Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[meatslab]

Are you seriously asking for the lore and logic behind the babyface of a sun and four colored living beanie babies?

Tell me, are you going to talk to us next about how the engines in Thomas the Tank Engine reproduce? Maybe talk about the civil rights of Muppets in Sesame Street?

This is a show aimed for motherfucking 3-year-olds. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD LORE MEANS.

This is just as funny as the article on Wikipedia about the Carvel ice cream company using the term "lore" to describe Cookiepuss' history.

 

[Adamska]

Where do I begin with Teletubbies? Ok, first off, there's just a lot of shit that doesn't make fucking sense, like the goddamn sunbaby or the fucking TVs in their goddamn bellies. All I get is that their shit is all powered by wind energy or some shit, but I'm not sure how they can project images onto their goddamn stomachs unless it's shown that they have electrical components inside of them, in which case, why the fuck are they eating custard? Isn't food supposed to be bad for circuit chips? And for some reason, whenever they do the segments with the TV bellies, they decide to watch it again. Why? It's literally the same shit you just watched, why would you want to watch the same thing twice in a row. Whatever bullshit lore they're to establish in this piece of shit, they fail because they don't explain it well enough.
It's bad enough that this repetitive, monotonous series went on for 365 episodes, but they're making more apparently, and they look just as horribly disfigured as they did in the past. This was a thing that did not deserve to exist. It deserves to be erased.

Oh, and apparently Tomie didn't appear in just one episode of Barney, he appeared in 3, one of them centering around a conflict, which many people claim the show lacks, but unfortunately, they didn't even handle THAT properly.
Anyways, I don't outright hate him, because I know the guy is clearly capable of doing better, given the fact that he had a few books that showed up before on Reading Rainbow, definitely one of my favourite PBS series as a kid, so I'm merely disappointed instead of hating him outright.

So you hate the show for what is essentially retarded nitpicks, and the fact that you put all this thought into something you hate still tells me you loved watching it. Mainly because putting so much effort into learning about something you think is bad don't make no sense. It'd be like if I decided to learn about all the lore of Twilight even though I find the books and movies not worth my time.

Really, a more reasonable complaint that'd hold a bit more value is that it lacks quality education elements for the age group, unlike say Barney. Oh snap.

And again, I see far more stuff from Bronies and other current gen animation spergs rather than Barney. Your statements hold less water than Jonathan Mack Sweet's thoughts on Liberalism.

 

[Gensdupays]

He's complaining about the "lore" of Teletubbies. Christ.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

He's complaining about the "lore" of Teletubbies. Christ.

If there's anything below the ocean floor where one would typically succumb to pressure of autism I'd like to know, because I'm trying to process what level of 'bottom' X86X resides.

 

[Meowthkip]

Where do I begin with Teletubbies? Ok, first off, there's just a lot of shit that doesn't make fucking sense, like the goddamn sunbaby or the fucking TVs in their goddamn bellies. All I get is that their shit is all powered by wind energy or some shit, but I'm not sure how they can project images onto their goddamn stomachs unless it's shown that they have electrical components inside of them, in which case, why the fuck are they eating custard? Isn't food supposed to be bad for circuit chips? And for some reason, whenever they do the segments with the TV bellies, they decide to watch it again. Why? It's literally the same shit you just watched, why would you want to watch the same thing twice in a row. Whatever bullshit lore they're to establish in this piece of shit, they fail because they don't explain it well enough.
It's bad enough that this repetitive, monotonous series went on for 365 episodes, but they're making more apparently, and they look just as horribly disfigured as they did in the past. This was a thing that did not deserve to exist. It deserves to be erased.

Oh, and apparently Tomie didn't appear in just one episode of Barney, he appeared in 3, one of them centering around a conflict, which many people claim the show lacks, but unfortunately, they didn't even handle THAT properly.
Anyways, I don't outright hate him, because I know the guy is clearly capable of doing better, given the fact that he had a few books that showed up before on Reading Rainbow, definitely one of my favourite PBS series as a kid, so I'm merely disappointed instead of hating him outright.

