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wow
Just... wow
On this day I feel truly blessed to read that string of words describing coloring books for toddlers. gg, @x86x2
Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
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wow
Just... wow
On this day I feel truly blessed to read that string of words describing coloring books for toddlers. gg, @x86x2
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I wish someone would embed the Barney theme on this thread just for the Barneyfag's account.
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Nah just change his forum skin to a purple and green hellscape that looks straight out of 90s geocities.
The barney theme can even be a MIDI.
Gensdupays
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1851 times, all from one guy, one relentless sperg on a mission.
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I was wondering why the Barneyfag suddenly had a jump in posts. I'm... uhhhh... kinda not surprised.
Unless it's mrz.
Do you hate all modern music because Justin Bieber was associated as a top artist at some point? Do you hate all modern films because Transformers was a box office success once a long time ago? Do you hate Google Image Search because it can bring up Barney pics?
I don't like using the Tumblirism of "triggered" because I generally think it's bullshit, but dude, you are triggered waaaaay too fucking much by some purple dinosaur costume.
This kinda goes back to what we've been saying before, but different people have different tastes. Get over it.
Oh, but all in all, @x86x2, you should post something in your dA account that says that "Yes, I am Barneyfag, and this is my account on the Kiwi Farms." The mods take verification very seriously and you'll get a super exclusive club and a neat little tag right next to your name.
Dude, people have different tastes. Get over it. If someone told me to stop listening to my xi-on Touhou music even if he couldn't hear it I'd probably flip him off. Unless someone is watching something like Birth of a Nation because "It tells the wholesome truth of the human nature" then there is no case in which someone "shouldn't" be watching something.
Uhmmmm... the only answer that is ever appropriate to "Would you kill a guy?" is "No."
Unless it's mrz.
So lemme get this straight... you can't like these bands because... someone played Barney in the same room?
Do you hate all modern music because Justin Bieber was associated as a top artist at some point? Do you hate all modern films because Transformers was a box office success once a long time ago? Do you hate Google Image Search because it can bring up Barney pics?
I don't like using the Tumblirism of "triggered" because I generally think it's bullshit, but dude, you are triggered waaaaay too fucking much by some purple dinosaur costume.
But what if Jeffrey there didn't like Sesame Street? What if he thought it was infantilizing him and that anyone who liked it that was above a toddler was a degenerate and should be removed from society? What if he wanted to kill the creator of Sesame Street for creating such an abomination? You have to respect his feelings.
This kinda goes back to what we've been saying before, but different people have different tastes. Get over it.
Oh, but all in all, @x86x2, you should post something in your dA account that says that "Yes, I am Barneyfag, and this is my account on the Kiwi Farms." The mods take verification very seriously and you'll get a super exclusive club and a neat little tag right next to your name.
Justlurkin
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Hey, just spotted the thread.
Glad he finally got the spotlight he deserves, I met him many time on /co/ and he is as deluded as ever.
I checked the first page and I don't think this recap has been posted there:
And again, the number of time he posted that specific pic, just because MLP airs after barney on the canadian channel, is ludicrous.
Glad he finally got the spotlight he deserves, I met him many time on /co/ and he is as deluded as ever.
I checked the first page and I don't think this recap has been posted there:
And again, the number of time he posted that specific pic, just because MLP airs after barney on the canadian channel, is ludicrous.
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Being "scarred by Barney" is right up there with getting "PTSD from a water bottle," "getting a blowjob from a dog," and the ever topical 
Someone should compile a list of "Most Pathetic Things Admitted By Lolcows."
Someone should compile a list of "Most Pathetic Things Admitted By Lolcows."
Gensdupays
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2156 times. Christ. No wonder he's called "The Relentless Sperg." If you read his explanation here, he's obviously mentally ill. It would probably be worth it to cap some of the shit he says here to post when he gets triggered on 4chan. Revealing his identities tends to make him upset.Hey, just spotted the thread.
Glad he finally got the spotlight he deserves, I met him many time on /co/ and he is as deluded as ever.
I checked the first page and I don't think this recap has been posted there:
And again, the number of time he posted that specific pic, just because MLP airs after barney on the canadian channel, is ludicrous.
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Horse News just posted an article on Barneyfag that links back to this thread.
http://www.horse-news.net/2015/08/slaughterhouse-barney-journey-into.html
http://www.horse-news.net/2015/08/slaughterhouse-barney-journey-into.html
x86x2
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Wow. Just wow.
The funny thing is that amongst all that, the article didn't bring up the original mindset pic, which I took and led me to hate MLP in the first place..
I also find it funny that Horse-News thinks I'm part of the MLP fandom, when I'm really not. In fact, its association with Barney is what got me to start hating the show, and considering the amount of autism within its community, I think I'm gonna stay that way.
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That's a lot of irony right there.
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I think you're missing the larger point here.
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From the Steven Universe thread just now:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-universe-fandom.11597/page-15#post-900710
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-universe-fandom.11597/page-15#post-900710
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It's fine if you don't like Steven Universe, but that is a lame reason to dislike it. It's called the association fallacy, and you are committing it so hard right there. Not to mentioning showing your powerlevel.
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Don't bother trying to reason with him, he's thick as pig slop.
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Good point. I should really stop feeling sorry for these people.
Gensdupays
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I think Barneyfag just got confused at the Vonnegut reference, or maybe he was triggered that one time someone might have read Slaughterhouse Five in the same state as someone who was watching Barney. Regardless, his status as a shitposter is secure.
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You are, though. If it weren't for your association with the MLP fandom and Barney, nobody would even know who you are. That is your only significance in your life. They know nothing about you or your life, because you've done nothing but obsess about Barney. Fuck, they'll probably put Barney on your tombstone.