Dramacow Lantzblades - Beast Lair's Autistic Scourge

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He whines about his medical condition more than your average Tumblr user.
His medical condition that's literally worse than Nazis.
So, what exactly are his 'medical conditions,' anyway? The way he refers to it as "medical condition" just feels odd, as it could refer to something either physical or neurological, and I don't think any amount of physical medical conditions would deter one's ability to receive constructive criticism and generally not be a whiny, self-entitled child.
 
So, what exactly are his 'medical conditions,' anyway? The way he refers to it as "medical condition" just feels odd, as it could refer to something either physical or neurological, and I don't think any amount of physical medical conditions would deter one's ability to receive constructive criticism and generally not be a whiny, self-entitled child.
He would never tell anyone.
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(It's secretly just autism and dyslexic, but don't tell anyone;))
 
He gets really really mad when you call him a sue
I'm sure he's able to justify why his character is not a Sue at all. I mean, Satoshi isn’t a Marie Sue ok he isn’t perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!

... Wait that's the wrong Mary Sue. Sorry, they all blend into each other.

It absolutely is but Lantz doesn't think about how other people feel, they're obviously wrong from his perspective.

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He doesn't take anything away from this, he doesn't try to learn from it, he just blazes on ahead.
Seeing Lantz reply shows a fucking degree of lack of self-awareness that even the Loveshies don't reach.
 
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Satoshi sighed and flipped his magic circuit into the on position, the one draw back of being the dragon right down to the soul was that once on it was obvious where he was and just how strong he was. Not ideal for him in a city like the one he found himself in but still he needed to make a point and turned around to face archer and rider as his outfit melted away replaced with his own azure mantle and shinning steel armour.

"I was not speaking about Sakura Rider, I was talking about the other lives you insulted." he stated flatly staring at Archer as the blonde materialized his massive whip sword dragon tail, the sword was entirely blunt like a steel oar save for a pair of protrusions at the end similar to an anchor. The blade was slightly bigger than Hercules own rock sword yet it put no strain on it's wielder.

"speak again as you have Archer and your master will find herself without a servant, harm that other Emiya and I will come after you, you have no idea what you are talking about so clam up" he snapped at the biker clad servant
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"I'm over two thousand years old, it's not hypocrisy, I just have more information than any of you. When Emiya dies he will become a counter guardian, that is should his attitude remain unchanged from what it is now. By all means Archer if you are prepared to watch women and children die, to have another billion lives on your conscience go ahead and try to kill him. I on the other hand abhor such childish behavior so I will stop you. I save everyone regardless because everyone deserves a chance. No matter what you think of that other Emiya he is still another possible you, and rider, I might have not defended him if you hadn't been such a violent attacker, civility and fairness are the cornerstones of justice and kindness, I wouldn't be a superhero if I lacked empathy. I have seen far worse of Emiya and I know you yourself killed hundreds. The reasons are unimportant, you are still responsible for the lives you took, carry that burden with dignity instead of victimized outrage, you owe the dead that much." he stated turning around and extending the whip sword to slice his would be attacker in half.

sighing he locked his sword into it's solid state again "Angra manyu, the world's evil is here, it begins again all because your hostility conjured it up, imma go kill it, you guys have fun" he finished with a chuckle walking off as the remains of the black dog like shadow sizzled out of existence.

It's almost incomprehensible.
 
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Satoshi sighed and flipped his magic circuit into the on position, the one draw back of being the dragon right down to the soul was that once on it was obvious where he was and just how strong he was. Not ideal for him in a city like the one he found himself in but still he needed to make a point and turned around to face archer and rider as his outfit melted away replaced with his own azure mantle and shinning steel armour.

"I was not speaking about Sakura Rider, I was talking about the other lives you insulted." he stated flatly staring at Archer as the blonde materialized his massive whip sword dragon tail, the sword was entirely blunt like a steel oar save for a pair of protrusions at the end similar to an anchor. The blade was slightly bigger than Hercules own rock sword yet it put no strain on it's wielder.