Sounds like you watched a lot of Teletubbies for somebody who's not a parent. How old were you when that show came out? Do you have any younger siblings? Why are you trying to inject real-world logic into a show aimed at literal babies?

Also holy shit, you're apparently a bigger children's book artist sperg than I am, and I've at least got the excuse of being an artist. Three times? I knew of the one. But of course you have watched enough Barney to know the exact number of his appearances on the show. I thought of it because I liked his books as a kid and I loved his art style. I brought it up because I remembered that I liked his books and that he was on there and brought it up as a positive example of Barney doing something kind of cool on the program. I'm not sure what I was expecting.

I don't know how to respond to a raving manchild who obsesses over a purple dinosaur being disappointed in an accomplished children's book author and illustrator. I guess there's some stupid part of me that is trying to poke you until you produce something resembling a rational thought.

I wasn't questioning why they were called Teletubbies, I was questioning why they had the TVs in their bellies, like how the fuck they had them to begin with. And to people saying that "oh it's made for 3-year-olds", yeah, I know that, but that still doesn't explain the adult autists that like this shit as well. I haven't run into as many of them as I have Barneyfags, but they still exist, considering how I came across maybe 3 of them in high school, 2 of them also being Barneyfags. There is literally no reason for these people to be watching this shit. I'm gonna dissect this shit at the high school mindset I had when I saw this shit being played. If that was what was meant, then I have every right to criticize it the way I am doing right now.

Smoke some weed and then watch the Teletubbies. Maybe then you'll understand the appeal.

Honestly you could stand to mellow out, man. 420 blaze it fgt

 

[Adamska]

Honestly I'm getting tempted to write a troll fic involving this dummy and Barney doing naughty things. I know he'd get off on it, but really his denial is getting plain sad at this point.

 

[Meowthkip]

Hey, @x86x2 is this your car?

I think maybe you should get that tattooed on your lower back. It'd make a great tramp stamp.

 

[x86x2]

Why are you trying to inject real-world logic into a show aimed at literal babies?

Also holy shit, you're apparently a bigger children's book artist sperg than I am, and I've at least got the excuse of being an artist. Three times? I knew of the one. But of course you have watched enough Barney to know the exact number of his appearances on the show. I thought of it because I liked his books as a kid and I loved his art style. I brought it up because I remembered that I liked his books and that he was on there and brought it up as a positive example of Barney doing something kind of cool on the program. I'm not sure what I was expecting.

I don't know how to respond to a raving manchild who obsesses over a purple dinosaur being disappointed in an accomplished children's book author and illustrator. I guess there's some stupid part of me that is trying to poke you until you produce something resembling a rational thought.

This was a high-school environment I was in, so I felt the need to try and rationalize and evaluate my thoughts with that of an 18-year-old's, given how that's how old I was when I was with these demented freaks of nature. I needed to try and figure this shit out so I could better understand and try to explain why it's shit. I should be surrounded by people who watch NOVA, not this fucking shit.

Also, I know Tomie DiPaola is quite an accomplished author, I know of his works, but anything Barney might do something admirable, they fuck it up somehow. For example, the video "Barney in Outer Space". The kids have an astronomy teacher named Mrs. Kepler, of course named after "Johannes Kepler", a very influential figure when it came to astronomy. When Barney and the kids were in the "spaceship", there was a NASA astronaut that came to visit them and show them footage of the moon landing. But then they fuck it up by visiting a fake planet to find some girl and a "Tickle Tree". Way to completely marginalize the budget and research that NASA does to unleash breakthroughs in modern astronomy, Barney.

I know Magic School Bus wasn't necessarily the most realistic when it came to this topic either, but at least they had that Producer segment at the end of each episode that told us what was real and what wasn't. Even the CD-ROM games made this clear, like how a normal kid wouldn't be interested in space travel because real space travel wouldn't have all the visual gags that the game includes.

tl;dr, Barney really needs to get its shit together.

 

[Rin]

I should be surrounded by people who watch NOVA, not this fucking shit.

Then why were you hanging out in the sped class? You weren't even required to be there.

