LagoonaBlue autism

[V0dka]

I don't get why she thinks it's appropriate to share this information with anyone, but especially on twitter. No one needs to know how many dildos you go through. And she thinks it's fine to share her fetishes with people. I bet she's one of those autists who share them with people on the bus when all their trying to do is get to work and she's like "I'm expecting a massive dildo in the mail today. I'm pretty excited."

There seems to be several girls like that out there. I tend to save shocking stuff that might turn out useful in a convo later. I suppose people can get autistic about riding dildos.

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Can somebody with natural big boobs post a pic so we can show @yawning sneasel what a good pair of natty tits looks like? I mean I'll take one for the team if i have to, I guess.

In all seriousness though, the boobs aren't really the problem - a good bra could hoist those puppies up. The face, however, would take more work. And then there's the incurable autism + cluster B attention-seeking, which would deflate any self-respecting person's boner in record time, and can't really be fixed.

We need a lolcow dating show. Like MTV's "Next!" but for tards and tard-lovers.

I've got two birds with one stone here. A girl with naturally hanging boobs, and she reminded me of someone when I looked at her face.

Looks like what would happen if those gender swap face apps made a real person.

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you're horrified? Good.

 

[CWCissey]

There seems to be several girls like that out there. I tend to save shocking stuff that might turn out useful in a convo later. I suppose people can get autistic about riding dildos.

NSFW NSFW

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I've got two birds with one stone here. A girl with naturally hanging boobs, and she reminded me of someone when I looked at her face.

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Looks like what would happen if those gender swap face apps made a real person.

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you're horrified? Good.

Dude, no-one wants to see your mum's portfolio.