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Hand-plucked from obscurity into Jordain's world, until he’s eventually replaced by a younger model, the way his predecessor was, and released back into the wild, irrevocably changed into what she made him.
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TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck
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JimGreen
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Unironically happy at this moment of clarity, even though I have close to zero faith that he'll keep this up. I'm not saying it's too late, but he should have made this move like 7 years ago.
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Well that's a yikes. And this sad flop of a man thinks he's a towering online intellectual lol. His latest twitter meltdown is just embarrassing! I wonder if someone DMed him that it was time to chill. Here's some highlights, though I didn't include any of his replies that were just fart GIFs as befit a great mind such as his.
HE WENT FULL FATRICK.
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The first step to overcoming a crippling addiction is admitting you have a problem.
I honestly do hope that Kyle has finally hit the bottom of the barrel and works hard to get help.
Getting off that Blue Bird Hellsite, and staying the fuck away from his toxic ex-girlfriend and former "friends" is the best thing for his mental health right now
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Kyle managed to stay away from Twitter for maybe 4 days, 96 hours, before his addiction took hold and he simply had to opine:
Followed by a thread of media which made him worse and number six was shitting on Doug Walker because Kyle has nothing else
Y'all needed copious amounts of therapy long before the Walkers crossed path with any of the producers, realistically speaking.
Followed by a thread of media which made him worse and number six was shitting on Doug Walker because Kyle has nothing else
Y'all needed copious amounts of therapy long before the Walkers crossed path with any of the producers, realistically speaking.
PeriodicTrouble
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The ex-CA contributors are the biggest melodramatic crybabies I think I have seen in my life. Why do they need therapy? What because Doug got you Subway instead of Applebee's? He didn't want to get in Chez's crusade against Gamergate? He told you to knock it off with the excessive midrolls? Even if the document wasn't hypocritical and dishonest, I still would find it hard to be sympathetic for the former contributors because they just refuse to move on with their lives.
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These ex CA goofs just don't know how to be funny about bad ex-bosses. Who doesn't love Kevin Smith's early 00s stand up routine about working with a psychotic producer (Jon Peters)? Smith turned working with a spider-obsessed cokehead into comedy gold, then probably made a lot of dough with DVD sales and future bookings. Smith is something of a lolcow himself these days, but he took a bad work experience and, like a questionable indie wrestling company, controlled the narrative.
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Probably because there is nothing to joke about.
They're just showing their asses. None of them would last a day in a real job.
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PeriodicTrouble
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Yeah pretty much. There is some stuff they put into the supposed super serious document that were jokes like the Applebee's complaint, the one about Mike Michaud trying to get the people who designed the White House website to design a site for CA, and Doug accidentially pepper spraying himself. The last one is pretty fucked up considering Doug was trying to protect Holly at that time when supposedly Mike Ellis was a major threat towards her. Good Job Holly, shitting on someone who was protecting you from the person who was allegedly sexually harassing you.
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It would have done Kyle and other failures from CA good to work in customer service before they did this shit.
You learn how to be more mature.
You learn how to be more mature.
Laughingjoke2
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I doubt it, Linkara worked at a Barnes and Nobles and he is an insufferable childish cunt.
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Bookshop though. They don't tend to attract the drains on your faith in humanity in the same way a supermarket would.
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Retail has changed a lot for the better.
If a boss-level Karen shows up, you're allowed to walk away.Can someone explain to me what Kyle does for actual work?
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Bitch on twitter and get fat.Retail has changed a lot for the better.
Can someone explain to me what Kyle does for actual work?
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Kyle is now trying desperately and failing miserably to get the attention of terven Twitter. (link/archive)
Like three people took the bait, dumbass. One could mock his neediness or the stench of unwashed, shameful, furtive coom that emanates from his tweets but I will merely look at his SocialBlade rather than feed his attention whoring ways by sharing it to the terfosphere.
He's been doing this for almost 16 years as a full time job and these are his numbers
7 new subs per day if lucky. In contrast, Wendigoon has over 1.2M after less than two years but he's likeable. Kyle is repellent.
Since he's said before that he reads this thread, hi Kyle! You're a failure.
Like three people took the bait, dumbass. One could mock his neediness or the stench of unwashed, shameful, furtive coom that emanates from his tweets but I will merely look at his SocialBlade rather than feed his attention whoring ways by sharing it to the terfosphere.
He's been doing this for almost 16 years as a full time job and these are his numbers
7 new subs per day if lucky. In contrast, Wendigoon has over 1.2M after less than two years but he's likeable. Kyle is repellent.
Since he's said before that he reads this thread, hi Kyle! You're a failure.
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Goddamn it, Kyle. You'd can't get better if you keep dragging your fat r3tarded ass back into the Deepest Circle of Hell. Even your former "friend" Lindsay Ellis figured this out
What does this accomplish, really? This isn't going to change minds, and it's not going to help trans women. JKR isn't going to suddenly do an about face, so what's really going on here aside from vying for her attention and free Good Boy Points? If you think is going to get Jourdain to take you back, I hate to tell you this but she's already upgraded to new dick. You're better off without that toxic cunt anyway.
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Plenty of non-binary fish in the sea.
The solution is...what? Meetups? It's too much for him to handle. He's not officially diagnosed, but it's heavily-implied, and he's a weird, boring person when out with friends. I definitely get the feeling that he can't do better than Jourdain.
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Arthur Morgan
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Attention and good boy points are all he wants. It helps fuel his delusion that he's a good person.
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Honestly, I don't think Kyle is a bad person, but he's hobbled himself by relying way too much on what people think about him and putting all his effort into trying to convince people of his goodness, as opposed to putting that energy and time into just getting his shit in order.