Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Kurt has a entirely unique form of epilepsy that only triggers at the worst possible times rather than randomly.

Is there a rapist nearby attracted to men between the ages of 16-30 suddenly falling to the floor and convulsing? Boom, triggers.
Is Kurt about to get a 25 Twitter troll kill streak by finishing off Jew_Goldstein? Boom, triggers.

He's like a Scooby Doo villain. "And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those rotten epileptic seizures!"

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"Deep down inside, my wife and my wife's son both always knew I had been gay-raped."

 

[Archeopthryx]

So Kurt is a fainting goat. A man only existing through the mercy of modern society and gay-rape.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I would say that upon deep scientific analysis there is a legit chance Eichenwald was raped at least once before he turned 21

You're forgetting that his seizures make him download vast quantities of CP. So instead of leaning against a wall, he'd be bent over a computer desk with the sound of crying infants blaring through the speakers and some truly vile material on the screen. Good luck getting it up under those conditions.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Reality: "Holy shit dad what is wrong with you???"
Kurt's brain: "Somehow, my family knew I had been raped and were trying to tell me all along...."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Man, just when you think Kurt is finally calming down he manages to top anything he's done before by a ratio of 10:1.

 

[Racist Trash]

Curse those rapists running around with flashing images and uploading CP to his site while raping kurt.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bonus: just because the term "stealth rape" is funny

 

[HG 400]

Kurt has finally contributed something to the progressive cause.

Now whenever an assmad MRA demands to know why male rape is always played up for laughs, we can just link him to Kurt's twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Kurt actually consented to sex with that giant radioactive Japanese octopus. It was just a mistake that the octopus mistook his convulsions for sexual ecstasy. The seizure also wiped out Kurt's memory of consenting, like he testified that it wiped out his memories of buying all that child pornography, so the octopus naturally fled back to Japan, fearing a false rape accusation. Even tentacled molluscs have a reputation to protect, after all.

 

[NSA]

If Kurt said that his rapist was Bigfoot it would not impact the believability of his story one way or the other.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Perhaps the scariest thing about this is that Kurt probably believes it. He's the kind of writer who will re-edit his own memories to make himself sympathetic or make the story more interesting. And his mind this is merely "remembering" things he previously forgot.

 

[broilerrx]

Okay, so I noticed that in his tweet chain, he said the attack happened in his 20's, and that he told his wife around 2004, which he said would've been after 24 years of marriage, and about 30 years after the attack. Thing is, Eichenwald was born in 1961, which meant that the attack would've happened in the 80's, if that were the case.

And as it was pointed out in the Killstream, if the injuries incurred during the attack did require him to be hospitalized, then there would be a record of his visit.

We all know Kurt is full of shit, and is using this to justify his side's bullshit while plugging his gay book, but holy shit.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Perhaps the scariest thing about this is that Kurt probably believes it. He's the kind of writer who will re-edit his own memories to make himself sympathetic or make the story more interesting. And his mind this is merely "remembering" things he previously forgot.

You're likely right. He really seems the particular variety of delusional that convinces himself that anything that would be convenient for his narrative is true. He's basically gaslighting himself.

 

[Mrs Paul]

His epilepsy was reportedly caused by a head injury, I'm wondering if it left far more damage than that.

Even the left seems to be backing away from this guy.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I'm too lazy to photoshop anything right now so just pretend I posted a picture of Eichenwald's head on a vibrating Fleshlight.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I'm too lazy to photoshop anything right now so just pretend I posted a picture of Eichenwald's head on a vibrating Fleshlight.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Even the left seems to be backing away from this guy.

That's been going on for awhile now. Every time he does something embarrassing, a lot of the left actually tries to make the ridiculous claim that he's a right-winger. Because obviously if they don't want him he must be with the other guys.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Every time he does something embarrassing, a lot of the left actually tries to make the ridiculous claim that he's a right-winger. Because obviously if they don't want him he must be with the other guys.

And it's not just limited to the case of Eichenwald. To cross-post an example I used elsewhere, no less a sterling leftist institution than The New Yorker does it. And that, I might add, is one of the very few institutions to still maintain a full-time staff of fact-checkers.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-...-spurred-a-necessary-conversation-about-metoo
Check down at the bottom of the article: "This post has been updated to remove a description of Brian Leiter’s blog."
They originally called him a right-winger, even though the guy's literally a Marxist.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Glad to hear it. See, we're not all going nuts.