Laughable wikiHow guides

http://www.wikihow.com/Pretend-You-Have-a-Girlfriend

Making up your own imaginary waifu? That's ok.

Going online searching for pictures of a girl that looks like your waifu just so you can carry them around and tell people she is girlfriend? That IS NOT OK.

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http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction

These two make great reaction images.

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This one is my favourite tho

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Be able to tell reality from fantasy. It's perfectly normal to have strong feelings about the characters on your favorite show; it's and not something you need to feel embarrassed about. But when those strong feelings turn into a full-on love affair with a fictional character, it can be confusing, embarrassing, and frustrating to go through. Remind yourself that the Anime is just fiction—something made up by a group of writers and artists—and that it is not real. The worlds and characters cannot replace those around you.
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Oh so NOW you tell people that having imaginary waifus is bad? What about that earlier guide on "how to pretend you have a girlfriend"?!
 
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http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Modern-Club-Penguin-Society

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Why are these so angry and personal?

If you see any "freedom" "playful" "girls meet girls" or "boys meet girls" parties or any of the sort being advertised to a certain member igloo or room, forget it. Ditch the sex parties that would've been appropriate for a Roman orgy. You'll only find weird naked penguins running around and doing stupid things, screaming, and acting like idiots. Don't fall for it, you'll just end up regretting your stupid choice later, or get banned. Don't act like those people, you have better things to do. Have some self respect.
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Ignore the snobs and preps. If you see an annoying family showing off, don't blow up in their faces or tell them off. Chances are they are too ignorant to know what you're even talking about, and they will probably put on a show for their little toddlers and act all protective. You don't need this. They aren't worth it. Just feel sorry for them! They need help.
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Ignore the babies and their drooling and jaundice-tinted skin. If they want to go around acting like fools, sucking non-existent penguin boobs, pooping their diaper, dressing weird, talking weird, and pretending they have any eye pigment on their avatar, it's their loss! Don't let them drag you down to their level!
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Wikihow has more articles dedicated to creating and dealing with imaginary relationships than articles about real relationships.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Fictional-Character-Your-Boyfriend-or-Girlfriend

Write fan fiction. Not the artistic type? You can never go wrong with fan fiction! Fan fiction is exactly what the name implies. A story written by a fan of a movie/book/TV show etc. including the characters from that movie/book/TV show etc. Write some starring you and your 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend'.
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This is a terrible advice, it's unhealthy and everyone will mock you forever (like Chris).

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  • There are many advantages to having a fictional boyfriend/girlfriend, over having a real one.
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why do i even bother :story:
 
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http://www.wikihow.com/Distinguish-Between-Social-Anxiety-and-Autism

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Apparently fashion sense is the first to go when you're autistic. Between Chris and this . . .

LucasSomething said:
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction

These two make great reaction images.

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This one is my favourite tho

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Oh so NOW you tell people that having imaginary waifus is bad? What about that earlier guide on "how to pretend you have a girlfriend"?!
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One Punch Man hates anime, but loves Commander Shepard? Who know?
 
Not weird, but entirely frivolous is http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-Hereford-Cattle and other cow identification guides. The only two people that could have written this giant wall of text are either a lonely cattle rancher who just wants to talk, or some cattle-loving autist that treats finding cows like collecting pokemon.
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Make sure to take notes in your cow identification journal!
I will admit that they're cute looking breed thoughhttps://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2e/eb/40/2eeb403b044afc8d1b6f07da00ae8035.jpg
 
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