Kyle Anthony "Kylie / Cassandra / Jesse / Alex" Brooks / queerdykekylie - [shareable] CHILDISH, TOTES A GUY

Can we have like a stairs dungeon for kylies?

Like, for every ungrateful twat like Kylie, we can leave them at the bottom of a dungeon where they have to drag themselves up a flight of stairs to get out.

It's not at all impossible, just a huge pain in the ass. They could tumblr themselves to death if they really wanted to, by staying in the dungeon.

That'd be cool.
 
Wait, hold up. Remember how much he's screamed about people offering help, or coming to help him, or even talking to him? Why is he now surprised no one gave a shit when he got stuck?
Exactly. Here's the thing, most disabled people don't actually want your help unless they truly need it. They see being able to do everything they want as a kind of accomplishment and anybody helping them takes away from it.

Kylie here will always go against what happens. If somebody offers to help him then they're a transmysoginist ambulatory cis shitlord who thinks that a crippled deaf tranny can't deal with modern life and needs money now. But if somebody just walks by without offering any help then they're a transmysoginist ambulatory cis shitlord who ignores a poor crippled deaf tranny who needs money.

It's a small difference I'll admit but I'm sure it makes sense to him.
 
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Can we have like a stairs dungeon for kylies?

Like, for every ungrateful twat like Kylie, we can leave them at the bottom of a dungeon where they have to drag themselves up a flight of stairs to get out.

It's not at all impossible, just a huge pain in the ass. They could tumblr themselves to death if they really wanted to, by staying in the dungeon.

That'd be cool.
Good idea, but in Kyle's dungeon, the stairs would have a locked door at the top.
 
Good idea, but in Kyle's dungeon, the stairs would have a locked door at the top.
This is kinda a-loggy but wouldn't it be funny if after dragging himself up the stairs the door had a sign that said something like "to open the door listen to this phrase and repeat"?

Of course in reality Kyle would just sit there and rant to himself in frantic sign language about the stairs being ableism without ever trying to get up them.

I am almost certain he'd sit there and starve before any problem solving thoughts entered his head.

Honestly, I am still giggling over how the guy shouting 'ableism' acts all indignant about 'audism' but in the past was militant about transcribing stuff like fucking smilies for blind people... then turns around and says someone 'read my post aurally not visually' like it changes the meaning. What about the blind people nigga?

I don't expect Kyle to understand this though, since it is a kinesthetic post and not a visual one.
 
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then turns around and says someone 'read my post aurally not visually' like it changes the meaning. What about the blind people nigga?

Oh no the real irony is, ASL and ESL's written equivalent is English not even adapted for use just the same english hearing people use, this is a example of Kyle not really understanding anything and parroting what he's been told, it makes him feel smart.

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Thirsty Kylie hits on someone he presumes is a woman
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No Kyle, your not bilingual, you know English and that's it.
 
I live in a country where I don't know the language well. Sometimes I watch a program where the news is presented with sign language. The primary reason I watch it is because they write out everything along with the sign language but I know some ASL and although things like 'hello' or 'thank you' are similar or the same more complex thoughts vary when signing. ASL (American Sign Language) isn't the sign language use in many other places.

I think I remember Kyle making a post that he complains that people should learn sign language in school. I could see that as a nice idea but he expects everyone to sign like him. Anyone have info on how he reacts to sign language that isn't what he knows?
 
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Oh no the real irony is, ASL and ESL's written equivalent is English not even adapted for use just the same english hearing people use, this is a example of Kyle not really understanding anything and parroting what he's been told, it makes him feel smart.

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No Kyle, your not bilingual, you know English and that's it.
Depending on who you ask, English is a second language for deaf folks who learned to communicate with ASL so technically he is bilingual. Doesn't make him any less of an asshole. But yeah, he's right.
 
Depending on who you ask, English is a second language for deaf folks who learned to communicate with ASL so technically he is bilingual. Doesn't make him any less of an asshole. But yeah, he's right.