Also, I know Tomie DiPaola is quite an accomplished author, I know of his works, but anything Barney might do something admirable, they fuck it up somehow. For example, the video "Barney in Outer Space". The kids have an astronomy teacher named Mrs. Kepler, of course named after "Johannes Kepler", a very influential figure when it came to astronomy. When Barney and the kids were in the "spaceship", there was a NASA astronaut that came to visit them and show them footage of the moon landing. But then they fuck it up by visiting a fake planet to find some girl and a "Tickle Tree". Way to completely marginalize the budget and research that NASA does to unleash breakthroughs in modern astronomy, Barney.

wow, Barney tried to make space more exciting for little kids? And they made shit up in the process? How terrible. I bet you also cried when you found out Daniel Tiger wasn't actually a tiger.

 

[Adamska]

Yep, writing the troll fic now. Expect it when this fucking head cold is gone (fatigue sucks) and I'm done with tomorrow's class, since unlike you Barneyfag I actually give a shit about my schooling.

 

[Meowthkip]

This was a high-school environment I was in, so I felt the need to try and rationalize and evaluate my thoughts with that of an 18-year-old's, given how that's how old I was when I was with these demented freaks of nature. I needed to try and figure this shit out so I could better understand and try to explain why it's shit. I should be surrounded by people who watch NOVA, not this fucking shit.

Also, I know Tomie DiPaola is quite an accomplished author, I know of his works, but anything Barney might do something admirable, they fuck it up somehow. For example, the video "Barney in Outer Space". The kids have an astronomy teacher named Mrs. Kepler, of course named after "Johannes Kepler", a very influential figure when it came to astronomy. When Barney and the kids were in the "spaceship", there was a NASA astronaut that came to visit them and show them footage of the moon landing. But then they fuck it up by visiting a fake planet to find some girl and a "Tickle Tree". Way to completely marginalize the budget and research that NASA does to unleash breakthroughs in modern astronomy, Barney.

I know Magic School Bus wasn't necessarily the most realistic when it came to this topic either, but at least they had that Producer segment at the end of each episode that told us what was real and what wasn't. Even the CD-ROM games made this clear, like how a normal kid wouldn't be interested in space travel because real space travel wouldn't have all the visual gags that the game includes.

tl;dr, Barney really needs to get its shit together.

The Magic School Bus was aimed at an older demographic than Barney, 3rd-5th graders, who would have a better grasp on science than preschoolers who don't know how to read yet. It makes sense that the show for preschoolers would take some creative liberties to hold their attention, particularly with the whole "imagination" thing being a pervasive theme in the show and all. Wait, why am I even arguing with you again?

Right. So, you done a review of The Oogieloves yet or what? Chop-chop!

 

[Strelok]

This was a high-school environment I was in, so I felt the need to try and rationalize and evaluate my thoughts with that of an 18-year-old's, given how that's how old I was when I was with these demented freaks of nature. I needed to try and figure this shit out so I could better understand and try to explain why it's shit. I should be surrounded by people who watch NOVA, not this fucking shit.

Also, I know Tomie DiPaola is quite an accomplished author, I know of his works, but anything Barney might do something admirable, they fuck it up somehow. For example, the video "Barney in Outer Space". The kids have an astronomy teacher named Mrs. Kepler, of course named after "Johannes Kepler", a very influential figure when it came to astronomy. When Barney and the kids were in the "spaceship", there was a NASA astronaut that came to visit them and show them footage of the moon landing. But then they fuck it up by visiting a fake planet to find some girl and a "Tickle Tree". Way to completely marginalize the budget and research that NASA does to unleash breakthroughs in modern astronomy, Barney.

I know Magic School Bus wasn't necessarily the most realistic when it came to this topic either, but at least they had that Producer segment at the end of each episode that told us what was real and what wasn't. Even the CD-ROM games made this clear, like how a normal kid wouldn't be interested in space travel because real space travel wouldn't have all the visual gags that the game includes.

tl;dr, Barney really needs to get its shit together.

