Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Still getting dogpiled now they calling him and d&c nazis

Calling Eichenbald a nazi is OUR thing though :(

I honestly don't get why this shitstorm isn't featured yet? We have a growing collection of cows running into this autism singularity event.

I'm featuring it after this post goes up.
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Now onto the meat. Here is a list of the people who are currently dogpiling our favorite epileptic pedofork, and somehow making him look like a beacon of morality by comparison.

Matthew James Perez: Matt Perez is a comic artist tranny furry from Michigan. He leads harassment campaigns against people for the mildest slights. When @yawning sneasel made a rat kings thread about him he responded almost immediately and took screencaps of us shitposting and took all of it really seriously. He has been terminated from twitter at least once for harassing pornstars.

Francis Phillip Biles: Francis Biles AKA Geena Phillips is a violent serial harasser who hates the police and the military. She is quick to go straight for character assassination. She e-begs on a constant basis for alleged health problems. Geena is also really deep in the rat king, having spoken to pretty much every rat kinger with a thread. Big fan of Sophie Labelle and Jesska Nightmare too.

Rory Walker: Aspel is a Tom Hanks lookin nigga with a long history of drama. He's a transtrender manlet who started out as a roleplayer on 4chan and eventually got entangled with people like Laurelai Bailey, whom he hates and resents now. His only talents are tweeting all day every day and alienating friends. He pretends to be a marxist even more poorly than he pretends to be a tranny.

Katelyn Burns: Much like ole Kurt, Kate is a hack fraud of a journalist. She is a plagiarist with male pattern baldness who hates us because we have threads on her and all the rat kings she orbits, and frequently whores for our attention. Complained that the pink pussy hates weren't inclusive enough. Used to be a huge anti-GamerGate sperg.

Nora Reed Heinemann Fleck: Nora Fleck is a rat king within a ratking. Her discovery uncovered an entire mini-rat king nicknamed the "Norasphere", which is considered by this site to be the lowest branch of the rat king. Her history of online abuse dates back to almost a decade ago on MetaFilter, a site she is permabanned from. She claims to be nonbinary but is really just a fat cis woman. Multiple times she has celebrated peoples deaths and encouraged political violence. We found her because she stole the twitter handle of a black woman and used it to harass feminist activist Randi Lee Harper, who she attempts to slander to this day.

Peter Coffin: He got outed by Gawker as using sockpuppets to harass women and People of Color. He tried to brush off these accusations by claiming that the "Kimi Kobayashi" account that he'd used to commit the harassment was someone trying to catfish him, despite the fact that he had made posts about her being his GF and posted a pic of himself and a realdoll, claiming the doll was Kimi. He went full anti-GG sperg after the controversy erupted and claims the revelations by Gawker were "GamerGate Propaganda". He came out as "Agender" despite having absolutely no gender dysphoria, and not being Agender at all. He considers himself a "satirist" but nobody watches his youtube any more because he's an unfunny sped.
 
Emily Gorcenski joins the League of Super Troons in their fight against Ecchiwald the Nazi Jew.

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Katelyn Burns: Much like ole Kurt, Kate is a hack fraud of a journalist. She is a plagiarist with male pattern baldness who hates us because we have threads on her and all the rat kings she orbits, and frequently whores for our attention. Complained that the pink pussy hates weren't inclusive enough. Used to be a huge anti-GamerGate sperg.

In her thread i posted a tweet where she mentions that she interacted with him before but i can't find much about that. would greatly appreciate anyone figuring out what she's referring to regarding their past interactions.
 
It's rather sad and pathetic that Kurt has let himself fall so far that he can't just simply hand wave lolcows away. It SHOULD be easy. "Look at all these books I've written. And you've done...?" Seriously how the fuck did he fall to this level?
You must be new to this cow. Kurt lives for attention.

This flame war is actually justified from his side, so this is probably the best he's ever looked.
 
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I love everything about this-- Kurt the big slow unselfaware boomer narcissist ankylosaurus, swishing his armored tail around bellowing "decency! civility! child porn! thorazine!" while being divebombed by all these confused, dysfunctional rainbow-colored shrieker birds.

Now we just need to wake & tag in the twin troon twitter velociraptors, Jake Alley and "Becks" Gerber. Between Jake's encyclopedic knowledge of surreal nazi tactics and Gerber's fake jewishness, and what with neither having anything better to do than distract themselves from their own unhappiness with massive twitter sperg-outs, those two could do Kurt some real damage rather than just bouncing off his carapace.
 
You must be new to this cow. Kurt lives for attention.

This flame war is actually justified from his side, so this is probably the best he's ever looked.


Attached: choice tweet of tribal leftists dogpiling kurt while decrying tribalism.

I know about the tentacle porn, or whatever. And I know he had the thing where he wrote about underage boys on the internet and he paid a source in a way that looked horrific. Other than that yeah I have no idea.
 
I love everything about this-- Kurt the big slow unselfaware boomer narcissist ankylosaurus, swishing his armored tail around bellowing "decency! civility! child porn! thorazine!" while being divebombed by all these confused, dysfunctional rainbow-colored shrieker birds.

Now we just need to wake & tag in the twin troon twitter velociraptors, Jake Alley and "Becks" Gerber. Between Jake's encyclopedic knowledge of surreal nazi tactics and Gerber's fake jewishness, and what with neither having anything better to do than distract themselves from their own unhappiness with massive twitter sperg-outs, those two could do Kurt some real damage rather than just bouncing off his carapace.
Just another example of the left eating their own. Nothing new here. Carry on.
 
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