LARP as a Redditor Thread

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Doggos are actually heckin’ wholesome IMHO

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Wow, that's gonna be a big yikes from me, my guy. I should stab you with a spork. PLOINK!
*Narwhal shows up* Yep, that's pretty freakin' awesome.
 
AITA for not sending my GF of 8 yrs an extra $500 so she can go to a show with her 3 black co-workers in Las Vegas while I watch her kids from 3 previous marriages?
 
We Are The Witches said:
I don't know where you people find Redditors that talk like Ned Flanders, most of the ones I've seen are total pricks and sexual deviants.
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As a sexual deviant Redditor myself, i take offense to the sentiment that we are, as you say "total pricks".

[chatGPT paragraph about oppression]

And THAT is why you are a Nazi, bigot, and a fascist, and you need to be hekkin' re-educated!!
 
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. That seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. This was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
 
- Trump-man bad, grab wammen by pussy
- Porn is always empowering and never exploitative, kink-shaming is fascism
- Non-monogamy is enlightenment
- Flyover states are completely disposable
- I really wanna move to the Pacific Northwest and you're a domestic xenophobe if you have a problem with that
- Personal automobiles should be abolished, rural people are disposable and should be forcibly relocated to the city anyway
- Because cats are an ecological menace, any cat that winds up outside for any reason should be shot
- But also, guns are bad and only uneducated beasts have ever handled one
- People seeking self-sufficiency are probably Nazis
- There is literally nothing wrong with consumerism
- There is literally everything wrong with capitalism
- Trust the science
- Trans rights are human rights
 
Does anyone know where a non-drinker can go for a night out? All the bars around here are full of people who can’t admit they have a problem.

Also, I am having a problem with my neighbor - how do I solve it without talking to him?
 
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