Laughable wikiHow guides

[ON 190]

Pika McRonald-chu?

 

[Wakko Warner]

That looks more like a sink than a toilet or bidet.

This is the most random picture I've seen for these sorts of things.

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Random

"How to be random: Watch Family Guy!"
Ummm...I don't think you learn random humor from television.

 

[exhausted]

http://howtodresslike.com/Dress_Up_as_Pikachu_from_Pokemon.html

Not my proudest fap

now we have the horrifying updated version

https://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Up-as-Pikachu-from-Pokemon

THIS IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

Pikachu is done with this shit.

 

[Wakko Warner]

Wow, that Pikachu looks just like the picture!

 

[Henry Wyatt]

 

[Positron]

www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape

 

[Wakko Warner]

Here are some more:

Spoiler: This was the featured image for the article!

Spoiler: I thought this was about constipation until I saw the hint!

Spoiler: This was under a part talking about educational TV. That's Tom and Jerry, which isn't educational!

Spoiler: Who the heck eats shark meat as a regular meal?

Spoiler: Why would a man have this cellphone case?

 

[LucasSomething]

How to get over someone's death: https://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-the-Death-of-Someone-You-Love

How to know if a girl HATES you: https://www.wikihow.com/Know-That-a-Girl-Hates-You

 

[Bluey]

https://www.wikihow.com/Behave-Like-Cloud-Strife

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

https://www.wikihow.com/Develop-Telepathy

You enjoy that tomato.

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS LET US BARTER AND EXCHANGE INFORMATION

A good businessman always keeps all four of his eyes out for opportunity

Like all things in life, slavery has it's pros and cons

C o r n p o l i t i c s

They say when you stare into the cat, the cat stares into you

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Sorry for double posting, but:

Spoiler

 

[Henry Wyatt]

How to convert people to white nationalism

 

[Haramburger]

https://www.wikihow.com/Figure-Out-Your-Fictionkin-Type

Nonononono, these are directions straight into accepting your madness. What am I even reading?!?

They don't even have in-depth instructions here, just go talk about your delusions with a suited professional but hold onto them!

As a case study, 7/26/18's Featured Thread on a Sonic-obsessed tranny is a fictionkin:

Spoiler

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

You know, people have been talking about how humanity is due for some crazy pandemic that kills a huge chunk of the population for a long time, but who could have imagined it would be a pandemic of the mind?

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

https://www.wikihow.com/Choose-Anime-for-Children

This lady will be having none of that Devilman or Bible Black in her Christian household, no sirree.

 

[ZehnBoat]

https://www.wikihow.com/Choose-Anime-for-Children

This lady will be having none of that Devilman or Bible Black in her Christian household, no sirree.

here have an exploitable

 

[Tempest]

 

[Dysnomia]

Nonononono, these are directions straight into accepting your madness. What am I even reading?‽

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They don't even have in-depth instructions here, just go talk about your delusions with a suited professional but hold onto them!

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As a case study, 7/26/18's Featured Thread on a Sonic-obsessed tranny is a fictionkin:

Spoiler

The multiverse thing always gets me. Do they really believe that alternate universes are just animu fantasy lands where Sonic is totally real and totally from your canon? And don't forget past lives. Because you can totally be the reincarnation of a character that was created two years ago even if you are a 35 year old furry living in mom's basement. And somehow it all totally makes sense because quantum physics or something.

Favorite characters never get together and have 16 hours of hardcore buttsex every day? That's ok! They do in your canon! And you happen to be kin with both of them! Lube up!

Hot bishounen genetic abomination with long silver hair a little too murderous for you? That's ok! Because in your canon he's just misunderstood and lonely. If only people knew the real Sephiroth. Then they'd understand.

It's all just a very bizarre and unhealthy variation of fanfiction. It's not enough to write about alternate universe scenarios. You need to tell people those scenarios are totally real and you totally are that character. If they disagree with you then they are being kinphobic and should kill themselves. But please totally tag all suicide mentions as a trigger warning.

I think this might be the worst one I've seen yet because it's encouraging possibly unstable people to embrace their delusions.