Leftist Memes - Or lack thereof...

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

"Please stop saying I'm an extremist for wanting to violently instate socialism."

Huh, weird. See I read “Please, shoot me. I rape children.” But what you said makes way more sense.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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If someone could translate this commie gobbledygook for me, that'd be great.

This is communist fedposting.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

New thread idea: rentoids complaining about landlords.

 

[round robin]

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New thread idea: rentoids complaining about landlords.

Rentoids complaining that a stranger won't let them live in their house for free. Ya hate to see it.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Rentoids complaining that a stranger won't let them live in their house for free. Ya hate to see it.

You’d think renting is pure feudalism the way these people talk about it. They can’t believe that landlords actually do any sort of property management and that they seize apartments that magically erupt out of the ground, rather than the idea that the landlord may have paid to have those apartments built for the sake of providing more housing at cheaper prices that self-ownership.

 

[Slap47]

Rentoids complaining that a stranger won't let them live in their house for free. Ya hate to see it.

In poor African countries like S. Sudan and Somalia there is little renting. You either live in a hotel or a shanty.
They succeeded where we capitalists have failed.

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[Troonologist PhD]

You’d think renting is pure feudalism the way these people talk about it. They can’t believe that landlords actually do any sort of property management and that they seize apartments that magically erupt out of the ground, rather than the idea that the landlord may have paid to have those apartments built for the sake of providing more housing at cheaper prices that self-ownership.

Even feudal lords weren't the dark lords commies think they were. If they pissed off their serfs, Knights, and other underlings they'd have an uprising on their hands. Uprisings were much more likely in the Medieval Era because people didn't have bread and circuses, and there was no surveillance-police state. It's the same reason why the American colonists rebelled against the Empire when King George is benevolent in comparison in to our rulers.

 

[Radola Gajda]

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Top picture: propaganda

Reality:

 

[Wormy]

If they pissed off their serfs

Nothing would happen.

How effective are hoes and sticks against composite armor and trained men with large cutlery again?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Sending political prisoners to jails doesn't radicalise the ordinary prisoners. If it did, the gulags would have been full of petty criminals yelling "Bozhe, Tsarja khrani!" and singing the March of the Drozdovsky Regiment.

Ironic coming from the people who think that Wrongthinkers should be jailed.

You’d think renting is pure feudalism the way these people talk about it. They can’t believe that landlords actually do any sort of property management and that they seize apartments that magically erupt out of the ground, rather than the idea that the landlord may have paid to have those apartments built for the sake of providing more housing at cheaper prices that self-ownership.

It has nothing to do with maintenance or any work the landlords do or don't do; and purely about "you should let us live here for free".

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Rentoids complaining that a stranger won't let them live in their house for free. Ya hate to see it.

They would quickly go from commie to "NO! This is MINE!" if the landlord moved a stranger into the rentoids spare bedroom. Why have two bedrooms when you can only sleep in one? That's veery bougie.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Nothing would happen.

How effective are hoes and sticks against composite armor and trained men with large cutlery again?

There were very few professional soldiers, and your male peasants were most of your actual fighting forces. Peasant uprisings had to be fought against with someone else's soldiers. Which, if things went south fast enough, will not actually make it to help the lord in question.

Also they were effective just... not necessarily always for the peasants actually fighting. If all negotiations fail and then your peasants got mowed down by better lead better equipped forces you look like an asshole to your liege and he has to bail you out because OOPS you killed your fiefs source of income.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Nothing would happen.

How effective are hoes and sticks against composite armor and trained men with large cutlery again?

Back in early 15 century there were Hussite wars .
Hussites were ProtoProtestants who revolted against catholic Church after their leader Jan Hus was burned as heretic.
Most of their armies were peasants using modified everyday farming tools as weapons..
They were really successful they took control of most of Bohemia and defeated multiple armies lead by Holy Roman Emperor And 5 crusades.
Hussite wars ended with Pope allowing freedom of religion in Bohemia as long as you were either Catholic or Kališník.


If peasants revolt and you crush them what you achieved?
You killed part of your workforce, taxpayers and Army.
In middle ages knights were only small part of army, most of army were peasant levies.
And Guess what peasants are revolting And your small profesional army is outnumbered by massive amount.

 

[Slap47]

 

[Jewthulhu]

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Ok, that's a good one. Are they learning?

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Has someone posted this already? I do not know, but every Shaun tweet deserves to be here.
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[Agarathium1066]

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Why'd he draw the gun without a magazine? No ebil maga chudlord would ever bring his firearm to bear without his extra super 60 round bump-stocked killbananaclip.