Laughable wikiHow guides

Beowulf said:
Just saw front page, rate me late because I ain't going through 60 pages, but a lot of these articles are paid for by content mills. I've done it a few times, for ones like setting up new phones. I didn't get to do any of the fun ones, and I signed an NDA so can't give specifics beyond that it happens. I'd imagine a lot of the Sjw ones are the same, like the "position of privilege" one just above.
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So that's how it works? Why are the articles like this anyway? Is there a certain style you must adhere to to get that Wiki How look and feel? There's just sort of a vibe going on across the articles.
 
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How to tell Lilo that Stitch was hit by a car
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
How do you apply for a thing like that. I must know.
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I replied to a craigslist ad looking for freelance writers. Literally that simple. The ad didn't say who I'd be writing for, just a general overview of the kind of content they wanted. The checks cleared, so fuck it.

Dysnomia said:
So that's how it works? Why are the articles like this anyway? Is there a certain style you must adhere to to get that Wiki How look and feel? There's just sort of a vibe going on across the articles.
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Bear in mind, I was writing for one specific content mill, I have no idea about what others have. I was given a few guidelines and shown examples of good articles that were relevant to what I would be writing. I did get one or two of my submissions sent back for revisions, but not many.
 
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I was looking through the How to Piece Your Own Penis article that was posted earlier in the thread.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

I get the feeling this article is supposed to deter people from being stupid and doing it themselves.

It contains such gems as:
Read up on blood borne pathogens and the potential risks of piercing yourself.Getting this done at home can lead to all sorts of diseases that can risk your health, as well as the health of your package. If you want to ever use that thing again, go about this very, very carefully. Dong rot is nothing to joke about. This is the only body you've got, so don't ruin it.
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Dong rot!:lol:

You know, it would be really sad if someone ruined their dick because of a Wiki How article. Funny. But sad.

Order your surgical steel piercing needles. Make sure to get the correct gauge size for your piercing. Most tattoo/piercing shops won't sell you piercing needles due to liability issues, but you can order them online without too much trouble. Make sure you are getting them from a reputable source and that the packages come entirely sealed, because you can get some very serious diseases from unhygienic needles. As we said: dong rot is not something to joke around with.
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Again with the dong rot. This is serious. If you really want your dick pierced go to a professional. None of this sounds safe to me.

Get your titanium or surgical steel jewelry. Make sure it is the right size and shape for your new piercing. Barbells or rings for a Frenum ladder, a curved barbell for a Prince Albert, etc. Keep in mind the length of jewelry that you will need. Having jewelry that is too small can cause significant problems while healing, so if you're not sure, get something a little bigger just in case, that way you have some extra room if it swells (and it will most likely swell).
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Your dick is gonna swell. And not in a good way.

First you must decide on a location to get your piercing done. Choose an area with a good bit of flat space that you can work with and a good counter. A bathroom is a good place. You'll also want an area that is easy to sterilize and clean up all the blood when you're done.
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If the threat of having to clean up dick blood from your bathroom counter isn't enough to send you to a professional I don't know what is.

And since they can't show porn they had to be rather creative with the illustrations.

Here's some preparation for placing the piercing.
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Here's an image of how to use clamps:
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Then there's a Q&A.

How do I pierce my penis when it's tiny?

Size doesn't really matter in this case. Just be sure to have any sort of piercing, especially on your penis, done by a professional. They are more practiced at this, and less likely to screw up the process.
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I really wish more people understood the difference between a vagina and a vulva.
Can I pierce my own vagina?

NO!! You must get it done professionally -- piercing anything at home carries a lot of risks.
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Should the penis be erect or soft during piercing?

It should be soft, because the extra blood flow to the penis during erection can cause a bit of a bloody situation.
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Can I pierce my testicles?

Yes, although it would most likely be very painful.
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Deag God... If you need a Wiki How article on piercing your penis then I think that you are definitely not ready for such a piercing.
 
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