Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[AnOminous]

Ultimately despite his attempts to be a good little soldier, Eichenwald just isn't ideologically pure enough. They could forgive him fucking underage sex slaves and funding child porn, but they just can't forgive his occasional bouts of calling for civility or sympathy for and with conservatives (insincere and meaningless though they are). Hell, most of the rabble seem to consider him a right-wing personality, purely because of the occasional (and swiftly-violated) tweets like the ones on recent pages.

The first real investigation of him was done by literal commies who considered him just that. Ironically, part of why he got away with his bullshit for so long was the source of criticism, even though those Counterpunch articles were meticulously researched and sourced. They completely wrecked his bogus "Kool Kurt Saves the Kids" lie.

 

[Prussian Blue]

But if you don't buy your book Kurt, who will?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

"I was checking the reviews... for a friend. Yeah, a friend. This friend also wanted to know how that whole 'pedophile acceptance' thing is going."

 

[lol you sukc]

But if you don't buy your book Kurt, who will?

I'm willing to bet that half of the book consist of REEEEing about mean trolls on Twitter while conveniently omitting a certain tentacle incident.

 

[Timecube]

A Mind Unraveled

If he were to put together a coffee table book of his unhinged Tweetstorms, that'd be a great title for it instead of wasting it on some yarn about epilepsy.

 

[thismanlies]

Notice how his knee jerk response is "I don't buy my books."

Not that I'd recommend him buying his own books. Given his status as a journalist, he'd be wise to save his money.

 

[AnOminous]

So does he have a chapter where he describes how seizures caused him to fund a child pornography site and commission child pornography and then forget he did it and lie about it?

 

[QU 734]

When I saw the title, there was a split second where I actually thought Kurt was going to come clean about his mental illness instead of just displaying it.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

I just checked to see how the "blocklist" was going.

These are children, too infantile to have a discussion, people without lives.

lol

 

[Splendid]

Dude, you can't "recover" from epilepsy. Your brain is fucked, it's permanent.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

"Let me tell you who the trolls are"

You slipped and got a little too honest, Kurt. You made it obvious that people are only supposed to Listen and Believe you about who's a troll and who's not.

 

[AnOminous]

I just checked to see how the "blocklist" was going.

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All of these tweets are unintelligible gibberish in which a coherent thought cannot be found.

Someone call 911 he's having a fucking seizure again!

 

[BubbleButt]

I swear Male Pattern Baldness and lolcowdom are connected in some way.

 

[millais]

Only a Boomer could come up with "cryptocurrency reference + bear-face emoji = definitive proof of Russian twitter troll"

 

[Mrs Paul]

Dude, you can't "recover" from epilepsy. Your brain is fucked, it's permanent.

They seriously said recover. My mind just exploded.

Manage, yes. Epilepsy can be successfully managed. Recovery? I wish. I really wish this guy would stop trying to be the Face of Epilepsy.

 

[Splendid]

They seriously said recover. My mind just exploded.

Manage, yes. Epilepsy can be successfully managed. Recovery? I wish. I really wish this guy would stop trying to be the Face of Epilepsy.

I suspect he either doesn't have it or is greatly exaggerating the symptoms he experiences. Claiming that you were mute/incapacitated for days after a seizure but don't have severe brain damage seems implausible to me.

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect he either doesn't have it or is greatly exaggerating the symptoms he experiences. Claiming that you were mute/incapacitated for days after a seizure but don't have severe brain damage seems implausible to me.

He only brings up epilepsy when he gets caught running a child porn site.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I suspect he either doesn't have it or is greatly exaggerating the symptoms he experiences. Claiming that you were mute/incapacitated for days after a seizure but don't have severe brain damage seems implausible to me.

Actually, if it's a grand mal, you can have some side effects for a day or so. It's called the postictal phase. I myself have never been completely incapacitated, but for a couple of days afterwards, I'll feel really confused and sort of "out of it", like I'm in some kind of fog.
And once when I had a focal seizure, I was unable to speak properly for the rest of the day -- I could only stutter.
I'm almost certain he's exaggerating, and if he's still having grand mals, it sounds like his medication isn't working, and he needs to talk to his neurologist and start figuring out what might be triggering them. (I don't know if people with photo-sensitive can have other reasons for seizures, since I don't have that particular propblem)

I still get the small ones, but I haven't had one of the big ones in years. *knock on wood* The guy really doesn't sound like he takes care of himself. (That's assuming he's not just lying outright)



(Sorry for power-leveling, just trying to educate)

 

[Splendid]

I'm pretty damn sure I've heard him say "days" in a context that implied it was several days. That's why I feel that he's exaggerating.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Do we even have any solid evidence that Kurt actually has epilepsy?