Laughable wikiHow guides

[DykesDykesChina]

How to be an African Princess

Um, unfortunately I have to say, it seems that the SJWs are, in some cases, right about cultural appropriation being crap.

How to be an African princess: Be a female descendant of African royalty. If you are not, then you obviously aren't an African princess!

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http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You-Have-Asperger-Syndrome

Start with a compliment. ... "I love your purse"

= "I AM GAY!"

Wait a long time before you ask a girl out. You want to really know her first. Wait for about a minimum of 3 years.

The title of this article is wrong. It should be: "How to end up in the Friend Zone".

 

[sparklemilhouse]

This one is from eHow: "how to make your own blackhead gun"

http://www.ehow.com/how_4430886_make-blackhead-gun.html#page=0
That's safe.

 

[Randall Fragg]

How To Sell Candy at School.

Riiiight, "candy".

"How to be a Cool Hippie".
How to be an oxymoron.

How to be an analchest.
Tyce should probably read this. You know, if he wasn't illiterate.

Accusations of utopianism with examples of anarchy in action, most indigenous societies throughout history have been Anarchist

You know, you have to wonder why there doesn't seem to be very many indigenous societies anymore.

Think independently: think through philosophies of anarchists.

Be independent by thinking just like us!

How to Be ADF

Marxists have variously described the USSR as state capitalist (Lenin, Tony Cliff)[6], degenerated worker's state (Leon Trotsky), deformed worker's state (Ted Grant) and bureaucratic collectivist (Max Shachtman).

See the No True Scotsman fallacy.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How to be a cool Hippie.

 

[gemiremedy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Tickle-Feet

 

[Saney]

http://www.wikihow.com/Tickle-Feet

I have to wonder about the mental state of the artist, I really do.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How to Be ADF

You're giving ADF too much credit. He never read any of the literature mentioned in this article. He probably stopped reading the Communist Manifesto after two pages because there were too many complicated words in it.

 

[Pine Tar]

I have to wonder about the mental state of the artist, I really do.

And I wonder about the mental state of anyone who writes one of those guides.

 

[Dr. Meme]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Samurai

 

[Abethedemon]

http://www.wikihow.com/Meet-the-Pope

1. 5
   Get as close to the front as possible.
   6
   Meet the Pope.

 

[RP 520]

http://www.wikihow.com/Meet-the-Pope

1. 5
   Get as close to the front as possible.
   6
   Meet the Pope.

Is...is that Homer?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-Jobs

You may be in the area or edge of many opportunities to create jobs which could extend and expand from there -- and to possibly do that sooner than you think.

Including getting odd jobs, part-time, or hobby/craft -- could you eventually create your own area of opportunity -- visualize it in your mind: first imagine, then believe, and decide how to act out, to actualize this: Maybe or "Yes!" or "No?" Get experience by trying. Live on beans in an attic, or whatever works "your way"

WUT

 

[trueandhonestfan]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Harima-Kenji

 

[sparklemilhouse]

http://www.wikihow.com/Tickle-Feet

I think he had an accident. D:

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Beret

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Beret

You can also carry a baguette and talk in a french accent, if you feel so inclined.

I-I don't know if they're serious or not...

 

[derpi]

You can also carry a baguette and talk in a french accent, if you feel so inclined.

I-I don't know if they're serious or not...

Bùt óf cóùrśè théÿ àré śèríòúś! Thé Fréńćh áććèńt íś áń ábśòlùtè múśt!!!

I'm like 99.9% sure that that part is serious '-'

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-for-a-First-Date
http://www.wikihow.com/Interrogate-Someone
http://www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Your-Girlfriend
http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Fun-by-Yourself
http://www.wikihow.com/Congratulate-Someone
http://www.wikihow.com/Live

 

[UnusualGuy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Female-Mr.-Bean
http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Watching-Anime
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Medical-Help-from-a-Clown-Hospital
http://www.wikihow.com/Heat-Previously-Made-Cookies

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-Until-the-Rapture