Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[AnOminous]

I'm sure both jobs involve cleaning lots of shit

Real janitors get paid, though.

4chan janitors do it for free.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

By "janitor," they mean 4chan moderator, not a literal janitor.

Ah, forgive me, as I don't peruse the 'Chans'.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ah, forgive me, as I don't peruse the 'Chans'.

S'alright.

Thought I should clarify.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

S'alright.

Thought I should clarify.

That's fine.

Either way, he's never going to get one of those jobs.

 

[Gensdupays]

In the week of 8/11-8/18, Barneyfag only posted his Pink Floyd pasta 25 times, just a few times a day. Most amusingly, he posted it on 4chan's version of an incel board once, and more than a few times named specific episode titles. Someone is slipping in more ways than one. Not only that, he seemed very exasperated in many of them.

 

[x86x2]

I only post it when I have to. Trust me, even I find it quirky how some shit gets past me or others don't.
For example, today I found a thread about "online card games" and OP's image was a picture of cards he had gotten from one of the MLP movies.
I immediately called him out on his faggotry and got it deleted.

 

[Rin]

I only post it when I have to. Trust me, even I find it quirky how some shit gets past me or others don't.
For example, today I found a thread about "online card games" and OP's image was a picture of cards he had gotten from one of the MLP movies.
I immediately called him out on his faggotry and got it deleted.

Unless there is a man in your house holding a gun to your head, you never have to post your lame copypasta. Also, you care more about MLP shit than most people who actually enjoy it.

 

[Gensdupays]

I only post it when I have to. Trust me, even I find it quirky how some shit gets past me or others don't.
For example, today I found a thread about "online card games" and OP's image was a picture of cards he had gotten from one of the MLP movies.
I immediately called him out on his faggotry and got it deleted.

Looking at the posts in depth: why did you bitch at a guy on /co/ for asking the question of why Canada makes such bad cartoons when MLP was one of the examples in the collage? He was talking about how bad it was.

 

[Strelok]

I only post it when I have to. Trust me, even I find it quirky how some shit gets past me or others don't.
For example, today I found a thread about "online card games" and OP's image was a picture of cards he had gotten from one of the MLP movies.
I immediately called him out on his faggotry and got it deleted.

Was this the highlight of your day?

 

[AnOminous]

Looking at the posts in depth: why did you bitch at a guy on /co/ for asking the question of why Canada makes such bad cartoons when MLP was one of the examples in the collage? He was talking about how bad it was.

Global Rule 15 prohibits ponies anywhere outside of /mlp/ regardless of context. So it was technically a valid complaint.

(Cringe threads seem to be a minor exception.)

I only post it when I have to.

But you don't have to post it ever. No human has to do that. There are approximately 7.3 billion people in the world, and none of them do that. Except you.

 

[Gensdupays]

Global Rule 15 prohibits ponies anywhere outside of /mlp/ regardless of context. So it was technically a valid complaint.

(Cringe threads seem to be a minor exception.)



But you don't have to post it ever. No human has to do that. There are approximately 7.3 billion people in the world, and none of them do that. Except you.

But it was one small logo in a collage, and it's going to come up when you discuss bad Canadian cartoons.

Honestly, I just don't get why 4chan is so important to Barneyfag. It's all anonymous shitposting. But considering he's not afraid to post here and based on the small amount of digging that we've done I think it's deeper. He admitted that he's made fun of IRL for his obsession and everyone tries to trigger him.

 

[AnOminous]

He admitted that he's made fun of IRL for his obsession and everyone tries to trigger him.

Most of the pony posting on /co/ is specifically done to trigger him.

 

[Gensdupays]

Most of the pony posting on /co/ is specifically done to trigger him.

Most pony posting everywhere is done to trigger him. He's just so fucking thick/autistic/mentally ill that he doesn't realize people do it because it upsets him. In fact, it strengthens his paranoia about how the world is out to trigger him and ruin his life.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I only post it when I have to. Trust me, even I find it quirky how some shit gets past me or others don't.
For example, today I found a thread about "online card games" and OP's image was a picture of cards he had gotten from one of the MLP movies.
I immediately called him out on his faggotry and got it deleted.

So why is it that you wanna be a snitch? Like is your goal to be as wack as you can possibly be?

 

[x86x2]

He admitted that he's made fun of IRL for his obsession and everyone tries to trigger him.

Not really, actually. It was only because of how I tend to react to overusing certain phrases repeatedly. I haven't told a single soul IRL that I'm who people call the "Barneyfag".

So why is it that you wanna be a snitch? Like is your goal to be as wack as you can possibly be?

Mainly because they break what 4chan calls General Rule 15. I don't want to let horsefuckers win, basically.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Not really, actually. It was only because of how I tend to react to overusing certain phrases repeatedly. I haven't told a single soul IRL that I'm who people call the "Barneyfag".


Mainly because they break what 4chan calls General Rule 15. I don't want to let horsefuckers win, basically.

So you admit that you know what you do is dumb. ... And you still do it. I'm sorry, are we suppose to feel sorry for you?

Also, I don't think anyone cares if someone mentions MLP off-handedly. They'll probably either not care or they'll remove it for being off-topic after laughing at the brony sperg. You seem to be the only one that is trying to hold this militant crusade against the "horsefuckers" when, in reality, most people haven't taken bronies or MLP seriously in, like, a year. Its fame is waning. Most people don't give a fuck except for its diehard supporters, and most of them tend to conglomerate in their own communities. You are literally fighting against a blight that everyone else stopped caring about.

 

[Gensdupays]

Mainly because they break what 4chan calls General Rule 15. I don't want to let horsefuckers win, basically.

Everyone laughs at you as much if not more than they laugh at them.

 

[Justlurkin]

Mainly because they break what 4chan calls General Rule 15. I don't want to let horsefuckers win, basically.

Well /mlp/ just won the 4chan cup and celebrate since Sunday so that failed.


That's the funny thing, almost all the "horsefuckers" are on /mlp/, yet you go anywhere but there. So you're annoying more non MLP fans for the single stealthposter with your shit. Horsefuckers "win" by DEFAULT when you post.


Fuck for a while I thought you were a crazy stealth /mlp/ troll but between how long you've been doing this and that TV Tropes/DA page showing your Barney Obsession you're pretty much legit, and to me you're more spergy than Chris Chan, since at least Chris spends his days playing vidya and not mentally hurting himself.

 

[Gensdupays]

He claims to only go on /mlp/ in order to "search for stealth images."

Honestly one of the funniest parts of him so far is that he thinks he can be a regular member here and not constantly get shit for being typical him. He's obsessed with his image as well, and hates the idea he's not a savior.

I'm kind of interested, @x86x2 : what other shows are "Barneyshit" to you? If someone were to say, play one of these in the same room as something you enjoyed, would you consider it a conspiracy to ruin your enjoyment of that thing?

 

[JustPassingThrough]

Apparently if @x86x2 misses a pony thread he will happily go and shitpost on /v/ about it.