Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Jewelsmakerguy]

(No, not when you're boss is around)

Spoiler: I'm sorry but also kinda not really, this is what x86x2 is REALLY into

I can totally see that happening, but I know he's going to deny it.

 

[Conrix]

To be fair, that was kind of the case so I could report back to say that this was what was happening throughout that year, just to prove that it happened and that it had happened for as long as it did.

So you only did it so you could present yourself as a martyr of some sort? Why didn't you just say that you felt that there was a problem as it was going on? Did you ever once go up to the teacher in charge of watching you and other sped kids and complain?

So now I'm imagining what was going on in his head then - he watched Barney with all the other speds and enjoyed it, then when he realized that it was aimed at toddlers, he started this Hate Quest and used his time watching Barney with the speds to make himself into some kind of autistic martyr figure.

 

[x86x2]

So now I'm imagining what was going on in his head then - he watched Barney with all the other speds and enjoyed it, then when he realized that it was aimed at toddlers, he started this Hate Quest and used his time watching Barney with the speds to make himself into some kind of autistic martyr figure.

No, I knew that shit was aimed at toddlers when I had started first grade, and since then I had tried to avoid it until I was caught into the unavoidable bullshit plague brought on by the autists that drove me to be like this.

 

[Gensdupays]

Why isn't your hatred for Everybody Loves Raymond instead, considering that the "bullshit plague brought on by autists" was, on your own admission, just one of many things that they watched?

Just curious: why do you come back here? Do you think we're all secretly Barneyfag autist no hopers that are trying to lead you off your Hate Quest's ultimate goal?

 

[Ruin]

No, I knew that shit was aimed at toddlers when I had started first grade, and since then I had tried to avoid it until I was caught into the unavoidable bullshit plague brought on by the autists that drove me to be like this.

This is probably really obvious but you do realize you can fix every single problem you have in your life by not caring and moving on right?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This is probably really obvious but you do realize you can fix every single problem you have in your life by not caring and moving on right?

Pretty sure he doesn't know that little tidbit.

 

[Ruin]

Pretty sure he doesn't know that little tidbit.

I'm confused as to what exactly his endgame is. Barney has been canceled for years and he's now in college. What exactly is he trying to accomplish? I know he's autistic as fuck but even other tards have clearer motives, Chris wants a lesbian sweetheart and ADF wants his balls cut off. This is one of the first cows who's motives are completely incomprehensible to me.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm confused as to what exactly his endgame is. Barney has been canceled for years and he's now in college. What exactly is he trying to accomplish? I know he's autistic as fuck but even other tards have clearer motives, Chris wants a lesbian sweetheart and ADF wants his balls cut off. This is one of the first cows who's motives are completely incomprehensible to me.

To make sure nobody ever enjoys Barney ever?

 

[x86x2]

Why isn't your hatred for Everybody Loves Raymond instead, considering that the "bullshit plague brought on by autists" was, on your own admission, just one of many things that they watched?

Barney was what I saw the most. It wasn't just one guy watching that shit, it was seven. 7 disgusting Barneyfags who still worship a shitty toddlers' show. If they had just watched it at home, they'd still be nonetheless, but at least no one would know about it. Nope, Barney 2 hours each day, and display it loud and proud to everyone else in the school that they're the ones that get to use YouTube, ironically just to play Barney instead of using it for something that IS actually educational.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Barney was what I saw the most.

If there's anything more desperate than a lost cause is a lost masochist. Watching a show you hate to make a point, wow, we have the powerlevel rating for a reason.

 

[Gensdupays]

Barney was what I saw the most. It wasn't just one guy watching that shit, it was seven. 7 disgusting Barneyfags who still worship a shitty toddlers' show. If they had just watched it at home, they'd still be nonetheless, but at least no one would know about it. Nope, Barney 2 hours each day, and display it loud and proud to everyone else in the school that they're the ones that get to use YouTube, ironically just to play Barney instead of using it for something that IS actually educational.

If they truly were at the mental age of toddlers, then the show was educational.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Maaaaaaaan...

Is it time this thread got tagged, and should it be the first 'WARNING: TRIGGERCOW" tag ever used?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm confused as to what exactly his endgame is. Barney has been canceled for years and he's now in college. What exactly is he trying to accomplish? I know he's autistic as fuck but even other tards have clearer motives, Chris wants a lesbian sweetheart and ADF wants his balls cut off. This is one of the first cows who's motives are completely incomprehensible to me.

I don't blame you, guy's been saying a bunch of nothing every time he posts. He dodges questions and when he does answer them, they're underneath a layer of autism and blind rage.

To make sure nobody ever enjoys Barney ever?

Isn't the general consensus that most adults either dislike or flat out just don't care for the purple dinosaur as it is?

 

[Bugaboo]

In programs for autistic children in my area they use Ths Big Bang Theory as a teaching tool because they get children to point out Sheldon's behavior and why the other characters don't like it.
Except they showed that to the higher functioning children, they probably use Barney as a tool for teaching lower functioning children/teens because that's on their mental level and if they showed them Big Bang they wouldn't understand and Barney teaches the really basic stuff that they have trouble figuring out themselves

 

[x86x2]

Isn't the general consensus that most adults either dislike or flat out just don't care for the purple dinosaur as it is?

Pretty much, and I wanted to make sure that were would be no exceptions to this shit. No one should be a fan of this in their 20s and no one should waste time or effort into bringing it back. Shit like this autism:

This guy's also planning a podcast on children's media and what do you know, the first thing he's gonna do is a 3-PART ESSAY on the rise, fall and possible rebirth of Barney.

 

[Gensdupays]

Pretty much, and I wanted to make sure that were would be no exceptions to this shit. No one should be a fan of this in their 20s and no one should waste time or effort into bringing it back. Shit like this autism:

This guy's also planning a podcast on children's media and what do you know, the first thing he's gonna do is a 3-PART ESSAY on the rise, fall and possible rebirth of Barney.

If you're trying to convince me that he's some dumb autist, you've failed miserably. He's better at explaining his reasoning for doing things than you are and is justified in his views because he's clearly thought about them and backed them up with stuff beyond his own little world. He's certainly more mentally fit than you.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

You fucked Barney's ass bloody we get it Revved, and wasn't satisfied.

Please move on.

I need a doctor. For god sakes, get us a frozen plasma pack.

 

[Bugaboo]

What are these "Barneyfags" doing to you? They're not invading other corners of the internet like Bronies, they keep to themselves and don't seem to stir up shit.

 

[Conrix]

If you're trying to convince me that he's some dumb autist, you've failed miserably. He's better at explaining his reasoning for doing things than you are and is justified in his views because he's clearly thought about them and backed them up with stuff beyond his own little world. He's certainly more mentally fit than you.

Not to mention the writer of that piece who @x86x2 took an autistic shit on actually seems to care about people besides himself and sees what Barney represents to children and those with the mental capacity of children, even if he's outgrown the show. Whereas @x86x2 wants Barney destroyed - despite the toddlers and severely mentally handicapped who enjoy the show - simply because our skeletal friend can't stand the face of a purple dinosaur.

 

[Keerakh]

I'm not even a big NIN fan. I mean, I appreciate what they do, but I never really got into them.


Well, thanks for the book suggestion, at least.
As for things that have challenged me, not really. Nothing really profound really gets me, tbh, probably because the amount of Barney I've witnessed has basically managed to drain any strong emotions I have to begin with, except for maybe anger.
What's the point in questioning profoundness when there will just be Barneyfags out there to drag this world down?

What makes you think at most 100 people could bring the world down you mental parasite