Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Ok, so I was going through Kurt's Twitter due to his recent hurricane fiasco, and I found this gem from way back in last September, which I believe has not been posted yet in this thread.
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I suppose credit is due to Kurt anticipating Trump might win when everyone else had already called the election for Hillary, but Kurt's adult children must be absolutely livid that their dad completely misread the stock market and fucked their college funds
 
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millais said:
Ok, so I was going through Kurt's Twitter due to his recent hurricane fiasco, and I found this gem from way back in last September, which I believe has not been posted yet in this thread.
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I suppose credit is due to Kurt anticipating Trump might win when everyone else had already called the election for Hillary, but Kurt's adult children must be absolutely livid that their dad completely misread the stock market and fucked their college funds
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This reminds me of the Bernouts donating their wives' sons' birthday money because they thought he was going to give them free college.

But getting back on topic, it's hard to tell if he's being snide or serious. He's a real slime ball so you never know.
 
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millais said:
Ok, so I was going through Kurt's Twitter due to his recent hurricane fiasco, and I found this gem from way back in last September, which I believe has not been posted yet in this thread.
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I suppose credit is due to Kurt anticipating Trump might win when everyone else had already called the election for Hillary, but Kurt's adult children must be absolutely livid that their dad completely misread the stock market and fucked their college funds
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Selling off your stocks isn't a good bet when you then "invest" all of the money in tentacle rape and shota porn.
 
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Kurt... goddammit dude. Is this guy still married at this point?
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Yes, though if my assessment of him being a degenerate version of Phil is correct he might get divorced by his full-time wife within a year. We're still waiting for his equivalent of the hospital episode.

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I suppose credit is due to Kurt anticipating Trump might win when everyone else had already called the election for Hillary, but Kurt's adult children must be absolutely livid that their dad completely misread the stock market and fucked their college funds
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Could have been worse. Imagine if instead of his kids' college funds he had thrown the money he jewed out of his step-mom into the financial oven. He'd be forced to move into a kahndo.

I guess we can put the stereotype about Jews being good with money to rest.
 
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Wow... forget to 'watch' this thread and it just gets better. How can someone just keep banging their head against the wall like this? What is he gaining? He's really like Brianna Wu except he doesn't know when to hit the block button, declare "Mission Accomplished" and move on.

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Kurt Eichenwald vs Ted Cruz

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The Ted Cruz comparison is great. He's gonna get hit with plenty of jokes about it but it'll blow over because:
1) He has plausible deniability. Well, at least plausible compared to Kurt's ridiculous stories.
2) He has something, ANYTHING going on besides arguing with randos on twitter
 
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