Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Feline Darkmage]

Here's a tribute to him

Spoiler: Seizure video

 

[MysteriousStranger]

So you guys also know about how he rescued a prostitute, right? Kurt has a history.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2007/03/times_prostitute_rescuer_eiche.html

That was a long read and I'm not sure he's worth that much of anyone's time, but whatever. Considering NYMag is very much on Eichenwald's side ideologically, it still came across that he's a screaming nutcase asshole to deal with. And that there's something odd, to say the least, in this whole CP story.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Considering NYMag is very much on Eichenwald's side ideologically, it still came across that he's a screaming nutcase asshole to deal with

The truest form of lolcow.

 

[Florence]

Which nickname do you think will trigger him more: Eichenmann or Buchenwald?

 

[AnOminous]

Which nickname do you think will trigger him more: Eichenmann or Buchenwald?

He has a name that's so much like an historical Nazi you could probably actually just create fake biographies of a fictional Nazi called Kurt Eichenwald and people would believe it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I would pay for whoever writes the Bob Chipman fanfiction here and on /cow/ to write a fanfiction about Eichenazi.

 

[AnOminous]

I would pay for whoever writes the Bob Chipman fanfiction here and on /cow/ to write a fanfiction about Eichenazi.

I don't have the energy for that but I'm pretty sure Eichenwald ran the Soborka extermination camp. He was a psychiatrist who developed an inordinate hatred of epileptics because he was traumatized by the sight of them thrashing around after looking at his Cubist paintings that he personally engineered the construction of a camp just for getting rid of epileptics, enraged by their criticism of his art.

 

[GS 281]

I don't have the energy for that but I'm pretty sure Eichenwald ran the Soborka extermination camp

lucky guy

 

[InLivingTuna]

 

[GS 281]

Itd be dank to have a seizure while jerking off.

 

[GS 281]

faggot

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

We want to cause tard cum, not death.

I generally agree but this guy managed to lolcow his way into getting someone arrested for sending a tweet. That's some scary precedent to me.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

lol he's in the news for being shitty.

 

[AnOminous]

@yawning sneasel you are not @Jaiman quit stealing avatars REEE REEEE I don't even look at names I just look at avatars. . .

SHIT I AM AOBUT TO HAVE A SEIZZUAZZZZZUREEEEEEEEE

 

[InLivingTuna]

@yawning sneasel you are not @Jaiman quit stealing avatars REEE REEEE I don't even look at names I just look at avatars. . .

SHIT I AM AOBUT TO HAVE A SEIZZUAZZZZZUREEEEEEEEE

you didn't even notice me and Feline were swapped smh

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel you are not @Jaiman quit stealing avatars REEE REEEE I don't even look at names I just look at avatars. . .

SHIT I AM AOBUT TO HAVE A SEIZZUAZZZZZUREEEEEEEEE

When AnOm moderated the Tommy Tooter thread

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Turns out he also bawleeted his tweet after criticism, but he doesn't regret being an asshole

 

[AnOminous]

When AnOm moderated the Tommy Tooter thread

You have to admit, that was some of the best shitmodding this site has ever had.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

lol sgt_chzbrgr BTFO'd Buchenwald

 

[AnOminous]

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lol sgt_chzbrgr BTFO'd Buchenwald

Why does this descendant of a Nazi extermination commandant hate Susan Sarandon so much?