Laughable wikiHow guides

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Lipstick-Lesbian

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-Max-Payne

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Girl-Who-Likes-Crossdressers-(for-Young-Men)

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Girlfriend-if-You-Are-a-Bisexual-Teenage-Girl

http://www.wikihow.com/Attract-an-Older-Woman-(Teens)

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-Housewife

 

[Hexbawx360]

http://www.wikihow.com/Convince-Your-Parents-to-Buy-You-a-Mac-Mini

"The Mac Mini is 500, I mean 800 dollars, I mean 699 dollars and is designed for PC users that can't run extreme Mac applications."

Two things I see here:

1. The author can't figure out how much a Mac Mini costs.
2. He is subtly insulting PC users.

>The mac mini is like a pc in as way but a mac.

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://www.wikihow.com/Apologize-to-Your-Child-for-Putting-Embarrassing-Pictures-of-Him/Her-Online

 

[Dr. Mario]

http://www.wikihow.com/Convince-Your-Parents-to-Buy-You-a-Mac-Mini

"The Mac Mini is 500, I mean 800 dollars, I mean 699 dollars and is designed for PC users that can't run extreme Mac applications."

Two things I see here:

1. The author can't figure out how much a Mac Mini costs.
2. He is subtly insulting PC users.

>The mac mini is like a pc in as way but a mac.

Or he's pretending to do anything to get them parents to buy him a Mac Mini instead of a PC.

 

[DC 740]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girl-to-Have-Oral-Sex-With-You

 

[OBAMATRON]

Why are there so many asians on that site?

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Bromance

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Ciel-Phantomhive-from-Kuroshitsuji

 

[Axiom]

http://www.wikihow.com/Apologize-to-Your-Child-for-Putting-Embarrassing-Pictures-of-Him/Her-Online

I don't actually see much wrong with this one. You did something that hurt your kid, now you have to apologize for it. Except it's a transgression pretty much developed in the last fifteen or so years so most parents won't have any idea how to handle it since it wasn't a feature of their lives.

But I'm a freak of nature and think people who go out of their way to embarrass their kids AND dimiss their feelings because they feel it's their right as parents to do so..... are assholes, full stop.

 

[ASoulMan]

Some of these probably aren't laughable, but they're interesting.

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Believable-Original-Character-for-Fanfiction
http://www.wikihow.com/Climb-a-Building-on-Assassin's-Creed
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-an-Abercrombie-Model
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Werecat
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Tumblr-Girl
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Rapist

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Back-in-Time


http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Adolf-Hitler

 

[DC 740]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Bromance

I don't know if I get this? Did I never have a bromance? Not to sound offensive but it sounds borderline gay, like if you wanna be gay fine but if you are spending every other minute of your lives together and not touching balls showing more affection then what's the point exactly? Am I getting too old? D:

 

[OBAMATRON]

How to draw Hitler
1. Draw a circle
2. Put a cross through the circle
3. Draw Hitler

 

[Reymath]

http://www.wikihow.com/Steal-a-Girl-from-Her-Boyfriend

How to be a completely desperate sociopath in 4 easy steps.

...I had to go look at that one, I had to see how they'd justify it...

"Don't suggest the girl splits with her boyfriend unless it's reasonable. Otherwise, she's going to catch on to your plot."

Dude, if you're describing anything involving a relationship as a "plot", that's probably a hint it's something you shouldn't be doing.

...unless, y'know, you're a super villain...

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Werecreature-Persona

Has DrMusic2's handprints all over it, mentioning werejohncandys, werejohnbelushis, and werejaylenos.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Adolf-Hitler

It really works!

Goddamn piece of shit bubblehead Hitler, what am I doing with my life?

Edit: Dee reminded me that my true powers consist entirely of drawing weird faces.

Now that's art.

 

[Dee]

It really works!

Goddamn piece of shit bubblehead Hitler, what am I doing with my life?

Edit: Dee reminded me that my true powers consist entirely of drawing weird faces.

Now that's art.

You are too precious for this world Mauv.
Also wikihow.com/Be-a-Bro

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

How to Be Swagged Out

To be swagged out, you have to stay fresh all the time. You got to stay and have swag. You need to look at yourself in the mirror and be able to say, "I am the alpha male of this place". Here is how to be swagged out.

 

[Cwckifan]

How to Have Sex During your Period

Say what you want, that's probably saved a lot of folks from some awkward encounters

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

This page became legendary, I don't think anyone mentioned it yet:

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Wedding

complete with crazy illustrations

"

1. Be very cautious about "crashing" a wedding. If you were not able to contact the bride or groom beforehand, and you are sure that you want to proceed, find out the location of the wedding. Unless you have been invited, you will have to find out where the wedding ceremony is to be held, and the exact time. Ask family members or mutual friends if it doesn't appear too suspicious, or perhaps check the wedding notices in the local newspaper.
   

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://m.wikihow.com/Build-a-Ball-Pit