"speak again as you have Archer and your master will find herself without a servant, harm that other Emiya and I will come after you, you have no idea what you are talking about so clam up" he snapped at the biker clad servant
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"I'm over two thousand years old, it's not hypocrisy, I just have more information than any of you. When Emiya dies he will become a counter guardian, that is should his attitude remain unchanged from what it is now. By all means Archer if you are prepared to watch women and children die, to have another billion lives on your conscience go ahead and try to kill him. I on the other hand abhor such childish behavior so I will stop you. I save everyone regardless because everyone deserves a chance. No matter what you think of that other Emiya he is still another possible you, and rider, I might have not defended him if you hadn't been such a violent attacker, civility and fairness are the cornerstones of justice and kindness, I wouldn't be a superhero if I lacked empathy. I have seen far worse of Emiya and I know you yourself killed hundreds. The reasons are unimportant, you are still responsible for the lives you took, carry that burden with dignity instead of victimized outrage, you owe the dead that much." he stated turning around and extending the whip sword to slice his would be attacker in half.

sighing he locked his sword into it's solid state again "Angra manyu, the world's evil is here, it begins again all because your hostility conjured it up, imma go kill it, you guys have fun" he finished with a chuckle walking off as the remains of the black dog like shadow sizzled out of existence.

It's almost incomprehensible.
You can only really truly understand Lantz's writing if you're brain damaged.

Honestly I'd need a stiff fucking drink before I dive back into his works and RP posts with any sort of detail
 
Satoshi sighed and flipped his magic circuit into the on position, the one draw back of being the dragon right down to the soul was that once on it was obvious where he was and just how strong he was. Not ideal for him in a city like the one he found himself in but still he needed to make a point and turned around to face archer and rider as his outfit melted away replaced with his own azure mantle and shinning steel armour.
Ugh, those are both fucking run on sentences and it just makes the entire thought seem incoherent. For a moment I actually thought they were all one fucking sentence.

"I'm over two thousand years old, it's not hypocrisy, I just have more information than any of you. When Emiya dies he will become a counter guardian, that is should his attitude remain unchanged from what it is now. By all means Archer if you are prepared to watch women and children die, to have another billion lives on your conscience go ahead and try to kill him. I on the other hand abhor such childish behavior so I will stop you. I save everyone regardless because everyone deserves a chance. No matter what you think of that other Emiya he is still another possible you, and rider, I might have not defended him if you hadn't been such a violent attacker, civility and fairness are the cornerstones of justice and kindness, I wouldn't be a superhero if I lacked empathy. I have seen far worse of Emiya and I know you yourself killed hundreds. The reasons are unimportant, you are still responsible for the lives you took, carry that burden with dignity instead of victimized outrage, you owe the dead that much." he stated turning around and extending the whip sword to slice his would be attacker in half.
*facedesk* For the love of Azir, just this entire fucking paragraph. The grammar, the sentence structure, the rambling on about people being childish and some stupid beliefs in such a poorly worded manner. Just to make sure, this shit wasn't taken from Fanfiction.net?

sighing he locked his sword into it's solid state again "Angra manyu, the world's evil is here, it begins again all because your hostility conjured it up, imma go kill it, you guys have fun" he finished with a chuckle walking off as the remains of the black dog like shadow sizzled out of existence.
W-wait, so he extended his sword to presumably fight Archer and Rider... and then he walks off and says he has to go kill something else more important? Ignoring the obvious weeb "SO KEWL AND GRITTY AND MORE IMPORTANT NOTICE ME SENPAI" this reeks of, those two actions don't even begin to make sense. It's like he wrote that first paragraph, then came back five weeks later, forgot he was supposed to fight someone, and instead say "Naaaah, I got bigger fish to fry! Smell ya later!"

I sound so fucking autistic complaining about this but holy shit this writing is terrible.
 