Wait you were a fucking Senior in highschool when this happened? Are you telling me you were so triggered by Barney at the same age this nation decides you should be allowed to vote and drive a car and buy cigarettes? Jesus Christ that's fucked up.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

This was a high-school environment I was in, so I felt the need to try and rationalize and evaluate my thoughts with that of an 18-year-old's, given how that's how old I was when I was with these demented freaks of nature. I needed to try and figure this shit out so I could better understand and try to explain why it's shit. I should be surrounded by people who watch NOVA, not this fucking shit.

How.
Many.
Times.
Do.
We.
Need.
To.
Tell.
You.
This.
Those.
Kids.
Were.
Special.
Ed.

Do you understand the difference between a normal kid and a special ed kid?

 

[x86x2]

How.
Many.
Times.
Do.
We.
Need.
To.
Tell.
You.
This.
Those.
Kids.
Were.
Special.
Ed.

I appreciate the haiku.

The Magic School Bus was aimed at an older demographic than Barney, 3rd-5th graders, who would have a better grasp on science than preschoolers who don't know how to read yet. It makes sense that the show for preschoolers would take some creative liberties to hold their attention, particularly with the whole "imagination" thing being a pervasive theme in the show and all. Wait, why am I even arguing with you again?

Right. So, you done a review of The Oogieloves yet or what? Chop-chop!

No, I'm not gonna review the Oogieloves, I'd feel like I'm stooping down to the Barneyfags' level since there are actual Barneyfags that have reviewed that movie as well and think it's garbage despite Barney not being any better.

 

[Mulligan]

I'd feel like I'm stooping down to the Barneyfags' level

You already talked about the lore to Teletubbies, You ARE at that level! There is no going back, you have passed go, now collect your 200 dollars faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

Then why were you hanging out in the sped class? You weren't even required to be there.

He probably was, though. He had some kind of serious mental problems that rendered him a sped.

Maybe he even actually WAS one of the retards watching Barney on YouTube. That would account for how hysterical he is.

 

[Conrix]

You already talked about the lore to Teletubbies, You ARE at that level! There is no going back, you have passed go, now collect your 200 dollars faggot.

He probably was, though. He had some kind of serious mental problems that rendered him a sped.

Maybe he even actually WAS one of the retards watching Barney on YouTube. That would account for how hysterical he is.

"No, I must kill the barneyfags!"
"No Revved, you ARE the barneyfags!"
And then Revved was a retard.

 

[AnOminous]

I know Magic School Bus wasn't necessarily the most realistic when it came to this topic either, but at least they had that Producer segment at the end of each episode that told us what was real and what wasn't. Even the CD-ROM games made this clear, like how a normal kid wouldn't be interested in space travel because real space travel wouldn't have all the visual gags that the game includes.

Magic School Bus too. Jesus Christ. You're just a fucking fount of autism on pretty much every kids' show ever, aren't you?

I guess that's because you rode the Magic Short Bus.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

You already talked about the lore to Teletubbies, You ARE at that level! There is no going back, you have passed go, now collect your 200 dollars faggot.

Now, now, I wouldn't say that.

At least the fanboys have the decency to watch a show they like.

Barneyfag here is obsessively watching and talking about a show that he despises.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Where do I begin with Teletubbies? Ok, first off, there's just a lot of shit that doesn't make fucking sense, like the goddamn sunbaby or the fucking TVs in their goddamn bellies. All I get is that their shit is all powered by wind energy or some shit, but I'm not sure how they can project images onto their goddamn stomachs unless it's shown that they have electrical components inside of them, in which case, why the fuck are they eating custard? Isn't food supposed to be bad for circuit chips? And for some reason, whenever they do the segments with the TV bellies, they decide to watch it again. Why? It's literally the same shit you just watched, why would you want to watch the same thing twice in a row. Whatever bullshit lore they're to establish in this piece of shit, they fail because they don't explain it well enough.

Have you ever considered the most logical explanation- It's fucking magic? Why don't you pay more attention to your stupid kid shows? Also why the fuck are you still going on about this? Have you ever considered obsessing over something else that doesn't involve Barney and kids shows of its ilk?

Also,

I was a thing that did not deserve to exist. I deserve to be erased.

FIFY.