TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Water-T]

She forced her soyboy husband to not only take HER last name, but to also go whoring with her and take it up the ass from a dude at least once.

Eventually, her husband got tired of her shit and left her for a younger, less crazy girl, and she ended up in a hovel trying to make a living as an e-girl with little success. She originally started out selling soft core lewds, but eventually had to resort to showing full-on puss in order to keep the simp cash coming.

I just realized that if even a mega-cuck like Jake Rapp can uncuck himself, then there's still hope for Kyle.

Despite what he may think, I do actually want him to seek professional help Kyle get over the emotional and mental damage inflicted on him by Jourdain,, Todd, and Lindsay. It's up to him to get it instead of screaming into the abyss on Twitter.

 

[ShroomGender]

I've been away from the farms far, far too long.

This thread is solid gold. It's interesting to see him having a moment of clarity here and there. I wonder if that'll actually stick and he'll pull himself out of cowdom?

I'd say the first step he needs to take is to put down twitter, ideally delete his account honestly, and find a good therapist. Dude needs help.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This is driving me crazy: is Kyle's ex-girlfriend the chick who had the super secret gay op trolling plan to own the alt-right by sleeping with alt right dudes? I can't remember if that was her or not.

 

[Ninon42]

This is driving me crazy: is Kyle's ex-girlfriend the chick who had the super secret gay op trolling plan to own the alt-right by sleeping with alt right dudes? I can't remember if that was her or not.

Not sure, but having seen her and heard her speak, even the thirstiest and most desperate alt-right incel wouldn't fuck Jourdain Searles with someone else's dick. For her, troll is an identity and not a verb.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

So I tried to watch his recent League of Extraordinary Gentlemen which clocks in at over an hour and fifty minutes. This hit a special chord with me, as League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is one of my all time favorite comics (drawn by my all time favorite artist, Kevin O'Neill), that I have more than a few problems with, not the least bit about the author's politics and philosophy, and Kyle Kallgren went from one of my favorite video makers (this was the early 2010s) to my favorite lolcow, and easily one of my LEAST favorite people.

I simply couldn't finish it. I wrote a series of notes and found myself making a comment every minute or so. It was very draining to watch.
My problem wasn't his opinions on the comic, which he prefaces with a totally humble anticipation of "nerd rage". I myself have a LOT of problems with the comic and especially Alan Moore. I couldn't finish the video because Kallgren is genuinely hard to watch. He is insanely unfunny.

He does this terrible self-deprecating thing that so many reviewers do, especially SuperEyepatchWolf. "Um, this video is, er, unscripted, ok?" "Because...reasons, ok." "Totally can't um, relate to this." "Wow, it's almost like I didn't make a script for this." It comes off as seriously uncharismatic, lame, and theatre kid-ish.
The entire video is peak BaiZuo, just Kyle getting mad at every single "problematic" moment where the only joke is "yikes." I still think some of his 2010s stuff is funny, how did this guy get so stale? Just non-stop being offended for other people, as if he desperately needs the acceptance and recognition to remind himself he's "not one of the baddies." Also given his history of sexual misbehavior, his sneering at Moore for perceived misogynies is pretty rich. Over all the video was sad, pathetic, and annoying. Kyle is devoid of humor or likability, just non-stop ideology, holier-than-thou posturing, pseudointellectualism, and content warnings. But it did feature some decent editing of one of my favorite comics, which of course he completely misunderstood.

Might try to watch the final stretch later and I may post my entire thoughts on the whole video another day.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The entire video is peak BaiZuo, just Kyle getting mad at every single "problematic" moment where the only joke is "yikes."

Kyle Kallgren channeling his inner-Linkara it seems.

Actually no, Linkara would have been less repetitive.

 

[Hummingbird]

So I tried to watch his recent League of Extraordinary Gentlemen which clocks in at over an hour and fifty minutes. This hit a special chord with me, as League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is one of my all time favorite comics (drawn by my all time favorite artist, Kevin O'Neill), that I have more than a few problems with, not the least bit about the author's politics and philosophy, and Kyle Kallgren went from one of my favorite video makers (this was the early 2010s) to my favorite lolcow, and easily one of my LEAST favorite people.

I simply couldn't finish it. I wrote a series of notes and found myself making a comment every minute or so. It was very draining to watch.
My problem wasn't his opinions on the comic, which he prefaces with a totally humble anticipation of "nerd rage". I myself have a LOT of problems with the comic and especially Alan Moore. I couldn't finish the video because Kallgren is genuinely hard to watch. He is insanely unfunny.

He does this terrible self-deprecating thing that so many reviewers do, especially SuperEyepatchWolf. "Um, this video is, er, unscripted, ok?" "Because...reasons, ok." "Totally can't um, relate to this." "Wow, it's almost like I didn't make a script for this." It comes off as seriously uncharismatic, lame, and theatre kid-ish.
The entire video is peak BaiZuo, just Kyle getting mad at every single "problematic" moment where the only joke is "yikes." I still think some of his 2010s stuff is funny, how did this guy get so stale? Just non-stop being offended for other people, as if he desperately needs the acceptance and recognition to remind himself he's "not one of the baddies." Also given his history of sexual misbehavior, his sneering at Moore for perceived misogynies is pretty rich. Over all the video was sad, pathetic, and annoying. Kyle is devoid of humor or likability, just non-stop ideology, holier-than-thou posturing, pseudointellectualism, and content warnings. But it did feature some decent editing of one of my favorite comics, which of course he completely misunderstood.