Yea I have seen that argument advanced but I'm not so sure, Sign is a way of visually expressing a already existing language without using writing not a distinct language on it's own if you go down that route semaphore is it's own language and that really isn't.

Edit to add: I have just googled this and it appears as if this is a bit of a issue amongst linguists.
 
Yea I have seen that argument advanced but I'm not so sure, Sign is a way of visually expressing a already existing language without using writing not a distinct language on it's own if you go down that route semaphore is it's own language and that really isn't.

Edit to add: I have just googled this and it appears as if this is a bit of a issue amongst linguists.

you probably saw this in whatever you googled but to clarify, the issue is this: ASL does not actually follow the grammar/syntax conventions of english. there isn't a 1:1 relationship between [word in english] and [sign]. there is a clear relationship but you have to make a bunch of allowances in ASL for ease of motion as well as the elimination of substantively superfluous words that perform auxiliary functions in english but don't really influence meaning

the question of whether it's a language is really more about the definition of "language." but ASL is not english transposed into hand motions
 
I don't know if this has been covered yet, But Kyle has a new domain, it seems to be a extension of his current Twatterings / stolen from elseware but he's still ebegging.

http://www.kyliebrooks.name/2016/01/01/how-to-support-me-financially/
https://archive.is/qpcZp

landing page as of 01/01/16
https://archive.is/aTLCD

Other pages as of 01/01/16
https://archive.is/khIIS
https://archive.is/57Fq9
https://archive.is/pciHZ

you probably saw this in whatever you googled but to clarify, the issue is this: ASL does not actually follow the grammar/syntax conventions of english. there isn't a 1:1 relationship between [word in english] and [sign]. there is a clear relationship but you have to make a bunch of allowances in ASL for ease of motion as well as the elimination of substantively superfluous words that perform auxiliary functions in english but don't really influence meaning

the question of whether it's a language is really more about the definition of "language." but ASL is not english transposed into hand motions

Yea I did come across that and in my original post on this subject I added a bit about it not being a direct translation of english and it sounding odd when directly translated but kinda edited it out because the way I worded it came off as seeming crass, To boot I'm not a linguist just a interested amateur, but I'd like to talk about this more however I don't think we should derail the thread.
 
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ASL was based on the French Sign Language, LSF since the first proper teacher for the deaf in USA was French. The British Sign Language is nothing like ASL because Gallaudet didn't like the state of deaf education in UK when he was looking for a teacher to bring over to USA. He went to France next and met Clerc then the rest is history.

From what people tell me, ASL is most similar grammar wise to Chinese which does make sense because I can read the worst Engrish easily by just translating it to ASL 1:1 in my head.

So no, English is not the written form of ASL. It's not uncommon for deaf people to have atrocious English even if they can sign beautifully. There are some people trying to make a written format for ASL or other sign languages but nothing has really gained traction because they suck.

Kylie has pretty good English which puts him in the minority among deaf people.
 
ASL was based on the French Sign Language, LSF since the first proper teacher for the deaf in USA was French. The British Sign Language is nothing like ASL because Gallaudet didn't like the state of deaf education in UK when he was looking for a teacher to bring over to USA. He went to France next and met Clerc then the rest is history.

From what people tell me, ASL is most similar grammar wise to Chinese which does make sense because I can read the worst Engrish easily by just translating it to ASL 1:1 in my head.

So no, English is not the written form of ASL. It's not uncommon for deaf people to have atrocious English even if they can sign beautifully. There are some people trying to make a written format for ASL or other sign languages but nothing has really gained traction because they suck.

Kylie has pretty good English which puts him in the minority among deaf people.

I remember I met a deaf person in an online game and based on how they wrote, I thought they were a 12 year old who was just learning English as a second language, and then I felt really, really bad for thinking that when they told me they were born deaf.
 
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