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Satoshi sighed and flipped his magic circuit into the on position, the one draw back of being the dragon right down to the soul was that once on it was obvious where he was and just how strong he was. Not ideal for him in a city like the one he found himself in but still he needed to make a point and turned around to face archer and rider as his outfit melted away replaced with his own azure mantle and shinning steel armour.

"I was not speaking about Sakura Rider, I was talking about the other lives you insulted." he stated flatly staring at Archer as the blonde materialized his massive whip sword dragon tail, the sword was entirely blunt like a steel oar save for a pair of protrusions at the end similar to an anchor. The blade was slightly bigger than Hercules own rock sword yet it put no strain on it's wielder.

"speak again as you have Archer and your master will find herself without a servant, harm that other Emiya and I will come after you, you have no idea what you are talking about so clam up" he snapped at the biker clad servant
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"I'm over two thousand years old, it's not hypocrisy, I just have more information than any of you. When Emiya dies he will become a counter guardian, that is should his attitude remain unchanged from what it is now. By all means Archer if you are prepared to watch women and children die, to have another billion lives on your conscience go ahead and try to kill him. I on the other hand abhor such childish behavior so I will stop you. I save everyone regardless because everyone deserves a chance. No matter what you think of that other Emiya he is still another possible you, and rider, I might have not defended him if you hadn't been such a violent attacker, civility and fairness are the cornerstones of justice and kindness, I wouldn't be a superhero if I lacked empathy. I have seen far worse of Emiya and I know you yourself killed hundreds. The reasons are unimportant, you are still responsible for the lives you took, carry that burden with dignity instead of victimized outrage, you owe the dead that much." he stated turning around and extending the whip sword to slice his would be attacker in half.

sighing he locked his sword into it's solid state again "Angra manyu, the world's evil is here, it begins again all because your hostility conjured it up, imma go kill it, you guys have fun" he finished with a chuckle walking off as the remains of the black dog like shadow sizzled out of existence.

It's almost incomprehensible.

just by saying Angry manyu prove that he has not played Ataraxia, also someone must remind him what Nasu (and urobuchi) do to SEIGI NO MIKATAS
 
Ugh, those are both fucking run on sentences and it just makes the entire thought seem incoherent. For a moment I actually thought they were all one fucking sentence.


*facedesk* For the love of Azir, just this entire fucking paragraph. The grammar, the sentence structure, the rambling on about people being childish and some stupid beliefs in such a poorly worded manner. Just to make sure, this shit wasn't taken from Fanfiction.net?


W-wait, so he extended his sword to presumably fight Archer and Rider... and then he walks off and says he has to go kill something else more important? Ignoring the obvious weeb "SO KEWL AND GRITTY AND MORE IMPORTANT NOTICE ME SENPAI" this reeks of, those two actions don't even begin to make sense. It's like he wrote that first paragraph, then came back five weeks later, forgot he was supposed to fight someone, and instead say "Naaaah, I got bigger fish to fry! Smell ya later!"

I sound so fucking autistic complaining about this but holy shit this writing is terrible.

So we get from pretentious dialogue like this.

"I on the other hand abhor such childish behavior so I will stop you."

To this.

"imma go kill it, you guys have fun"

Lantzablades' autism is truly something else.
 
Ugh, those are both fucking run on sentences and it just makes the entire thought seem incoherent. For a moment I actually thought they were all one fucking sentence.


*facedesk* For the love of Azir, just this entire fucking paragraph. The grammar, the sentence structure, the rambling on about people being childish and some stupid beliefs in such a poorly worded manner. Just to make sure, this shit wasn't taken from Fanfiction.net?


W-wait, so he extended his sword to presumably fight Archer and Rider... and then he walks off and says he has to go kill something else more important? Ignoring the obvious weeb "SO KEWL AND GRITTY AND MORE IMPORTANT NOTICE ME SENPAI" this reeks of, those two actions don't even begin to make sense. It's like he wrote that first paragraph, then came back five weeks later, forgot he was supposed to fight someone, and instead say "Naaaah, I got bigger fish to fry! Smell ya later!"