Might try to watch the final stretch later and I may post my entire thoughts on the whole video another day.

I used to be a fan of his 2010 stuff as well. (I still think his Wrong Trousers episode as a fitting parody of people who over-analyze children's media to make it fit their pet beliefs.) It's sad how far he's fallen.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I used to be a fan of his 2010 stuff as well. (I still think his Wrong Trousers episode as a fitting parody of people who over-analyze children's media to make it fit their pet beliefs.) It's sad how far he's fallen.

He went to college, he's obviously somehow who holds academia in high esteem so he keeps to its ideals like a religious faith, so if colleges are peddling critical race theory, he will too.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

He went to college, he's obviously somehow who holds academia in high esteem so he keeps to its ideals like a religious faith, so if colleges are peddling critical race theory, he will too.

Call me insensitive, but with all the horror going on in the world right, horror that began with mankind and will definitely end long after mankind, and just the stresses of day to day life, maybe there is more in the world to be upset about than Fu Manchu? (who Kyle absolutely does not understand the appeal of, Fu Manchu is a badass motherfucker Machiavelli who people love to play because of how damn cool he is.)
Also what a way for him to cuck by playing the self-loathing Hollander complaining about Zvarte Piete, all my black friends are obsessed with Zvarte Piete.

 

[Captain Syrup]

He does this terrible self-deprecating thing that so many reviewers do, "Wow, it's almost like I didn't make a script for this."

Leave that stuff to Phelous. "It's like an idiot wrote that line!"

Kyle getting mad at every single "problematic" moment, sneering at Moore for perceived misogynies is pretty rich.

To quote My Lunches With Orson, "I'm more left than you will ever be."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Dude's getting mad at Alan Moore for being "sexist" is the loosest, least generous definition of the term. Meanwhile, he beats and rapes girls.

 

[indigoisviolet]

Just wait until he finds out about Lost Girls...

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Also what a way for him to cuck by playing the self-loathing Hollander complaining about Zvarte Piete, all my black friends are obsessed with Zvarte Piete.

I despire him for pretending he understands anything at all about the Dutch and the Netherlands, to my knowledge he has never said anything about the country that is not entirely incorrect. Zwarte Piet is a beloved cultural icon and everyone loved him until wannabe-American wokesters and useful idiots started whining.

Spoiler: Science says if you hate Piet you're a racist

There's also the fact that a university did a study that showed that children do not associate Zwarte Piet with black people, but their woke parents do, and the parents who associate Piet with black people are significantly more racially biased than the normal population. Ironically, if you hate Zwarte Piet, you probably hate black people. KYLE.

Just wait until he finds out about Lost Girls...

He'd probably love that one, he seems like the type.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Zwarte Piet is a beloved cultural icon and everyone loved him until wannabe-American wokesters...

When America sneezes, the world catches a cold.

 

[JimGreen]

I stopped watching once he got to the Fu Manchu part.
He does this thing where every time the topic gears towards racial inequality (anywhere from white kids getting dreadlocks to genocide)

He (write this down) pauses, his voice starts shaking, short monolouge that is followed by a high pitched rambling with him making some kind of snarky remark.

First time? Fine, the topic must have got to him and he probably left it for authenticity. But if you do this for over a decade where it's obvious that it's a routine you practice in front of a mirror, it gets... stale.

 

[Water-T]

I stopped watching once he got to the Fu Manchu part.
He does this thing where every time the topic gears towards racial inequality (anywhere from white kids getting dreadlocks to genocide)

He (write this down) pauses, his voice starts shaking, short monolouge that is followed by a high pitched rambling with him making some kind of snarky remark.

First time? Fine, the topic must have got to him and he probably left it for authenticity. But if you do this for over a decade where it's obvious that it's a routine, you practice in front of a mirror, it gets... stale.

TAKE HIM BACK, JOURDAIN! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW NOT RACIST KYLE IS?!

 

[Ninon42]

TAKE HIM BACK, JOURDAIN! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW NOT RACIST KYLE IS?!

Sorry Kyle, but this irresistible siren is taken

Oh yes, she has had a new boyfriend since around Christmas? He looks exactly like you'd expect

And if Kyle dislikes it he's a racist lol.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

Sorry Kyle, but this irresistible siren is taken
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And if Kyle dislikes it he's a racist lol.

Kyle keeps talking about how much he hates white people, and how much he hates himself for being white, and every instance with his gf had to be prefaced with "As SHE is a black woman...", he should have seem himself being replaced with a mocha colored model. Still, funny enough, the guy is not BLACK black, so high on Kyle's hierarchy, but not AS high.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Sorry Kyle, but this irresistible siren is taken
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And if Kyle dislikes it he's a racist lol.

Huh, Jourdain traded up, somehow. The guy is fat but still cuter than Kyle, and that smile seems genuine.

 

[Flexo]

Huh, Jourdain traded up, somehow. The guy is fat but still cuter than Kyle, and that smile seems genuine.

Etc etc.

Just saying the new guy looks lovely. Would totally have a beer with him before killing.