LAB RESULTS | (PROOF) AUTHENTIC REACTION - 3/7/2018

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You should post step-by-step instructions for locating test results so Amber won't have an excuse for not showing them.

It's not terribly difficult, all you have to do is boot up the app from the email and from there there's a tab where you can see all this (photo attached for your viewing pleasure). The navigation is really easy, it's clearly designed for people who aren't very good at technology.

Edit: I did try to make a little step by step, but it was pretty useless by the time I edited all the medical records out.
 

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I honestly don't care if she faked those e-mails or not (but let's be real, she probably did). She's the one who's going to be losing her feet, not us. Let her live in her little delusional obese bubble.
 
First pause of the video.
BEHOLD:
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She really, really wants to be Trisha. *sigh*
She thinks she can get away with the "hot mess" look that Trisha herself barely pulls off.
We get it, you just woke up - run a brush through your effing hair before you push record on your "camera"..
 
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Ya you know I have been in the ER twice in the past two weeks. My labs came back normal too, along with a MRI, Catscan, EEG, EKG, indepth xray of chest and knees. What didn't come back normal is the second ER doctor going out on an limb and testing me for lyme disease.

I'm now on Doxycycline (antiboitic) and third run of Prednisone which is a corticosteroid and holy shit does that make you feel like you can conquer the world.

So your labs can often not mean shit in diagnosing whatever your problem might be.

Lyme disease does one hell of a job hiding behind your immunie system and mimicing other diseases.

Sorry for the :powerlevel:
 
I've never used an online portal, but anytime I've ever had lab work done, the doctor automatically went over the numbers with me at my next appointment. So, this seems very strange to me that they didn't go over it at all with her in text.

Also, since I'm inexperienced with the online portal, is it normal to display like this? From this it looks like at least one message from Amber is deleted or missing. Or maybe it's a forward? It just looks weird.
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Nice Doctor, can't even capitalize her email responses. lol
 
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If your doctor sent you that screenshot, didn't tell you that it could mean you're pretty much almost diabetic, and didn't recommend anything to you, then your doctor is a dumbass.

Now her lab results mean nothing to me because her doctor's that much of an idiot, so "good labs" could mean quite possibly anything.
 
Full disclosure, I haven't watched the video yet and I'm a generally :optimistic: kind of hater. Load me up with the :autism: ratings (for it shall only make my extra chromosome more powerful), but I don't think she's full out lying about her lab results. Like I said somewhere 'round the farms earlier, youth is still on her side for a few more years. It takes time for the effects of obesity to show up in blood work. The problem is, it's not an if, it's a when - and I'm really not sure if our gorl understands that.

The truth is always somewhere in the middle, and I think our AL's modus operandi is more to embellish and exaggerate the shit out of technical truths than to blatantly lie. I would believe that she tested negative for whatever shit they were looking for. What I think she's leaving out - and whether it's intentional or she's just too dumb to fully understand, who knows - is that all of her numbers are pushing it. Like, no you technically don't have diabetes, but you're .000001 whatevers-they-test-for away from being formally diabetic. And if those screenshotted emails are to be believed, her doctor seems incredibly disinterested and is likely not pushing lab work beyond a very basic level.

I think this is the worst thing that could have happened to her. Honestly, being diagnosed with diabetes and whatever else would've been better for her. She wouldn't ever be thin or incredibly healthy, but I think that might have scared her in to enough action to at least stave off impending death. I think she's going to get complacent and backslide into her old bullshit real quick. Now it's not a health thing to her, it's cosmetic - and she's already said she doesn't ever want to be skinny (surejan.gif)

Fuck, this cow makes me so mad. I don't want to watch her slowly die through vlogs, contrary to what she may think of us humble farmers, but I think this just increased the odds of that. Becky said "see, you're healthy, just big" - goddamn, Becky, that's your girlfriend. You're supposed to love her. You keep telling her shit like that and she will die.
 
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If AL weighs 520, then I'm a good 300lbs less than her and close to a year older than her.

I rose to fat-dom in my early 20's (slowly shedding it now). Not a childhood fat like AL, and that's not to say I'm any better than her, only that I have carried it for less time.

If I'm less than 80lbs overweight and AL's less than or close to 400lbs overweight, and my lab results in the past year were within the upper-normal/borderline range, how can her blood work come back "good?"

For her results to be even remotely "good" then at best she would be slightly higher than mine. That would place her at diabetic and high cholesterol ranges.

(That being said I may have PCOS. Finding out soon ... and with that comes some blinding :powerlevel:. Now back to lurking...)

I shouldn't be this disappointed. She's a snake of a person afterall. It does feel better to believe she's lying about her results than to believe they actually came back normal. The only wake up call she will get now will be when she's bedridden or worse.

Also her contrived explanation of her depression sounds like something the edgy teen character would say in one of her YA novels...
 
She may not have diabetes yet, but she’s not making it out of 2018 without it, gorl.

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The thing is, insulin resistance can go on a long time before things go haywire. You're just "living on the edge ". The HgbA1c would be so much more helpful in getting an accurate picture, so I hope the doctor ordered that.
Personally think AL will fall or have some sort of accident making her bed bound before she becomes diabetic. Or maybe the sleep apnea will start taking its toll.
 

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I'm late to the party but I've never heard of a doctors office emailing lab results or discussing patient information to patient via email. I'm not in the states so maybe it's a thing there? Not sure. Where I am you'd have to call your doctor for results if you didn't hear anything but wanted to know, and physically go in for details. They won't give anything over the phone or through email like that because it's confidential doctor/patient privacy. Maybe it's different in the states and if it is... damn.
 
