Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Not too long ago Kurt was talking about having a research assistant. My question then remains the same as my question now: What for? I'll bet they have some tales to tell...
It was probably his caretaker wife.

Broke: Kurt has been watching hentai
Woke: Kurt secretly operates a hentai review site with Mike Michaud
Would explain why Kurt was on a Hentai blog site and not an actual hentai site.

Watching hentai?
That's family fun time though, not work.
 
Not too long ago Kurt was talking about having a research assistant. My question then remains the same as my question now: What for? I'll bet they have some tales to tell...

Remember when Kurt was “researching” Pedophiles? Remember his approach to “researching” hentai? He clearly needs an underaged “research assistant” to help him properly delve into all of these subjects.
 
Annnnd he's back. Props to @Spellskite calling it

Tweeted this about his book before carrying on about Trump, business as usual


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Scandal? What scandal?

EDIT: Also, for what is worth, all the replies and comments on tweets are positive. He isn't being mauled like he was pre-hiatus.
 
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Annnnd he's back. Props to @Spellskite calling it

Tweeted this about his book before carrying on about Trump, business as usual


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Scandal? What scandal?

EDIT: Also, for what is worth, all the replies and comments on tweets are positive. He isn't being mauled like he was pre-hiatus.

That wont last long when people realize he's back.
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Seems upset that he can't call himself a news reporter anymore. Now he's just another nameless person in the sea that is Twitter.
Wont be long until he makes an ass of himself...Again. (He doesn't seem to remember what the Clinton administration did the USA but he's a Clinton mark so of course not)
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It's almost like the president is a busy man, unlike some unemployed tentacle lover.
 
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Annnnd he's back. Props to @Spellskite calling it

Tweeted this about his book before carrying on about Trump, business as usual


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Scandal? What scandal?

The sad part is that his book will probably do better than it would have otherwise, solely from those curious to see if there's a self-pitying chapter on the strobe gif.
 
The sad part is that his book will probably do better than it would have otherwise, solely from those curious to see if there's a self-pitying chapter on the strobe gif.
I admit I'm a little curious to see how he stretches out his pretty mundane life into a full book. He's never really done anything interesting "investigating" and he'll have to skimp around the you-know-what stuff. So what's left? 300 pages of how having epilepsy is the equivalent of being a black leper, ostracized and shunned by society like a freak.

If I could get copy without giving him a shekel, I'd give it a skim.
 
I admit I'm a little curious to see how he stretches out his pretty mundane life into a full book. He's never really done anything interesting "investigating" and he'll have to skimp around the you-know-what stuff. So what's left? 300 pages of how having epilepsy is the equivalent of being a black leper, ostracized and shunned by society like a freak.

If I could get copy without giving him a shekel, I'd give it a skim.
It's going to be 99% him exaggerating and lying about how much of a hero he was in the whole Justin Berry situation, and 1% whining about how the right wing has created a vast conspiracy to make him look crazy.
 
I'm really struggling to see how Kurt could write an autobiography. Unless your someone big or had a part in American history, journalists careers don't make for good autobiographies. It's one thing if your somebody like Walter Cronkite or maybe Dan Rather. Maybe if you had a unique life in journalism you could write a book on it. I read a book recently called On the Frontlines of the Television War: A Legendary War Cameraman in Vietnam, which was about the life of a cameraman who helped film the Vietnam War. That was an interesting book, and that's the kind of life people want to read about.

But Kurt? What about your life do people want to read about? You were at one point something of a noted journalist, but you didn't have a career like Cronkite's that people would want to read about or a career in a unique field that people might find interesting to learn about. On top of that, that career you did have is long gone and never coming back. You ruined your reputation and your career because of your highly unethical behavior in how you operate and with your nonstop sperging on Twitter. No organization even wants to come close to you given just how much negativity and baggage comes with your name.

No one wants to read your life story, especially knowing that it's going to be whitewashed of all the stupid shit you brought on yourself.
 
I'm really struggling to see how Kurt could write an autobiography. Unless your someone big or had a part in American history, journalists careers don't make for good autobiographies. It's one thing if your somebody like Walter Cronkite or maybe Dan Rather. Maybe if you had a unique life in journalism you could write a book on it. I read a book recently called On the Frontlines of the Television War: A Legendary War Cameraman in Vietnam, which was about the life of a cameraman who helped film the Vietnam War. That was an interesting book, and that's the kind of life people want to read about.

But Kurt? What about your life do people want to read about? You were at one point something of a noted journalist, but you didn't have a career like Cronkite's that people would want to read about or a career in a unique field that people might find interesting to learn about. On top of that, that career you did have is long gone and never coming back. You ruined your reputation and your career because of your highly unethical behavior in how you operate and with your nonstop sperging on Twitter. No organization even wants to come close to you given just how much negativity and baggage comes with your name.

No one wants to read your life story, especially knowing that it's going to be whitewashed of all the stupid shit you brought on yourself.
I predict it'll sell less than Quinn's and they'll mostly be conservative pundits in preparation for interviews if Kurt is dumb enough to go on TV and let himself get made fun of some more.
 
I predict it'll sell less than Quinn's and they'll mostly be conservative pundits in preparation for interviews if Kurt is dumb enough to go on TV and let himself get made fun of some more.
Oh man, I hope he is. That Tucker Carlson interview was one of the funniest and most absurd things I've ever seen aired on national television.
 

Exactly. Even if he does try and glorify himself during the "incidents", he still has to talk about them in great detail. My hope is accidentally lets something slip while trying to look the hero, might be the Berry stuff, might be a new unknown skeleton no-body knows about.

Thing is, everything he says now will be laughed at and scrutinized because of his ruined reputation, so everything he has reported in the past should come under that same scrutiny. I'd bet there are lies and unethical methods used to obtain a scoop scattered throughout his previous books.
 
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