Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

[kaien]

Late on this but I'm pretty fucking shocked by him publicly calling out KF on his campaign account like that. Landon always interested me a little more than most online troons because he seems to have a sliver of self awareness (his instinct to DFE when he first found this thread showed us that) so I'm pretty surprised he'd go back on that and just straight up post a screenshot from his thread. On an account where he's clearly trying to present as professional, too. Kind of a weird move. Does he miss the attention maybe?

One thing to keep in mind is that this is Canada, where if anyone calls Landon "he" in public, he can have them frog-marched in front of the HRT star chamber and win tens of thousands of dollars. It could ironically be very much to his benefit if a political opponent decided to go after him with information from this thread.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Breaking Bad saga when?

 

[Glowie]

Find your candidates

www.kitchener.ca

View attachment 3585122
address and all
https://archive.ph/wip/tQ1yd

eta:
View attachment 3585133
lol

adding archive of "vote 4 me" website here: https://archive.ph/wip/GDVhN
the about me section: https://archive.ph/0cWOX
core values: https://archive.ph/6sUS7

fuck it the values didn't archive right so here's some screenshots:

Spoiler: stuff

View attachment 3585297
View attachment 3585298
View attachment 3585299
View attachment 3585300
View attachment 3585301

I'm expecting Lucas Roberts levels of turnout 0,2%.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Looks like earlier suspicion on this thread was Krakowsky from WCH in Toronto. Don't know if true. https://www.womenscollegehospital.ca/news-and-publications/Connect-2018/meet-dr-krakowsky

It's confirmed. [Archive]

 

[Prolego]

I want to correct myself as I reread OP and wouldn't want to spread false information on the Kiwi Farms. I don't think Lana went overseas for SRS, think I'm getting confused with Keffals. My main point still stands.

Do we have any idea who the amazing, supportive, validating surgeon is who performed the miracle of creating Lana's fanny? Because I want to find their website.

Looks like earlier suspicion on this thread was Krakowsky from WCH in Toronto. Don't know if true. https://www.womenscollegehospital.ca/news-and-publications/Connect-2018/meet-dr-krakowsky

Dunno who it is, but start by looking for who's got a BOGOF sale running right now. He went in for a second asshole and now he's got three.

 

[Oxyjen]

A bit off topic. But the value “Homelessness is a Societal Failure – Not a Personal One.” Is complete utter horseshit. I have talked to a many homeless people in the past and many share a common catalyst to becoming homeless. They literally choose to be homeless, that's it. I met this homeless guy once named Jimbo several years back. A pretty cool dude and interesting to talk to. He told me that he, and many like him, simply don’t want to participate society, not out of laziness or because of some ailment that makes them to sick to work. It essentially boils down to if you want to deal the bureaucratic process of just participating. As Jimbo told me, he had a steady wagie job and a low- income house however, he got fed up with having to live paycheck to paycheck at a job he hated in return for very little. So he said fuck it and decided living in the streets was a better alternative. It’s not like there aren’t enough shelters for him to turn to when needed. Hell, when I met him he was on his way to one. And if he was offered a good paying job, he would merely turn it down as he has actually done a couple of times before. He did the “return to monke” meme, but for real, long before it was a meme. And as Jimbo said, there are many others like him and make up a good chunk, if not a slim majority, of homeless people.

This is right, about it being a choice. See also hobos, “wild campers” etc. But there has to be a reason to make that choice.
If the only jobs you can get are shit ones that you work just so you can pay rent and bills in a shit apartment in a shit town, and watch shit TV that’s designed to make you angry, and the only prospect you have is to repeat until dead, why wouldn’t you want to wander around and sleep under the stars and whatnot instead.

That’s all what are known as societal issues. If Jimbo had had a good, fulfilling quality of life within normal society he wouldn’t have made the choice to drop out.

Sure, he could have worked harder to better himself, all that. But not all countries have this problem to the same extent, some barely have it at all. Policies are what decide that.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If the only jobs you can get are shit ones that you work just so you can pay rent and bills in a shit apartment in a shit town, and watch shit TV that’s designed to make you angry, and the only prospect you have is to repeat until dead, why wouldn’t you want to wander around and sleep under the stars and whatnot instead.