I sound so fucking autistic complaining about this but holy shit this writing is terrible.
I really hate OCs that just pop in and tell the characters how to fix their lives. Yeah, Archer's got major issues. Fucking everybody in the series does. You can't just fix things by throwing out a few biting remarks and making a show of your penis sword being bigger.
 
Satoshi was coughed up amidst the sounds of traffic in a massive suit of blackened armour " Time to build a work shop, no, fuck it imma build a castle." he muttered as a car crumpled ineffectually against him. Satoshi walked into the night to find a suitable place.

Taiga stared at him quietly "My brother just sacrificed himself to save us and you dare to talk about respecting feelings, you natter on about your mommy and get familiar with me without my consent and you honestly think that you have any right to attack me, you are a rude little boy who needs my protection, not the other way around. You aren't a hero and you never will be as long as you ignore the facts around you!" she shouted, this was not unique to that moment but her anger was. Taiga was angry, she honestly had never been angry before, annoyed sure but angry no, not even towards Gilgamesh.
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"I'm no-" Satoshi started in reply before the wave of dread cut him short. "look kid, my dad is emiya shirou, I'm your half brother from another reality, the whole story is far too long and frankly there isn't enough time. Get Taiga down to the lobby and wait for Rider, go now" he stated his voice even and his smile still present despite the presence he felt creeping towards the room from outside.

Taiga nodded "let's go Kiyoshi" she said sliding into her wheel chair and turning toward the door.
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"You're a bunch of morons more so ready to bitch and moan over details rather than do the hero thing. It's simple fight bad guy, beat bad guy, put bad guy in jail, not spit stupid aggression at each over petty shit, I save everyone and frankly as heroes your lack of perspective fails the point " he remarked still crushing parking meters and the like.

"And I'm more like the juggernaut than the hulk because I'm honestly not mad yet. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. The black is a stain from Angra manyu, he's a Jesus figure except he literally died for the sins of people rather than figuratively and I swear I'll pick up the next car and kill you with it if you call him that name you did before. The reason I've become a cunt is because the curse is the evil of humanity, so being a douche is mark one." he replied
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Taiga looked at Kiyoshi and replied " she's clearly worried about you, go tell her you're ok" she stated quietly.

Satoshi smiled as the weapons struck his iron prison, the suit was after all actually meant to lock him up so those two heroes just sped up the black knight's plans immeasurably. He noted that he'd kill archer if he tried it again and tear out Shirou's magic circuits if they attacked again.

he was the prince of knights and king of heroes and unbalanced as he was he demanded the respect that came with those titles. Rising from the wreckage Satoshi slowly walked out of the crater which was soaked in grail mud and projected a biohazard barrier as his wounds closed. The pain was dull, barely noteworthy if not for the fact that he was shirtless and his looks combined with the massive dragon tattoo on his back was drawing a lot of attention from people especially women who probably thought he was a bad boy. He was but not in the way they thought, Satoshi smiled doing the best impersonation of himself he could manage "sorry about this ladies, I'll send some guys to clean it up, promise" he remarked jogging off to get lost into the city before those lunatics attacked him again.
 
Satoshi was coughed up amidst the sounds of traffic in a massive suit of blackened armour " Time to build a work shop, no, fuck it imma build a castle." he muttered as a car crumpled ineffectually against him. Satoshi walked into the night to find a suitable place.

