Kyle Lee Biddle / kyle2252 / p6274940 / Twilight Kyle / likykee1 / dinoman / soft kitty - Pedo Brony, Kothorix fan, Fedora-tipper, too dumb to live, managed nine days without fucking up.

[DocHoliday1977]

The thing is that you’re not special, you’re a dime a dozen retard that we’ve seen countless times and while we may not be expert shrinks, after enough threads on people that behave identical to you, it doesn’t take a genius to start indulging in pattern recognition, mainly because the people that do the things you do all have the same underlying psychological problems.

So I can say for certain that right now you are in fact having a breakdown, not a major one, but an internal one, because in your subconscious you’re enraged and scared of the fact that the farms has your number, so instead of just doing what normal people would do and continue on and ignore it until we get bored, you decide to try to convince yourself under the guise of convincing us that you don’t care and we have no power over you, by directly coming here and continuing to behave like a sperg.

“I’m doing this because I’m bored!” no you’re not, you’re doing it because no matter how much bluster you put on for show, which again is mostly to convince yourself beyond anybody else, you can’t hide the fact that you being here is part of your psychological break down as you desperately try to influence this thread as much as you can do you can tell yourself that you did this because you wanted to and as a result we had nothing to do with it, and that reassurance let’s you calm down and not be so terrified of the mean old kiwi farmers and their thread about you.

Eventually you’ll get to the point where something snaps and you have a major breakdown, or it finally clicks that your inherent desperation to convince yourself of the things you claim to be trying to convince us of is only making the inner turmoil worse, and you’ll fuck off and we’ll forget about you in a week.

This is how it always is, and you’re no different.

Oh here it is, Tony Robbins "You are worthless" speech. Someone turn off Avengers Endgame so Thanos can go home.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

And you are too, how's that for a conundrum?

Who are you replying to? I volunteered nothing about my mental state.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Who are you replying to? I volunteered nothing about my mental state.

You didn't need to.

 

[kyle2252]

So surely you already know I'm lovely and friendly.


Sounding coherent and sounding mentally stable are different things, in my unprofessional opinion.


Naturally humour is subjective but I thought those jokes were terrible, most of them didn't even have a punchline, IIRC. But if it made you laugh then fair enough.

Maybe it just sounded funnier in my head but my god was I dying.

Either your healthcare plan advises against going to this site and you're lying, or your healthcare plan desperately needs to be revised.

The kiwi farms has nothing to do with my healthcare plan. The plan is all about getting me on the right medication and the right dosage, following through with future appointments, and getting back to work. that's what's best for me now, and that's what my doctor's have said, so that's what I'll do. Having a thread where people rip on you for doing dumb isn't that bad, it's just that most lolcows, myself not included over-react to them. Especially when they get doxed. I'm not worried.

The thing is that you’re not special, you’re a dime a dozen retard that we’ve seen countless times and while we may not be expert shrinks, after enough threads on people that behave identical to you, it doesn’t take a genius to start indulging in pattern recognition, mainly because the people that do the things you do all have the same underlying psychological problems.

So I can say for certain that right now you are in fact having a breakdown, not a major one, but an internal one, because in your subconscious you’re enraged and scared of the fact that the farms has your number, so instead of just doing what normal people would do and continue on and ignore it until we get bored, you decide to try to convince yourself under the guise of convincing us that you don’t care and we have no power over you, by directly coming here and continuing to behave like a sperg.

“I’m doing this because I’m bored!” no you’re not, you’re doing it because no matter how much bluster you put on for show, which again is mostly to convince yourself beyond anybody else, you can’t hide the fact that you being here is part of your psychological break down as you desperately try to influence this thread as much as you can do you can tell yourself that you did this because you wanted to and as a result we had nothing to do with it, and that reassurance let’s you calm down and not be so terrified of the mean old kiwi farmers and their thread about you.

Eventually you’ll get to the point where something snaps and you have a major breakdown, or it finally clicks that your inherent desperation to convince yourself of the things you claim to be trying to convince us of is only making the inner turmoil worse, and you’ll fuck off and we’ll forget about you in a week.

This is how it always is, and you’re no different.

Nigger you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm reading all that.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Maybe it just sounded funnier in my head but my god was I dying.

The kiwi farms has nothing to do with my healthcare plan. The plan is all about getting me on the right medication and the right dosage, following through with future appointments, and getting back to work. that's what's best for me now, and that's what my doctor's have said, so that's what I'll do. Having a thread where people rip on you for doing dumb isn't that bad, it's just that most lolcows, myself not included over-react to them. Especially when they get doxed. I'm not worried.

Nigger you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm reading all that.

