread or really is this self aware.

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How do you have a Verified Blue Check Account with only two thousand plus followers?

 

[Alter Ego]

How do you have a Verified Blue Check Account with only two thousand plus followers?

Because journo outlets and media companies have Twitter on speed dial to instantly grant any employee a blue checkmark, no joke. They shortcut past the verification process that normies have to use and are often rejected by. Tim Pool elaborated on this before based on personal experience at VICE.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Games Journalists: "Why does nobody respect our work or consider us actual journalists!?"
Also Games Journalists: "Fuckboy fuckboy fuckboy!"

 

[interrobangings]

This is why Ian Walker will never be Ian Runner.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

LMAO we really do have someone with a sister complex our hands.
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For the record, this is what Ian and his sister look like:
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She doesn't look so bad. If she lost twenty pounds she'd be a solid 5. If I were her brother I'd totally fingerblast her in a Pizza Hut bathroom during a friend's birthday party.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

LMAO we really do have someone with a sister complex our hands.
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For the record, this is what Ian and his sister look like:
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He looks exactly like I’d expect.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He's literally griefing his own company now for the use of the word "esports":

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Any hole is a goal to some people.

She's the lowest hanging fruit imaginable. If he started lifting and developed a chin and less faggy demeanor he could totally plow her.

 

[ZMOT]

She's the lowest hanging fruit imaginable. If he started lifting and developed a chin and less faggy demeanor he could totally plow her.

much easier to just get her drunk, has worked for hundreds of years.
remember it's a textbook example of a soiboi, reflection and self-improvement are an anathema to those kind of people when it's easier to be a sexpest to get what you want.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

She's the lowest hanging fruit imaginable. If he started lifting and developed a chin and less faggy demeanor he could totally plow her.

much easier to just get her drunk, has worked for hundreds of years.
remember it's a textbook example of a soiboi, reflection and self-improvement are an anathema to those kind of people when it easier to be a sexpest to get what you want.

Gotta keep in mind these faggots have the bravery and drive of a crippled potato. If you aren't being sexpests, then they have no way of getting laid.

 

[Disc]

He's either been reading this thread or really is this self aware.

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No, this is the kind of softball that people use to say they're open to criticism but this *insert more pointed comment here* is just rude.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

So its a troon?.....