🐮 Lolcow Krista Harada / Krista Gibbons / Meiwaku / Sodom_Mei / splitpeach / onemorehkfan / Onnabugeisha_cowgirl / and more! - Former BP queen, DM gooner, foot-fetishist, muzzie simp, bondage art degenerate, revenge pornographer, fake lesbian, lolicon enthusiast

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So not only do we have a massive distance between them, he's broke, she's probably in the same boat being a bipolar math tutor, and she's still has to convince him that she's the most halaal pussy in his DM's... the odds arent looking too good. At this rate I might have to convert and pray to Allah that he makes this a reality.
I’m sure if she really loves him she’ll find enough room left on her credit cards to buy a plane ticket.
 
Thanks to this thread for also introducing me to Peggiebigcock, I don’t have time to go down the entire rabbit hole but the fact that someone from the forum met up with and subsequently fucked this creature is hilarious enough. Thanks for the lols

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Another funny moment from Bashir's saturday night stream: There was a guy in the chat who was awkwardly flirting with Mei, to which she responded that she was 'taken by God'. He then apologized with the excuse that he's not even gay. I'm not sure how to interpret this other than him believing she was a man.
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BottlecapCowboy is a woman. I thought that they were a man as first.
But they called in to Cucumberfeet’s Livestream with Bashir, and used their username to introduce themself.
They didn’t “sound” like they were only a lesbian when they were openly gushing over Bashir on the Discord call, so they’re actually a perfect match for Mei in a way.

Also, have you or anyone else looked into Bashir’s fan Discord yet?
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How did this ginger muslim manage to attract such a posse of women? Is the vast majority of fishtank viewership just naturally born simps?
Leftists worship Muslims and see them as "exotic". Antisemitism becoming mainstream also means some antisemites view Muslims as "the righteous ones who will defeat the Jews" (without realizing that you can hate both Jews and Muslims). But despite being "exotic", Bashir is still a white boy, so it doesn't feel as gross to them as simping for a truly brown inbred Muzzie. He also has very eccentric fashion taste, and young leftist women tend to be into "twinks" (like Meiwaku is) since it's rare for a man to be into fashion. His psuedointellectualism and "world traveler" persona probably also appeals to Redditors like Mei, who also has a psuedointellectual persona herself. They may also find it "cute" that he's so chaste around women, wanting to be the ones to "change that". And it may make them feel like he's approachable and not predatory because of his chaste persona. Mei herself has commented on that.

Those are my guesses at least.
 
How did this ginger muslim manage to attract such a posse of women? Is the vast majority of fishtank viewership just naturally born simps?
The only other options for male contestants to simp for this season for a female viewer were:
  • Autistic college janitor Ghost Politics troll
  • Faggot
  • Faggot discord mod with furry boyfriend who left 2 days into the season because his Minecraft opps tried to firebomb his house
  • Normie with (likely hotter than you) girlfriend
 
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So not only do we have a massive distance between them, he's broke, she's probably in the same boat being a bipolar math tutor, and she's still has to convince him that she's the most halaal pussy in his DM's... the odds arent looking too good. At this rate I might have to convert and pray to Allah that he makes this a reality.

Her phonebooking says she's from Sugar Land, which is a bougie AF trust fund suburb of Houston, so it wouldn't surprise me if the entire "oh boo hoo I had to draw feet to live" thing is a super lie. The median household income there is around $150k and is sort of synonymous with "oh you're rich." It's one of the most affluent areas in that region.

I'm banking on that she could easily afford a flight.
 
anyone willing to worship a pedophile should get glassed by an american-made bomb. letting islam exist in the us is the worst thing we've ever done and we will never recover from it.
In your estimation, is it worse than letting street shitters take over everything in tech, and slowly in government? At least the muzzies are thankfully comparatively limited in their number and influence in the states.

How did this ginger muslim manage to attract such a posse of women? Is the vast majority of fishtank viewership just naturally born simps?
It's simple: when you compete in the retard olympics, you get the attention of all the retards that arent competing. It could also be partially explained by the fact that he's a ginger raised as a muslim turned an unironic weaboo. Its a unique combo bound to draw attention, and apparently it slays gothussy, who woulda thunk.

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Her phonebooking says she's from Sugar Land, which is a bougie AF trust fund suburb of Houston, so it wouldn't surprise me if the entire "oh boo hoo I had to draw feet to live" thing is a super lie. The median household income there is around $150k and is sort of synonymous with "oh you're rich."

I'm banking on that she could easily afford a flight.
I don't know if I'd go that far; she could be living with roomies/simps. On top of that her house is ≈450k in a neighborhood where an average house price is ≈400k. Certainly not what I'd call a bougie neighborhood in this day and age. If she was a trust fund kid, I doubt she'd be as fucked up in the way that she is. 1777336240910.png
 
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In your estimation, is it worse than letting street shitters take over everything in tech, and slowly in government? At least the muzzies are thankfully comparatively limited in their number and influence in the states.
Indians are definitely far worse. They've managed to infect every major tech company and become the CEOs of most of them. Don't forget that some Indians are Muslims themselves too.
 
The only other options for male contestants to simp for this season for a female viewer were:
  • Autistic college janitor Ghost Politics troll
  • Faggot
  • Faggot discord mod with furry boyfriend who left 2 days into the season because his Minecraft opps tried to firebomb his house
  • Normie with (likely hotter than you) girlfriend
Jet sure knows how to find the best of the worst
 
I don't know if I'd go that far; she could be living with roomies/simps. On top of that her house is ≈450k in a neighborhood where an average house price is ≈400k. Certainly not what I'd call a bougie neighborhood in this day and age. If she was a trust fund kid, I doubt she'd be as fucked up in the way that she is. View attachment 8923964
You’re giving way too much credit to trust fund kids.
Internet degeneracy is a venn diagram of poor kids with internet access, and rich kids with unlimited internet access.
 
I want him to find a high profile ewhore and make a big show of their relationship so that Krista gets cucked in public and crashes out tbh.
There are so many delicious ways for this to end, we'll have something to laugh at no matter which way it does.
Jet sure knows how to find the best of the worst
He will truly cement himself as the GOAT when he gets mei for season 6.
 
I don't know if I'd go that far; she could be living with roomies/simps. On top of that her house is ≈450k in a neighborhood where an average house price is ≈400k. Certainly not what I'd call a bougie neighborhood in this day and age. If she was a trust fund kid, I doubt she'd be as fucked up in the way that she is.

Maybe? That's about average price for a home in that area. She's not slumming it at that cost.

The cost of living in Houston is surprisingly low, like below the national average low. You can snap up a 3 bed, 1 bath house in a less fancy (but still ok) suburb for like $170k.
 
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