You’re already out of your fucking mind, that’s the entire point. You’re only here because you’re having a psychological breakdown.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

The kiwi farms has nothing to do with my healthcare plan. The plan is all about getting me on the right medication and the right dosage, following through with future appointments, and getting back to work. that's what's best for me now, and that's what my doctor's have said, so that's what I'll do. Having a thread where people rip on you for doing dumb isn't that bad, it's just that most lolcows, myself not included over-react to them. Especially when they get doxed. I'm not worried.

Good advice.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

You didn't need to.

If you’re going to claim that someone is making express statements such as “I am sane” in their posts, it reflects better on you if those statements actually exist in those posts. By the way, I’m Robert Downey Junior and I’m peeking in through your window blinds.

 

[Captain Manning]

You can leave anytime captain compassion.

I can't. Harvey Weinstein is paying me to keep tabs on you.

He also wants me to tell you that are too crazy for him, and he would not have sex with you.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

You’re already out of your fucking mind, that’s the entire point. You’re only here because you’re having a psychological breakdown.

You talking him into being crazy isn't going to work. Also, you are projecting. Are YOU having a breakdown?

 

[kyle2252]

Son, I know they asked you this in the hospital, but let's go over it again:

Are you currently experiencing auditory or visual hallucinations?


Actually, you don't. A couple of us tried to show him some genuine compassion.

But everybody has their limit. Now I wish he would just fuck off.

Wait. Shit. Nevermind I didn't consider the fact that I had what's her name blocked.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

If you’re going to claim that someone is making express statements such as “I am sane” in their posts, it reflects better on you if those statements actually exist in those posts. By the way, I’m Robert Downey Junior and I’m peeking in through your window blinds.

Jokes on you, I don't have window blinds.

I can't. Harvey Weinstein is paying me to keep tabs on you.

He also wants me to tell you that are too crazy for him, and he would not have sex with you.

My respect for Peyton Manning has sunk to challenger deep.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

You talking him into being crazy isn't going to work. Also, you are projecting. Are YOU having a breakdown?

When are you going to post your deflated tits in a fit of rage? That’d be fucking funny.

Wait. Shit. Nevermind I didn't consider the fact that I had what's her name blocked.

Get back on your psych meds and go to sleep, sunshine.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Jokes on you, I don't have window blinds.

You think you don’t. Marshawn Lynch and I are also getting into position to steal your means of transportation unless you slash the tires first.

 

[The Fool]

The kiwi farms has nothing to do with my healthcare plan. The plan is all about getting me on the right medication and the right dosage, following through with future appointments, and getting back to work. that's what's best for me now, and that's what my doctor's have said, so that's what I'll do. Having a thread where people rip on you for doing dumb isn't that bad, it's just that most lolcows, myself not included over-react to them. Especially when they get doxed. I'm not worried.

Using this site is obviously taxing to your mental health, no matter how minute. And your inability to take that seriously is evidence of how utterly unaware you are about how sick you are or how you should be coping with your mental illness.

See you in the obituaries.

 

[Maskull]

@kyle2252 Have you ever been in a meaningful relationship? If so when was the last time? Do you have friends? Internet friends don't count.

 

[kyle2252]

Using this site is obviously taxing to your mental health, no matter how minute. And your inability to take that seriously is evidence of how utterly unaware you are about how sick you are or how you should be coping with your mental illness.

See you in the obituaries.

I'm doing this to pass the time. My back is fucking killing me and I have nothing else to do, except maybe make a sandwich.

I do see where you're coming from though. But seriously, I mean it when I say having a thread isn't a big deal, and more lolcows should inspire to be like me and embrace it, or just don't give a fuck and do whatever. Maybe I'm special, I don't know.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

You think you don’t. Marshawn Lynch and I are also getting into position to steal your means of transportation unless you slash the tires first.

No actually, I'm in a room with no blinds. Marshawn Lynch wants to come to South Georgia? Backwoods South Georgia?

Bum fuck Egypt backwoods South Georgia? I'd be impressed with his fearlessness.

Using this site is obviously taxing to your mental health, no matter how minute. And your inability to take that seriously is evidence of how utterly unaware you are about how sick you are or how you should be coping with your mental illness.

See you in the obituaries.

That's not going to hapen Alan. You first.

 

[Professional Lurker]

This thread is so fucking confusing.

 

[Just A Butt]

The kiwi farms has nothing to do with my healthcare plan.

So they didn't tell you to avoid things that might cause you stress? Like social media, or just a blanket "the internet"?

Surely this would be easy to prove if you just showed us the discharge instructions.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm doing this to pass the time. My back is fucking killing me and I have nothing else to do, except maybe make a sandwich.

I do see where you're coming from though. But seriously, I mean it when I say having a thread isn't a big deal, and more lolcows should inspire to be like me and embrace it, or just don't give a fuck and do whatever. Maybe I'm special, I don't know.

@TheFool is an elderly, dementia riddled powerless old man who may be going to prison for child molestation like Bill Cosby.