Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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x86x2 said:
It's most likely due to the fact that here, I had been trying to avoid it for the longest time and for the most part succeeded until high school came along and Barneyfags shit up everything.


I literally have not told a living soul IRL about what I do here, so nope. In fact, no one would even have a clue that I have a fixation on Barney at all.
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Why didn't you just leave the room when Barney came on? You mentioned that you didn't have to stay in the sped room a couple of times.
 
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x86x2 said:
I had been trying to avoid it for the longest time and for the most part succeeded until high school came along and Barneyfags shit up everything.
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Did you not have homework or friends or video games or porn or literally anything else to think about? Was your mind just permanently fixated on Barney?

I mean, shit dude, you said you're in college. That means you have to be roughly the same age as I am, and there was a lot of shit that I could do to kill time in high school rather than care about what the special ed kids watched.
 
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Conrix said:
He probably fapped to Barney porn during high school.
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When he talks about that retard who would watch Barney on YouTube, I believe that HE was actually that retard.

He just can't face the reality of it so has made up an alternate reality where he was horrified by watching the retard watching it.

Meanwhile, it was him all along.
 
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AnOminous said:
When he talks about that exceptional individual who would watch Barney on YouTube, I believe that HE was actually that exceptional individual.

He just can't face the reality of it so has made up an alternate reality where he was horrified by watching the exceptional individual watching it.

Meanwhile, it was him all along.
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Hence why I think he wants to gobble Barney's purple dino nuggies.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact he threatened to attack the cast members of Barney or him WANTING to be a 4chan mod.
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Honestly, I'd have to go with the first one. Him wanting to be a 4Chan mod/janitor is more funny given his moronic internet behavior. Him wishing death on real people though... Yeah, that's not so much funny as it is "What the fuck, man?" material.
 
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x86x2 said:
It's most likely due to the fact that here, I had been trying to avoid it for the longest time and for the most part succeeded until high school came along and Barneyfags shit up everything.
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So now you're doing the opposite and immersing yourself in all things Barney.

That can't be enjoyable for you.
 
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Adamska said:
I wonder what'd happen if he got permabanned there? No, seriously, I am quite curious on how badly his mind would degrade should a sitewide ban stick.
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I doubt they'd ban him seeing as how much entertainment he provides.
 
Deathfromabove said:
I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact he threatened to attack the cast members of Barney or him WANTING to be a 4chan mod.
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He's also threatened voice actors who've had bit parts on the show. That's probably the most disturbing part to me.
 
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Conrix said:
I proposed a version of the Necrons for Revved in the Sperghamer 40,000 thread. Imagine an entire race of Doom Revenants with laser rifles who are literally so triggered by a cosmic Barney that they keep prematurely aging and dying (the cosmic radiation is helping that right along too), so they had to put themselves into skeleton robots to live on. And they're still triggered by Barney like 69 millenia after they had killed him with the biggest, baddest, edgiest superweapon they could build.
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Ha, again, that's pretty funny.

Rin said:
See, the thing that gets to me about this is the way that he refers to Barney as "he." It's clear that it's specifically the character he's thinking of, instead of the whole franchise.

You do know that Barney isn't actually real, right? *yawn*
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I know he's not real, but it's hard to refer it to anything else given that's the name of the franchise AND the main character.

Sanae Kochiya said:
Did you not have homework or friends or video games or porn or literally anything else to think about? Was your mind just permanently fixated on Barney?

I mean, shit dude, you said you're in college. That means you have to be roughly the same age as I am, and there was a lot of shit that I could do to kill time in high school rather than care about what the special ed kids watched.
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Yeah, I TRIED thinking about other things to try and block it out, but it would be inevitable, because it just seemed I was put in a Groundhog Day scenario where I'd go to school the next day and be greeted with Barney's haunting visage when I entered that room.

TheProdigalStunna said:
I'm curious as to how @x86x2 qualifies what is and isn't "Barneyshit." He seems to indicate that just a few degrees of separation by the most petty connections can absolutely ruin a piece of media, a person, or an entire state for him. Let's try out his beloved Doom.

The film version of Doom starred Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Johnson has appeared in Wizards of Waverly Place
The Wizards of Waverly Place stars Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez appeared in season 7 and 8 of Barney.
Ergo, Doom is Barneyshit
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Doom is a shitty movie anyway, so I don't really endorse actually watching it. No sane Doom fan like me actually gives a shit about the movie.

AnOminous said:
When he talks about that exceptional individual who would watch Barney on YouTube, I believe that HE was actually that exceptional individual.

He just can't face the reality of it so has made up an alternate reality where he was horrified by watching the exceptional individual watching it.

Meanwhile, it was him all along.
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Nah, never happened. I can tell you the names of these fags, and there are more than 1, there were at least 7. I can't be 7 people at the same time, you know.

Ravana said:
Okay, Barney's bad. Got it. But what's your stance on Baby Bop and yellow dinosaur I can't be bothered to google the name of?
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You mean BJ? Yeah, nope. They're both equally cancerous, especially Riff whose voice actress now works on Steven Universe. I actually wanted to watch that show when it came out, but perhaps it being associated with Barney actually saved me from associating myself with that cancerous fanbase.
 
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x86x2 said:
Yeah, I TRIED thinking about other things to try and block it out, but it would be inevitable, because it just seemed I was put in a Groundhog Day scenario where I'd go to school the next day and be greeted with Barney's haunting visage when I entered that room.
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Yes, every time you looked it up on YouTube and clicked play.
 
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