Taiga stared at him quietly "My brother just sacrificed himself to save us and you dare to talk about respecting feelings, you natter on about your mommy and get familiar with me without my consent and you honestly think that you have any right to attack me, you are a rude little boy who needs my protection, not the other way around. You aren't a hero and you never will be as long as you ignore the facts around you!" she shouted, this was not unique to that moment but her anger was. Taiga was angry, she honestly had never been angry before, annoyed sure but angry no, not even towards Gilgamesh.
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"I'm no-" Satoshi started in reply before the wave of dread cut him short. "look kid, my dad is emiya shirou, I'm your half brother from another reality, the whole story is far too long and frankly there isn't enough time. Get Taiga down to the lobby and wait for Rider, go now" he stated his voice even and his smile still present despite the presence he felt creeping towards the room from outside.

Taiga nodded "let's go Kiyoshi" she said sliding into her wheel chair and turning toward the door.
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"You're a bunch of morons more so ready to bitch and moan over details rather than do the hero thing. It's simple fight bad guy, beat bad guy, put bad guy in jail, not spit stupid aggression at each over petty shit, I save everyone and frankly as heroes your lack of perspective fails the point " he remarked still crushing parking meters and the like.

"And I'm more like the juggernaut than the hulk because I'm honestly not mad yet. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. The black is a stain from Angra manyu, he's a Jesus figure except he literally died for the sins of people rather than figuratively and I swear I'll pick up the next car and kill you with it if you call him that name you did before. The reason I've become a cunt is because the curse is the evil of humanity, so being a douche is mark one." he replied
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Taiga looked at Kiyoshi and replied " she's clearly worried about you, go tell her you're ok" she stated quietly.

Satoshi smiled as the weapons struck his iron prison, the suit was after all actually meant to lock him up so those two heroes just sped up the black knight's plans immeasurably. He noted that he'd kill archer if he tried it again and tear out Shirou's magic circuits if they attacked again.

he was the prince of knights and king of heroes and unbalanced as he was he demanded the respect that came with those titles. Rising from the wreckage Satoshi slowly walked out of the crater which was soaked in grail mud and projected a biohazard barrier as his wounds closed. The pain was dull, barely noteworthy if not for the fact that he was shirtless and his looks combined with the massive dragon tattoo on his back was drawing a lot of attention from people especially women who probably thought he was a bad boy. He was but not in the way they thought, Satoshi smiled doing the best impersonation of himself he could manage "sorry about this ladies, I'll send some guys to clean it up, promise" he remarked jogging off to get lost into the city before those lunatics attacked him again.
Got a link to the RP this is from? I want to see other peoples' reactions. Also, he can't write Taiga for shit.
 
That's not taiga, that's Satoshi's little sister who they named after taiga because that's totally a thing the Japanese do.

Her full name is Taiga Guinevere Pendragon (Emiya?)
...I have no words to respond to that. Well, actually I do - even if it was a thing, even if Taiga would not be pissed because she hates being called that, even if Taiga Guinevere wasn't Renesmee levels of namefail, you still don't straight-up name OCs after canon characters because it just makes things incredibly confusing.
 
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Satoshi chuckled "the curse isn't a temporary tattoo, given that group none of you have a chance in removing it, hell I doubt anyone except Tsukasa could get rid of it. As for me wrecking hell or wreaking havoc it wouldn't have done nearly as much damage as you three managed. I hate being around children who play hero, you all think you know better than everyone else. Think of it like this,I haven't done a dam thing to any of you and frankly I never asked for help, maybe I know what I'm doing and won't murder people unlike Rider, Archer and that version of Shirou that's hanging around, maybe you should piss off and keep those selfish twats from hurting people" he was mad, partly due to the curse but also some real anger over the attack.
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Satoshi smiled " Who the fuck do you think you are? Batman? Wonder woman? Angel maybe? I'm here, I'm not leaving any time soon, stop me, go ahead, free shot, between the eyes. If not then piss off or I will start wrecking your city," he snapped unleashing his full power

"I am the dragon, I will not have children dictate to me what is and is not acceptable. Two thousand years I have stood on this earth if you think you can end it then be my guest. But do not ask for mercy if you fail." he roared as his spiritual pressure reached it's maximum.
Taiga looked to Kiyoshi and then to Rider. "I'm well aware of the spirit Medusa, I need to tell you now that fighting my brother is impossible, he's stronger than Gilgamesh, if you know who that is and he has far more skill. Merlin, my mother and Hercules were among his teachers. I say this because almost every hero think brute force works but my brother protects people, he's a defender, fighting simply won't work, I say this because our family is responsible for helping people and if you fight him you'll lose." Taiga's voice was even but pleading for Rider to actually pay attention.

