Larp as your avatar Thread - You can not resist!

[Troon_Patrol]

Who the fuck took my cocaine and whiskey?


I actually knew someone incredibly close to my avatar, they are both long dead so I don't think it matters as long as I don't name him but, he was his AA sponsor he told me all kinds of weird shit a sponsor is not supposed to tell some random guy. I'm changing the oil on my car with the stereo on and he says "Oh, you like him huh?" and proceeds to violate the personal privacy he was trusted with and tells me all about him including things the media did not know of, as far as I know.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Such frivolous activities are for poor people, shut up and let me enjoy my oatmeal. I didn't pay twenty million dollars for a bowl of the world's finest and rarest oatmeal to let it turn into fucking cold shit while you waste my time, time that YOU clearly cannot afford HA HA HA HE HA.

 

[Scavenger]

If I can help a boy control his powers, I'm 100% sure I can help one not chop their cock off and become a eunuch.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I broke my harp while drunk after 1300 (or is it 700...?) years of missing my beloved; she moved on when I died in Ragnarök, but my soul ended up going back to the land of the living somehow, like my half-brother, Baldur, so I replaced it with a Yamaha, and strum out an emotional melody on it every other weekend.