That’s all what are known as societal issues. If Jimbo had had a good, fulfilling quality of life within normal society he wouldn’t have made the choice to drop out.

You're making the idea of picking up my typewriter and moving to a small cabin in Montana sound incredibly appealing.

 

[DumbDude42]

This is right, about it being a choice. See also hobos, “wild campers” etc. But there has to be a reason to make that choice.
If the only jobs you can get are shit ones that you work just so you can pay rent and bills in a shit apartment in a shit town, and watch shit TV that’s designed to make you angry, and the only prospect you have is to repeat until dead, why wouldn’t you want to wander around and sleep under the stars and whatnot instead.

That’s all what are known as societal issues. If Jimbo had had a good, fulfilling quality of life within normal society he wouldn’t have made the choice to drop out.

Sure, he could have worked harder to better himself, all that. But not all countries have this problem to the same extent, some barely have it at all. Policies are what decide that.

there is truth in what you say, but it is not at all what leftists mean when they repeat talking points like that.
their approach usually boils down to "throw free money at them and let them do whatever they want" which just expands the parasite class, to the detriment of the taxpayer class, thus further increasing the burden and pressure that drives people to 'drop out' as you describe in your post.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

View attachment 3590343
Off topic, but this Chester Molestor Sam Brinton tranny really creeps me the fuck out.

At least Brinton doesn't have the blood of thousands of elderly Pennsylvanians on his hands. Levine ordered people infected with COVID be stuck back into nursing homes and they only thing he did in response was to take his own mother out of nursing home.

You're making the idea of picking up my typewriter and moving to a small cabin in Montana sound incredibly appealing.

I second that feeling. Just ducking out to chill in Montana for a long while sounds pretty ballin'.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Troon running for public office? Must be a day ending in Y. Oh god, can you imagine if he won? The poor congressional members just trying to vote on legislation and the entire room starts filling with queefs from Hell. They can't say anything about it because it's transphobic, so they have to huff the shit gas like a fresh batch of jenkem. Actually, I don't feel bad at all. This happened by your leave, leafs. Enjoy the pussy farts and the hairy balls.

Not sure if permanent colostomy bag is confirmed, but if so then this is very accurate. Wearers of colostomy bags are unable to control odorous releases. The other politicians would be unable to comment on this because that would be ableist. Most members of the public would probably be sympathetic, assuming he’d had ass cancer.

 

[safety math]

Late on this but I'm pretty fucking shocked by him publicly calling out KF on his campaign account like that. Landon always interested me a little more than most online troons because he seems to have a sliver of self awareness (his instinct to DFE when he first found this thread showed us that) so I'm pretty surprised he'd go back on that and just straight up post a screenshot from his thread. On an account where he's clearly trying to present as professional, too. Kind of a weird move. Does he miss the attention maybe?

My take is that he's banking on people being shocked into sympathizing with him. It's just a regular KF comment, but a lot of people - the very people he's pandering to for votes - would raise their eyebrows at the language and bluntness of the comment, and it might cause them to think "poor trans people, look at what they put up with, they are so oppressed" etc. etc. He could also be sort of trying to get in front of it by just acknowledging his awareness of it.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

One thing to keep in mind is that this is Canada, where if anyone calls Landon "he" in public, he can have them frog-marched in front of the HRT star chamber and win tens of thousands of dollars. It could ironically be very much to his benefit if a political opponent decided to go after him with information from this thread.

What's their policy on people saying Ballsack Pussylips' vaganus looks like that guy from Star Wars?

Spoiler: Don't Open

 

[Bob_]

IMAGINE how much blackmail info there will be on him. Like worse than what is already heinous and public.

Sitting at a council meeting with him, you hear a hissing and clicking under the table- you look down and it’s like on that fuckin Arachnophobia film and the whole underneath of the round table is webbed together, spilling out form his crotch-mandibles. You scream as you are pulled under the desk by your ankles, the more you kick away the stickier the webs become, his troon-voice cackles..
“All in favour?”

" SHELOB HUNGERS"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Archive is taking a shit so WB links for now, will edit if poss.