Satoshi grinned, he had found it. It was worn out,abandoned building, projecting a container he slashed open his arm allowing the darkest ooze flow from his veins. Angra was inside him he bled black because of the manifested spirit. Eventually he bled red again and he let the wound close.

" I suppose you'd prefer to be inside me" Angra said manifesting in front of him in her present state.

"Try that again and I bathe the city in holy water" Satoshi snapped.

"Ok honey, I'll leave filling holes up to you. Speak of..." the dark skinned woman trailed off and watched as Satoshi started to make solid brick out of the corruption.
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Taiga smiled "Come on, let's go" she said turning around and wheeling toward the entrance.

Satoshi completed the foundation and then began to chant, after a few moments the castle came to be, a massive black imposing structure dwarfing all the building around it. It could clearly be seen from anywhere in the city. Sighing Satoshi chanted sealing the entrance as he stepped inside.

Sakura leapt through the portal, the city was dark and dank in general and a castle loomed in the distance "this place is ugly, monster den at least" she muttered moving to find her prey
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Satoshi sat down as the castle's insides formed around him, he was a blacksmith, unlike Archer he made weapons and he, as prince and king needed an army and that army needed weapons. He concentrated and drew a deep breath expelling fire from his lungs.the pit lit up as he threw his arm into the fire.

"it's painful" he muttered as his hand desolved into the steel his body was conceptually made of, the hot grey mess pooled at the bottom of the pit below the fire. He began to regenerate with a frown and repeated the process again and again forming an anvil then a bucket and the rest of his tools in turn.

Taiga looked at Kiyoshi, as much as one can do so with their eyes closed.

"Whining about the skills of others and how they affect you is pointless, that's all I have to say for the moment." she said offended by his tone.
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Satoshi stopped as the steel finished pooling and taking his tools he began forging the builder and the answerer, the suits were simple things, things that, with his magic took no more time then a few moments. Next he created twin suits of armour, much like the previous two they did not need weapons the smaller given a shield and his hulking brother a great smithy hammer.

with such done he breathed life as he had before with Sigard. These four brothers however were not his lost friend, nor would he treat them so poorly. He gave each automaton an order, the shield one and the answerer were to guard the castle gate and ward off those seeking entry into the castle.

The builder and the smith were to construct more armoured suits and having done that Satoshi painted runes on the walls and began meditation.

Alter smelled blood and the sounds of combat rang in her ears, a light in the sky burst forth. She had been however snubbed by that woman forest so she decided instead to investigate the castle that had appeared in the center of town.
Taiga looked at Kiyoshi and then rider.

"Medusa was killed by Perseus, my brother hung him from a tree by his feet on principle alone when he was barely strong enough to defeat Kotomine, now my brother can effortlessly beat Gilgamesh. Unless your help includes a noble phantasm which banishes evil I fail to see how you can help me" she replied pausing to look at the castle.

"my brother is that castle, he has extensive skill in the use of barriers you won't find a way in if you go, family comes first, that's what uncle says, even cursed big brother will remember that, I won't be hurt" she stated pushing the cross walk button.

Sakura was a bit overwhelmed by all the prana flying around so finding the tallest building she headed for the roof.

Satoshi continued to forged armour as the builder started putting together the finished pieces.
 
so now he is a succesor of uther? damn why bother with all the dragon core thingy if he is here
He's Saber's son somehow.

For that matter he can effortlessly beat Gilgamesh through the power of EMO SWORD AND MOPING.
 
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