Legend of Zelda thread - Lorefags GTFO!

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Just because I'm well versed in the split futures doesn't mean I nesscierily believe it. Just because Naru and the other two goddesses were shown as humanoids in some installments doesn't nesscierily mean that they have physical forms and could instead be easily explained natural phenomena.


Your move, Polytheists....
 
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Just because I'm well versed in the split futures doesn't mean I nesscierily believe it. Just because Naru and the other two goddesses were shown as humanoids in some installments doesn't nesscierily mean that they have physical forms and could instead be easily explained natural phenomena.


Your move, Polytheists....
Aren't gods intangible by definition?
 
Just because I'm well versed in the split futures doesn't mean I nesscierily believe it. Just because Naru and the other two goddesses were shown as humanoids in some installments doesn't nesscierily mean that they have physical forms and could instead be easily explained natural phenomena.


Your move, Polytheists....
It could be explained by Deku Tree telling a story and Link just picturing whatever the fuck in his head too.

I get how 10 year olds and Nintendo autists might not imagine that though. They can't even imagine that maybe these are just games.
 
Wouldn't this mean Kokiri are just Native Americans of the Zelda universe.
I don't know about Kokiri, but Gorons are definitely blacks and Zora are definitely Asians and Gerudo are definitely Arabs. (i'd say they were jews but they literally used the Islamic symbol for them at one point)

Don't ask me what the bird people or tree people are I stopped playing when Zelda went gay.
 
Nah, because nobody have bothered to cut down their forest and chased them to the badlands of Hyrule.
That's what we need in the next LoZ game, urbanization of the lost woods, and Kokiri reservations with casinos.
I don't know about Kokiri, but Gorns are definitely blacks and Zora are definitely asians and Gerudo are definitely Arabs.

Don't ask me what the bird people or tree people are I stopped playing when Zelda went gay.
Birds are just another race of Asians . Like how Japaneses, Chinese, and Koreans are all asians.

At least if I remember right Bird people used to be zora and when the world got flooded turned into birds.

Isn't the tree people just kokiri.
 
That's what we need in the next LoZ game, urbanization of the lost woods, and Kokiri reservations with casinos.

Birds are just another race of Asians . Like how Japaneses, Chinese, and Koreans are all asians.

At least if I remember right Bird people used to be zora and when the world got flooded turned into birds.

Isn't the tree people just kokiri.

nah the ones that are literal trees and bark and shit.

they give you pieces of shit in the last zelda I think.

I guess that makes them Indian
 
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nah the ones that are literal trees and bark and shit.

they give you pieces of shit in the last zelda I think.

I guess that makes them Indian
That's what I mean if I remmebr right, they are just known as the kokiri in those games.

You even meet the deku tree in WW and see some of the tree people there. (I last played WW on the gamecube so I could be wrong)
 
Skyward Sword is a horrible origin story for the franchise and I die inside a little more every time I think about it.
Change my mind, spergs.

just ignore it and treat ocarina of time as the origin

it's all pretend anyways

That's what I mean if I remmebr right, they are just known as the kokiri in those games.

You even meet the deku tree in WW and see some of the tree people there. (I last played WW on the gamecube so I could be wrong)

Then I guess Kokiri are dot head Indians not feather head Indians.
 
Skyward Sword is a horrible origin story for the franchise and I die inside a little more every time I think about it.
Change my mind, spergs.
The timeline was always terrible and barely matters. It's better to think of the games as (outside of direct sequels) being separate stories with similar settings, characters, and themes. I've held this since before Skyward Sword.
 
just ignore it and treat ocarina of time as the origin

it's all pretend anyways



Then I guess Kokiri are dot head Indians not feather head Indians.
But if we ignore it, how would the timeline make sense. - Likely some Timeline Lore sperg

What if the Kokiri are both.

The timeline was always terrible and barely matters. It's better to think of the games as (outside of direct sequels) being separate stories with similar settings, characters, and themes. I've held this since before Skyward Sword.
It's for the best that people should ignore the timeline. Else the OoT CircleJerkers feel a need to explain why it is the best game, and how it all ties back to OoT and how you should worship the game.
 
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