The Twitter's mostly low key, my vain hope is a 'blowing the cover on the shittiness of SRS' arc (I know, I know). [Archive]
View attachment 3586162

Current pfp, AGP smirk still going strong. [Archive]
View attachment 3586174

More tales of medical woe! How do you not get used to it after the crotchsplosion? [Archive]
View attachment 3586167

Aaaand one more. He doesn't even have a stoma nurse! [Archive]
View attachment 3586202

Intersection of troon abuse accusations + politics. Innovative. [Archive]
View attachment 3586172

Misc politics and adjacent, inc trans love trains:
View attachment 3586170 View attachment 3586173 View attachment 3586171 [Archive | Archive | Archive]View attachment 3586163 View attachment 3586164 [Archive | Archive]

Some RTs:
View attachment 3586165 View attachment 3586166View attachment 3586168 View attachment 3586169

And a final chuckle [Archive]
View attachment 3586260

Well. Are they wrong?.View attachment 3586459

I love it that our little wall flower, Fanny “Braphole” Traggot (Formally the artist known as Landon his cock ) is speed running making himself unelectable.

In the short time since he’s reemerged as a political candidate he’s already;

• Told his constituents that he a medical mess and is on a waiting list to receive not one but two corrective surgeries
  • oh yeah love my politicians not being able to do their job because thier recovering from getting their elective fetish surgery “corrected”
• Cries that he’s too afraid to get a root canal and that it causes him sleep deprivation
  • Yes, in these trying times we need strong political leaders who share the same fears as a seven-year-old.
• Cries nonstop about “Muh haters, muh harassment”
• Brings up the kiwi farms out of the blue and got a fellow political troon essentially doxed because it.

Just a reminder; we, did, NOTHING.

It’s a shame you can’t get a surgery to make you into a viable political candidate…

 

[Polentic]

PoloticCow???? Landon Hiscock you crazy son of a bitch.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Wearers of colostomy bags are unable to control odorous releases.

Not just that but also the constant fart-like noises are fucking annoying. I'm not joking. I had a boss with a colostomy bag and while there never was any smell, the noises drove me crazy.

Landon got 2 farting horror holes for the price of 1. Congrats!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I love it that our little wall flower, Fanny “Braphole” Traggot (Formally the artist known as Landon his cock ) is speed running making himself unelectable.

He can't even play the John Walker Flynt strategy properly. While Frankie's boytoy could cry on TV about all the death threats and mean e-mails he got from Gloopergrug this here Tranny Faggot Formerly Known as Fanny Traggot can't even do that. Tweeting "there are people making fun of me on a webzone" doesn't really have the same punch as something like this:

 

[The Final Troondown]

It's confirmed. [Archive]
View attachment 3592976

is he seriously recommending the surgeon who left him with a fistula he farts through and a stoma bag AND NO STOMA NURSE?

this is surely just sadism

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

is he seriously recommending the surgeon who left him with a fistula he farts through and a stoma bag AND NO STOMA NURSE?

this is surely just sadism

Loony troons have famously difficult relationships with their crotch butchers. The most serious and only permanent offense is refusal to operate. Even a botched surgery sends them down a particularly insane form of the Kübler-Ross cycle - no matter what happens they always return to optimistic coping between the "normal" steps. Everything can be observed in Kevryn's thread since the whole story of his Amhole Entrapment - the event of the crotch mangling and the lengthy aftermath up to and including his ongoing Revision Saga - are well documented.

I have to repeat, no matter how botched the job is, the usual mantra is "Dr. X is a wonderful, experienced, skilled surgeon, he/she does stellar work, it's going to look marvelous after it's healed" -> "well even Dr. X can have bad days and/or this particular job must have been difficult" -> "I mean yeah he/she mangled my own crotch so fucking bad but it's going to turn out just delightful for you" -> "if I were you I'd call in for a revision even though he/she never picked up my calls, he/she must be extremely busy these days" and so on and so forth.

TL;DR they are fucking insane to even consider undergoing this kind of surgery in the first place.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

I also think it's part malice as well as keeping the deception going for upcoming troons getting the chop. The malice part is my theory in that they don't suffer alone after having made such a god awful decision and dragging others down with them to suffer the same, whether consciously or subconsciously. The latter of course is for public optics as well as not going against the troon narrative.