I'm late to the party but I've never heard of a doctors office emailing lab results or discussing patient information to patient via email. I'm not in the states so maybe it's a thing there? Not sure. Where I am you'd have to call your doctor for results if you didn't hear anything but wanted to know, and physically go in for details. They won't give anything over the phone or through email like that because it's confidential doctor/patient privacy. Maybe it's different in the states and if it is... damn.

Its different if they legitimately use the patient portal. (There's a whole bunch of stuff if you google "is hippa different with patient portals, and it talks about security risks, features and shit you need with EHR) However, if you look at all those fwd re re, that wouldn't happen(or SHOULDN'T if the patient portal is good and compliant). All of that would be within the portal. None of the communication (should) be leaving the portal, which is a validated, secure area for information to go. Which is why labs and shit can go there. You sign up as a patient there, get a log on, you communicate within that portal only. You don't get to forward in or out of it.
 
Lmfao holy shit

I mean, I kind of expected this. Because if her lab results were bad I’m pretty sure she would have gone totally dark for a couple of days. But what really gets me goin is Becky’s”See? You’re healthy! Just big.”

No. A big fat hamber-esque no. She is morbidly obese and still incredibly unhealthy. It’s good that her blood work came back clean, but that doesn’t mean being 500 pounds is healthy. When she gets older everything is going to plummet at once.

Which leads me to the question— how the fuck is her blood work normal when she is borderline jaundice, her knuckles are so fucking dark, and she can’t even sit without wheezing?? I have 0 clue when it comes to stuff like that, so if there’s an educated Kiwi, please advise.
you know, some day its gonna bite her in the ass indeed, i dont know if anyone watched supersize vs superskinny, but in that show the fat contestants go to america to see how bad it gets.
everyone of those americans said that they lived years without compilations and suddenly it all exploded and now because of their life long obesity they swallow up to 20/30 pills a day. and have to go frequently to the doctor. which amber probably wont do

and since amber isnt getting younger these days, i give her 2/3 years tops before it will slap her in the face too. and then im generous.
long story short: she is Fucked
correct me if i wrong but the knuckles can be related to bad circulation?


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If (and this is a big if) the doctor's email was not forged (it probably was) then the doctor is referencing her lab work as being good relative to her body weight. At 520lbs (or more by now) her blood work would probably be "off the charts" for someone of a normal size, but "as expected" or "good" for someone her size.

That is, she's still unhealthy as fuck and needs a hole in her neck to breath right but there's probably nothing standing out to the doctor as outside a normal range for a person of her size.

Keep in mind, though, that AL is not in the "you could stand to lose a few pounds" category - she's in the "you're so fat that even if you lost 400 pounds right now you're still going to die young" category.
 
I'm late to the party but I've never heard of a doctors office emailing lab results or discussing patient information to patient via email. I'm not in the states so maybe it's a thing there? Not sure. Where I am you'd have to call your doctor for results if you didn't hear anything but wanted to know, and physically go in for details. They won't give anything over the phone or through email like that because it's confidential doctor/patient privacy. Maybe it's different in the states and if it is... damn.
You can access your lab results and any other information your doctor's office has on a patient portal, and you can also send messages back and forth. My own doctor, however, always schedules me for a follow up appointment to go over blood panels (even though I have never had an abnormal result). He goes over my results and explains what they mean, because that's part of his job as my primary care doctor.


Tbh I'd love to hear what my doctor would have to say about Al's health, whether her blood labs were within normal range or not. He'd probably refer her to mental health care and a bariatric surgeon.
 
Its different if they legitimately use the patient portal. (There's a whole bunch of stuff if you google "is hippa different with patient portals, and it talks about security risks, features and shit you need with EHR) However, if you look at all those fwd re re, that wouldn't happen(or SHOULDN'T if the patient portal is good and compliant). All of that would be within the portal. None of the communication (should) be leaving the portal, which is a validated, secure area for information to go. Which is why labs and shit can go there. You sign up as a patient there, get a log on, you communicate within that portal only. You don't get to forward in or out of it.

You can get FWD and RE messages though, such as if the patient emails the office staff in the portal and they forward it to the physician or nurse in the portal or a patient emails their physician in the portal and the physician replies. It works just like email but never leaves the portal, therefore making it secure. Again I'm not saying I believe her, just that it's entirely possible to see FWD and RE in the subject line.
 
You can access your lab results and any other information your doctor's office has on a patient portal, and you can also send messages back and forth. My own doctor, however, always schedules me for a follow up appointment to go over blood panels (even though I have never had an abnormal result). He goes over my results and explains what they mean, because that's part of his job as my primary care doctor.


Tbh I'd love to hear what my doctor would have to say about Al's health, whether her blood labs were within normal range or not. He'd probably refer her to mental health care and a bariatric surgeon.

Thank you~ I've never heard of any reputable doctor send an e-mail that says "your labs are good". That's absolutely bogus. A good doctor will bring her in to go over the results -- especially if she hasn't seen a doctor in a decade. Even if the doctor is busy, an RN can go over the results with you. PL: In my case the results don't go up on the portal until the nurse or doctor reviews them with me. Hell, if a doctor said "it's all good" that would only lead to most people to want to ask a hundred questions. Especially if said labs were paid out of their own pocket. Those words would mean nothing, and should mean nothing to Hamber.
 
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