Kyle Anthony "Kylie / Cassandra / Jesse / Alex" Brooks / queerdykekylie - [shareable] CHILDISH, TOTES A GUY

[HickoryDickory]

Count me in the group that feels sort of bad for Kylie. I mean, yeah, they're a gigantic asshole, but unlike ADF or Chris who brought everything on themselves it sounds like Kylie really does have legitimate problems.

He does have legitimate problems, but he uses them as a shield to get away with saying things that would get others a sock in the jaw.

I kind of get the feeling he just gets by on his pitiable self, rather than through accomplishments.

 

[Trombonista]

Looking at Kylie's "womanly" selfie again, I now think he needs braces.

 

[Smutley]

 

[Stress Sigh]

Wow what a surprise the racist piece of shit can't be held responsible for things he CHOSE to do.

 

[Wafflehaus]

I feel like these people have a coin with "gaslighting" written on one side and "victim blaming" written on the other and they just flip it when someone tries to hold them accountable for their own actions

 

[AnOminous]

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He totally shouldn't have dated that guy. That or he should be more assertive. Or less spastic. Or something.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's obviously very miserable and has decided the best way to deal with that is to make everyone he's in contact with miserable too. Charming fellow.

 

[Trombonista]

If Kylie's bisexual, why does he call himself a dyke on Twitter?

 

[DrJonesHat]

If Kylie's bisexual, why does he call himself a dyke on Twitter?

For that matter, where does he get off calling himself a woman? He has a beard. Yes I know he can't shave, but surely he could get someone to do it for him. Or is he so unpleasant in person no one wants to deal with him?

 

[Stress Sigh]

For that matter, where does he get off calling himself a woman? He has a beard. Yes I know he can't shave, but surely he could get someone to do it for him. Or is he so unpleasant in person no one wants to deal with him?

The beard gets him more attention and makes it easier for him to be "misgendered" he loves that chip on his broad masculine shoulders.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

But his beard is only on his chin, so someone is shaving him.

Wait did Kylie top or was he the bottom? Isn't he physically disabled and in a wheelchair? How the fuck is he going to top?

 

[HickoryDickory]

But his beard is only on his chin, so someone is shaving him.

Wait did Kylie top or was he the bottom? Isn't he physically disabled and in a wheelchair? How the fuck is he going to top?

They string him to the ceiling like a marionette, and the bottom just pulls the strings.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Kylie fantasies

Fucking disgusting

 

[Positron]

I wonder what's the "Ani Defranco debacle" is.

I was lying about my gender.

Don't worry Mr Brooks, you were telling the truth, for once.

 

[tomgirl4life]

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I don't have the "Semper Fidelis" rating, so I rated you "Winning" instead. Kudos to you brother. It's painstaking just to go back a week through his posts (there's like 30 a day), and you went back 2 years. Do you literally just screencap and catalogue everything on the page in case it becomes relevant?

Also:

How do you say "What What in the Butt" in ASL?

 

[Smutley]

I don't have the "Semper Fidelis" rating, so I rated you "Winning" instead. Kudos to you brother. It's painstaking just to go back a week through his posts (there's like 30 a day), and you went back 2 years. Do you literally just screencap and catalogue everything on the page in case it becomes relevant?

Also:

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How do you say "What What in the Butt" in ASL?

Well, not everything. There's a lot of "good morning!" and "on my way to a conference!" that're super boring. But I've got some real bad insomnia. When I can't sleep it's easy to put on some Gill Landry or Hank3 and zone out capping stuff.

Besides, there's a whole lotta gold in them thar hills - like this!

 

[Le Bateleur]

Well, not everything. There's a lot of "good morning!" and "on my way to a conference!" that're super boring. But I've got some real bad insomnia. When I can't sleep it's easy to put on some Gill Landry or Hank3 and zone out capping stuff.

Besides, there's a whole lotta gold in them thar hills - like this!

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Well, I put Kylie's propositon to a vote at the Grand Masculine Titty-Loving Council of Straight Cis Men. They agreed to work collectively toward Kylie's demands, provided that he:
*Shaved
*Stopped being a horrible racist
*Generally tried to look less shark-like

Your move, Brooks.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

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All I can read from this is "I'm looking for a straight man who wants to date someone who's male in every respect but label." Which is... not how it works...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Given how nasty he is, and the fact he's a dude, I don't think he has to worry about straight guys hitting on him.

 

[Papaya23]

I don't really understand what dating Kylie means. I have enough trouble dating as a standard-model human. Even if deafness weren't an issue I don't know how any of their conversations would get past this:

"So Kylie, tell me about yourself!"
"I'm a transmasculine deaf-con phalloplegic demisomatic queerdyke..."
"No, I mean, tell me about yourself--"
*wheels away to grandstand about oppression*