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Meowthkip said:
So, wait. You were merely in the same room as these guys watched Barney on a computer. Why not bring a pair of headphones and listen to your own music or whatever?
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I did, actually. I'd listen to Cannibal Corpse albums, albeit skipping a few songs here and there so I could time it so that the last song would end when each Barney episode would end. It made for some pretty interesting scenarios. For example, having "I Love You" start to play once I got to the breakdown of "Innards Decay". Of course, over time I started being able to acquaint myself with which episodes came from which season, so if it was a Season 1 episode, I'd listen to Butchered at Birth, Season 2: Tomb of the Mutilated, Season 3: The Bleeding, Season 4: Vile and so forth.

Gensdupays said:
Not only that, I think he's said before he could leave the room if he wanted. It makes his "forced to watch Barney" story less true.
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Ok, fine, I stretched the truth a bit there, but I felt it was easier to explain that way.
 
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x86x2 said:
I did, actually. I'd listen to Cannibal Corpse albums, albeit skipping a few songs here and there so I could time it so that the last song would end when each Barney episode would end. It made for some pretty interesting scenarios. For example, having "I Love You" start to play once I got to the breakdown of "Innards Decay". Of course, over time I started being able to acquaint myself with which episodes came from which season, so if it was a Season 1 episode, I'd listen to Butchered at Birth, Season 2: Tomb of the Mutilated, Season 3: The Bleeding, Season 4: Vile and so forth.
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Why not start with Eaten Back To Life? That's their best album if you ask me. But more on-topic, why even pay attention to the Barney shit? Was the computer linked to a projector or something?

Look, it's awful that you were lumped in with people who were legit mentally retarded, but surely there were more constructive ways to cope.
 
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PickleGuy said:
Why not start with Eaten Back To Life? That's their best album if you ask me. But more on-topic, why even pay attention to the Barney shit? Was the computer linked to a projector or something?

Look, it's awful that you were lumped in with people who were legit mentally retarded, but surely there were more constructive ways to cope.
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I listened to Eaten Back To Life occasionally. Pretty fun record, but not as brutal or devastating as Butchered, to be honest, although I will admit that Vile has a much better closing track. I dunno what it is with me, but I always had a thing for album closers.
You could say it was a more sickening curiosity of how far, how much they'd play this Barney shit before they'd realize that enough was enough. It seemed as if that weren't the case, though. They pretty much played that shit through my whole senior year. It fucking sucked. There were multiple computers in this room. One of them had a projector attached to it. The other computer off to the side is where they'd drop the retards in front of Barney. During my second semester, they started playing dadrock concerts for this student with locked-in syndrome, in the same room as the fags watching Barney. These concerts included Pink Floyd's PULSE, Queen's Wembley Stadium concert, as well as others by Rush, AC/DC, Bachman Turner Overdrive, and so forth, and they were just ruined for me because now I think of Barney whenever I think of those bands, possibly as an effect of how they were trying to infantilize me. And yes, Barney was played on the projector computer at least once when the computer they usually watched Barney wouldn't work.
Even Batman the Animated Series was ruined for me, because on the last day that they were playing that shit, at the end of the day, they played an episode of BTAS (I can't remember which one) on the projector computer. I was just fucking done at that point.

Did I try to find some way to cope? Well, sort of. I watched the Animaniacs episode "Baloney and Kids" pretty much every day when I came back home from school, when my brother wasn't in the room, after which I felt cleansed. I can probably recite the entire episode from memory because of how much I watched it, which especially during the end of the year, seemed to be pretty much every day of the week.
 
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x86x2 said:
Ok, fine, I stretched the truth a bit there, but I felt it was easier to explain that way.
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No, you flat-out lied to make yourself seem less cripplingly autistic.
x86x2 said:
I listened to Eaten Back To Life occasionally. Pretty fun record, but not as brutal or devastating as Butchered, to be honest, although I will admit that Vile has a much better closing track. I dunno what it is with me, but I always had a thing for album closers.
You could say it was a more sickening curiosity of how far, how much they'd play this Barney shit before they'd realize that enough was enough. It seemed as if that weren't the case, though. They pretty much played that shit through my whole senior year. It fucking sucked. There were multiple computers in this room. One of them had a projector attached to it. The other computer off to the side is where they'd drop the retards in front of Barney. During my second semester, they started playing dadrock concerts for this student with locked-in syndrome, in the same room as the fags watching Barney. These concerts included Pink Floyd's PULSE, Queen's Wembley Stadium concert, as well as others by Rush, AC/DC, Bachman Turner Overdrive, and so forth, and they were just ruined for me because now I think of Barney whenever I think of those bands, possibly as an effect of how they were trying to infantilize me. And yes, Barney was played on the projector computer at least once when the computer they usually watched Barney wouldn't work.
Even Batman the Animated Series was ruined for me, because on the last day that they were playing that shit, at the end of the day, they played an episode of BTAS (I can't remember which one) on the projector computer. I was just fucking done at that point.

