Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Karl der Grosse]

I always thought the whole 'assault gifs sent me to the hospital' story was just Kurt lying, but I'm leaning more and more toward the belief that Kurt really does have some brain damage. I just don't know how else to interpret what's happened with him for the last couple years.

 

[kcbbq]

"Omigod"?

He writes like a 13 year old girl

I have never seen someone so salty about having to gate check a carry on. Makes it sound like he's never been in an airplane before.

 

[BubbleButt]

I always thought the whole 'assault gifs sent me to the hospital' story was just Kurt lying, but I'm leaning more and more toward the belief that Kurt really does have some brain damage. I just don't know how else to interpret what's happened with him for the last couple years.

Does hepatitis eat your brain or is that only syphilis?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Does hepatitis eat your brain or is that only syphilis?

It will if he has Hep C. On top of that it does tons of damage to the nervous system.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4840160/

The brain is an apt location for HCV replication, where the HCV virus may directly wield neurotoxicity.

 

[thx1138]

I swear Kirk Eichenwald is the higher profile equivalent of RemembrancerBex/Becky Hernandez; all we need is a comment from him about not having spoons, a post from disney and a cry under a desk and the transmogrification will be complete.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Wife probably got it from her boyfriend and decided to blame the old man on the plane, knowing Kurt is stupid enough to buy it and/or can't call her on any of her shit because she knows where the little boy skeletons are buried.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Kurt probably didn't want his laptop's hard drive scanned knowing what people would find as they go through it. He has one problem with an airline and it's the end of the world for him. What a fucking loser. Also, I'm pretty sure you can carry medication with you on your flight.
Just follow the rules
http://traveltips.usatoday.com/carry-prescription-medication-flights-61371.html

 

[Shugo]

Also, I'm pretty sure you can carry medication with you on your flight.

But it took him until he already gave the bag away to realize his medication was in the bag.

I don't know, if I needed medication to keep me alive every day, I'd probably remember where I put it and try to keep it near.

 

[AnOminous]

I usually just skip through all of Kurt's long twitter thread ramblings, but I enjoyed this one about American Airlines trying to kill him and revealing his wife has hepatitis. Also, missing a 'meeting' but getting it pushed back, because he is sooo important.

>complains about AA revealing his wife has hepatitis
>tweets that his wife has hepatitis to the whole fucking world

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

>complains about AA revealing his wife has hepatitis
>tweets that his wife has hepatitis to the whole fucking world

She apparently has a very high tolerance for embarrassment since she's known to be married to a failed journalist that likes tentacle fucking, has weird connections to child porn (btw *any* connection is weird) and is so weak that he can't survive if his carry-on gets lost.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I usually just skip through all of Kurt's long twitter thread ramblings, but I enjoyed this one about American Airlines trying to kill him and revealing his wife has hepatitis. Also, missing a 'meeting' but getting it pushed back, because he is sooo important.

Was she in some way spreading her fecal matter to the immunodeficient man? Hepatitis is not airborne. It is blood borne or via investing fecal or otherwise contaminated food. Unless she was breast feeding the guy in the next seat there wasn’t anything there to worry about. A medical doctor would know that. She was probably a greater risk to everyone else on the plane if she used the toilet. The only risk to her neighbor would have been her using the toilet, then handling his food.

 

[Vorhtbame]

She got...hepatitis from sitting next to a guy?

What?

What?

No. It does not work like that. You can't contract hepatitis from casual contact any more than you can pick up AIDS from a toilet seat. Just no.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It sounds like she sat next to an old guy and found out the next day that she had hep, and wanted to contact the guy and warn him that she had it, and he should get tested or something. Doesn't matter, it's likely a completely false story and even if it's not, I'm sure Kurt managed to fuck up the details.

 

[Vorhtbame]

It sounds like she sat next to an old guy and found out the next day that she had hep, and wanted to contact the guy and warn him that she had it, and he should get tested or something. Doesn't matter, it's likely a completely false story and even if it's not, I'm sure Kurt managed to fuck up the details.

Ah, I see. That makes slightly more sense--except for the part where hepatitis doesn't work like that.

Also, how did she know he was immunodeficient? That's an odd sort of thing to come up in casual conversation.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Here's a question: why isn't his wife vaccinated against Hepatitis? I know type C doesn't have one, but both A and B do. New York has some of the strictest laws on the book for mandatory vaccinations (at least in children), so why wasn't she vaccinated?

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Gotta love Kurt. He can't just tweet about how he had a shitty flight. He has to embellish it to the point of "OMG, they are literally trying to KILL me, my diseased wife and a frail old man. Is there no end to their bloodlust?!?!"

Between that and his constant repeating of the "kids in cages" lie, I get th feeling he has full on histrionic personality disorder.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Gotta love Kurt. He can't just tweet about how he had a shitty flight. He has to embellish it to the point of "OMG, they are literally trying to KILL me, my diseased wife and a frail old man. Is there no end to their bloodlust?!‽"

All of this started because he didn't look to see what gate his flight left from. Nor did he look at the board at the gate to see if the flight number matched. What was printed on his boarding pass and on his phone app were the supreme authority and only an announcement over the PA system would change his mind.

Then AA takes pity on him and gives him a stand-by ticket for the next flight. This confuses and enrages Kurt because he isn't guaranteed a seat. THE E-MAIL AND APP SAID SO! How unfair.

Then he gets frightened he might lose his old man pills. Then he regales up with a story about him and his wife going full sped on AA and demanding they disclose passenger information because she has hepatitis and the world needs to know.

Between that and his constant repeating of the "kids in cages" lie, I get th feeling he has full on histrionic personality disorder.

Kurt's a narc. His whole "I'm not wrong. The world is wrong." then grandstanding makes it pretty plain. How dare they treat the great Kurt Eichenwald this way. He missed a meeting he almost missed. For this inconvenience they must pay. He will get his revenge on twitter.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I usually just skip through all of Kurt's long twitter thread ramblings, but I enjoyed this one about American Airlines trying to kill him and revealing his wife has hepatitis. Also, missing a 'meeting' but getting it pushed back, because he is sooo important.

His wife is one terrible MD then. You can't get hepatitis from sitting next to someone on a plane unless she was swapping blood with him

 

[Prussian Blue]

His wife is one terrible MD then. You can't get hepatitis from sitting next to someone on a plane unless she was swapping blood with him

 

[RodgerDodger]

Oh dear lord! He will never ever back down or admit he was wrong, will he? No really Hepatitis DOES NOT work this way. "Infectious Hepatitis" is spread via poor hygiene and food handling!!! (and what exactly does that say about his wife?)

I don't know about you all. But I am anxiously waiting for Kurt's review of The Incredibles 2. That should be entertainment gold. I figure multiple lolsuits will be involved.