Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Coldgrip]

Or just a good old fashioned marriage of convenience where she considers it more of a hassle to go through a divorce but as long as she’s not getting dragged into Kurt’s various antics too often, she just ignores it.

If she divorced Kurt now, she’d probably end up paying patrimony. Cheaper to wait until a seizure gets him.

So maybe it's the early morning, my lack of sleep, and the tinfoil being wrapped a little too tightly against my skull, but these posts gave me a couple of other ideas.

So maybe she knows full damn well what he's doing, knows where the real dirt on him is and she's holding it above his head as a way of getting what she wants out of him.

or

Now this is almost crazy talk, but perhaps she's driving him crazy, literally, as a way of getting everything he has when he eventually commits suicide. Either by his own hand or with "help". I know that's kind of a long game to do this, but some people are patient.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

So maybe it's the early morning, my lack of sleep, and the tinfoil being wrapped a little too tightly against my skull, but these posts gave me a couple of other ideas.

So maybe she knows full damn well what he's doing, knows where the real dirt on him is and she's holding it above his head as a way of getting what she wants out of him.

or

Now this is almost crazy talk, but perhaps she's driving him crazy, literally, as a way of getting everything he has when he eventually commits suicide. Either by his own hand or with "help". I know that's kind of a long game to do this, but some people are patient.

What exactly does he have, though, that she'd go through so much effort to get? She makes more money than him and always has, Kurt was the gold digger in this relationship.

 

[Coldgrip]

What exactly does he have, though, that she'd go through so much effort to get? She makes more money than him and always has, Kurt was the gold digger in this relationship.

Dunno, maybe something stashed away? Maybe some property in his name?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Dunno, maybe something stashed away? Maybe some property in his name?

Maybe she really likes his Manga collection that they read aloud with their children.

 

[AnOminous]

Dunno, maybe something stashed away? Maybe some property in his name?

Maybe she's just married to a disappointing jerk who used to be more successful, as many people are.

 

[katy lied]

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I'm surprised that no one has brought up the argument that Kurt is projecting every time that he responds this way to someone (read: every single person who brings up his shady life choices).

What sort of a person so readily accuses another person of being a pedophile at the drop of a hat? Answer: the real pedophile.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I was kinda surprised to see Kurt's pudgy face on a TV station recently (C-span #52 or something). It made for a riveting 5 seconds until I realized he was just trying to plug his book instead of talk about how the real weirdos are the people who don't watch tentacle porn with their children.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Despite constantly bitching and moaning about trolls harrassing him, he gleefully joined in the harrassment of the smeared Covington kids, including sharing pictures of all the kids at the march. Since the story has been debunked, he's gone mostly silent except for his usual Notre Dame sperging. Never change, Buchenwald.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Maybe Kurt's trying to blackmail the kids into putting out.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I was wondering if our epileptic sped had joined in on this witch hunt.

He never disappoints.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Maybe Kurt's trying to blackmail the kids into putting out.

They look too old for him.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Maybe Kurt's trying to blackmail the kids into putting out.

He'd just need 2 grand and a website first

 

[Buggins]

I was wondering if our epileptic sped had joined in on this witch hunt.

He never disappoints.

Oh please, as if Ecchiwald would ever miss out on an opportunity to screw the goyim.

 

[AprilRains]

They look too old for him.

He can't pull his preferred range of boipucci now that he's on the down slope of a career.

 

[AnOminous]

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Despite constantly bitching and moaning about trolls harrassing him, he gleefully joined in the harrassment of the smeared Covington kids, including sharing pictures of all the kids at the march. Since the story has been debunked, he's gone mostly silent except for his usual Notre Dame sperging. Never change, Buchenwald.

It's not surprising at all that despite obviously realizing he fucked up, this utter asshole is absolutely incapable of ever admitting fault for anything. I hope when the kids sue these motherfuckers, they burn him to the ground in court.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

It's not surprising at all that despite obviously realizing he fucked up, this utter asshole is absolutely incapable of ever admitting fault for anything. I hope when the kids sue these motherfuckers, they burn him to the ground in court.

The POS just posted a ridiculous thread about it. He even gets the name of the school wrong in the penultimate tweet.

TLDR: "I was right to engage in a twitter mob because they lacked decorum. If you troll me, it proves me right!"

 

[Tanner Glass]

Did Kurt really write that all NOW after the story has been pretty thoroughly debunked?

Holy fuck is this is unbelievably bad for someone that calls themselves a journalist. "Hey I heard a thing like a week ago but I'm tweeting about it now without seeing if there have been any updates in the last few days".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dunno, maybe something stashed away? Maybe some property in his name?

They were selling off a lot of stuff a few years ago including stuff from their estate.

Maybe she really likes his Manga collection that they read aloud with their children.

They all moved a few States away to be bothered to visit for a read along.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

>unironically feeling threatened by a hat

four billion years of evolution has come to this