Did I try to find some way to cope? Well, sort of. I watched the Animaniacs episode "Baloney and Kids" pretty much every day when I came back home from school, when my brother wasn't in the room, after which I felt cleansed. I can probably recite the entire episode from memory because of how much I watched it, which especially during the end of the year, seemed to be pretty much every day of the week.
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They weren't trying to infantilize you. They were trying to provide for the kids who were literally on the same level as the intended audience AND provide something interesting for the ones who weren't. You're just so dumb that you can't ignore Barney being on.
 
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x86x2 said:
I did, actually. I'd listen to Cannibal Corpse albums, albeit skipping a few songs here and there so I could time it so that the last song would end when each Barney episode would end. It made for some pretty interesting scenarios. For example, having "I Love You" start to play once I got to the breakdown of "Innards Decay". Of course, over time I started being able to acquaint myself with which episodes came from which season, so if it was a Season 1 episode, I'd listen to Butchered at Birth, Season 2: Tomb of the Mutilated, Season 3: The Bleeding, Season 4: Vile and so forth.
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So, you, personally, weren't forced to watch Barney, you could leave the room when you wanted, you had your own music to block it out, and yet you are still on this anti-Barney crusade.

I mean fuck, dude, the way you're so devoted to this cause makes it sound like it was a bit more like... well...

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Like this.
 
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Rin said:
No, you flat-out lied to make yourself seem less cripplingly autistic.
They weren't trying to infantilize you. They were trying to provide for the kids who were literally on the same level as the intended audience AND provide something interesting for the ones who weren't.
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If they wanted to do that, though, they would've put on Sesame Street which can do both those things. In fact, I'd pretty safe to say that if every instance of Barney I saw in there was replaced with Sesame Street, I wouldn't have as much of a problem with it. I might think it's odd, sure, but at least it's not fucking Barney. Sesame Street has actually proven time and time again that they can be relevant and actually amusing to people outside of its target demographic. I can't say I'm an active watcher of the show now, but considering what I've been through, I definitely respect the amount of effort that the writers put into making the show. Fuck, I remember that show had a song based off of Alice Cooper's "I'm Eighteen", an artist who I saw back in 2011. That was genius.

It seemed as if by playing Barney all the time and the other shit like Pink Floyd, Rush, Wreck-It-Ralph and Batman, it felt like they were trying to mock me, as if they were saying "Hey, you like Rush? Well, guess what, it's on the same level as Barney, so ha!"

Meowthkip said:
A clockwork orange
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The ironic thing is that Roger Ebert had actually given Barney's Great Adventure 3 stars, higher than that of his review of A Clockwork Orange, which he had only given 2 stars. Keep in mind, 3 stars is the lowest rating he can give to a "good" movie. So he considers toddlerschlock like Barney good, but a Stanley Kubrick classic he considers a mess. I'm not gonna state an opinion on him being dead now, I feel trying to state either side is gonna cause even more detractors.
 
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x86x2 said:
It seemed as if by playing Barney all the time and the other shit like Pink Floyd, Rush, Wreck-It-Ralph and Batman, it felt like they were trying to mock me, as if they were saying "Hey, you like Rush? Well, guess what, it's on the same level as Barney, so ha!"
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That makes literally no sense. I usually feel bad giving out "Dumb" ratings, but I genuinely think that your posts are stupid and bewildering when I read them.
 
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Rin said:
Then either a.) don't come here and talk about it, or b.) get over your Barney obsession. I would recommend b.), but I doubt either one will ever occur.
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Yeah. You're the one who came here, and made it so easy for everyone to find every little thing about you. Then again, you didn't follow the "Don't use a name you use somewhere else" rule, so why should I expect you to be smart? No one knew if x86x2 was the Barneyfag until you confirmed it. You were bragging about how no one would ever find your DOOM speedrunner account, but people found it.
 
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x86x2 said:
The ironic thing is that Roger Ebert had actually given Barney's Great Adventure 3 stars, higher than that of his review of A Clockwork Orange, which he had only given 2 stars. Keep in mind, 3 stars is the lowest rating he can give to a "good" movie. So he considers toddlerschlock like Barney good, but a Stanley Kubrick classic he considers a mess. I'm not gonna state an opinion on him being dead now, I feel trying to state either side is gonna cause even more detractors.
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quit being obsessed with barney you sperg
 
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x86x2 said:
There were multiple computers in this room. One of them had a projector attached to it. The other computer off to the side is where they'd drop the retards in front of Barney. During my second semester, they started playing dadrock concerts for this student with locked-in syndrome, in the same room as the fags watching Barney. These concerts included Pink Floyd's PULSE, Queen's Wembley Stadium concert, as well as others by Rush, AC/DC, Bachman Turner Overdrive, and so forth, and they were just ruined for me because now I think of Barney whenever I think of those bands, possibly as an effect of how they were trying to infantilize me. And yes, Barney was played on the projector computer at least once when the computer they usually watched Barney wouldn't work.
Even Batman the Animated Series was ruined for me, because on the last day that they were playing that shit, at the end of the day, they played an episode of BTAS (I can't remember which one) on the projector computer. I was just fucking done at that point..
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...ah, so that's where the original "things Barney has ruined for me" back in the TVTropes days came from.

Were they played at the same time, or were they just in the same room?
 
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