Laughable wikiHow guides

http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Cool-Calculator-Trick

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That's nothing. Check out this shit:

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How to Swing On a Chandelier

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"Make sure the chandelier is not made of glass or other breakable material" This sculpture is all blown glass. Fuck you.

"Once again, DISCLAIMER: This article is for learning how to swing on the chandelier. Once on the chandelier, we are not responsible for instructing you on how to get off the chandelier. We are also not responsible for any injuries caused by this and legal fines or problems you may have in the future." Oh my.

How to Make Meth
 
How to Be Edgy and Revolutionary As a Teenager

This one is either a joke, or the personal project of some liberal fifteen-year-old high-school girl.

"Realize that EVERYTHING is society's fault. Society is a beast which destroys everything in its path. After all, if the world was uncivilized and we all lived in caves, there would be no war, greed, or any other bad things."
 

Needless to say, the meth "recipe" itself is absolutely wretched, and would embarrass the kind of toothless rejected extras from The Hills Have Eyes who cook this shit in their trailers around here.


Step 1: Become morbidly obese
Step 2: Find two headed doge monstrosity
Step 3: Hire dude to cut doge in half. They then each grow into a full doge.

Why do these things exist? What sort of frightens me is that there is a uniformity in the art style, and it is at least minimally competent. Is there some weird cult of "artists" who draw these things, who have no choice but to draw them for literally every article, no matter how hideously bad?

The art is not particularly compelling, but that it exists is. It's certainly of higher quality than some of these "how to blow up your basement and get arrested" things they illustrate.
 
Get to know Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow Dash as your own friends. Mentally talk to them if you'd like.
There is something wrong here.


Deeker would probably recommend this article.
Judging by the tracing of the (hopefully) not stolen art, I wouldn't be surprised if he made it himself.
 
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