I'm really struggling to see how Kurt could write an autobiography. Unless your someone big or had a part in American history, journalists careers don't make for good autobiographies. It's one thing if your somebody like Walter Cronkite or maybe Dan Rather. Maybe if you had a unique life in journalism you could write a book on it. I read a book recently called On the Frontlines of the Television War: A Legendary War Cameraman in Vietnam, which was about the life of a cameraman who helped film the Vietnam War. That was an interesting book, and that's the kind of life people want to read about.
But Kurt? What about your life do people want to read about? You were at one point something of a noted journalist, but you didn't have a career like Cronkite's that people would want to read about or a career in a unique field that people might find interesting to learn about. On top of that, that career you did have is long gone and never coming back. You ruined your reputation and your career because of your highly unethical behavior in how you operate and with your nonstop sperging on Twitter. No organization even wants to come close to you given just how much negativity and baggage comes with your name.
No one wants to read your life story, especially knowing that it's going to be whitewashed of all the stupid shit you brought on yourself.