Legend of Zelda thread - Lorefags GTFO!

[TV's Adam West]

Man I love the franchise. I remember playing the original game on the NES as a child and being blown away.
I just get fucking disgusted with what types of degenerates these games attract.

 

[THEY STOLE MY FORESKIN]

Water Temple in OOT. I hated it as a 14-year-old. I thought it was very clever when I played the game again 20 years later.

Most of the places where you think you have to equip and unequip the iron boots to get through you can actually just hold A and swim, I read this online years after playing and my mind kind of exploded

 

[Marissa Moira]

Most of the places where you think you have to equip and unequip the iron boots to get through you can actually just hold A and swim, I read this online years after playing and my mind kind of exploded

Yeah because the corridors will keep you from floating to the top.

Also the Max Gold Skulltulas you can get before timeskipping is 44.

 

[THEY STOLE MY FORESKIN]

Yeah because the corridors will keep you from floating to the top.

Also the Max Gold Skulltulas you can get before timeskipping is 44.

There's this fun glitch I found about some time ago, you can get infinite skulltulas right from the beginning https://youtu.be/qy7t37_n4bU?t=144

 

[Shining Wit]

What is the best dungeon?

Snowpeak Ruins is underrated as a dungeon. Hell, most of Twilight Princess' dungeons are good

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The first major reveal of BOTW 2 will be happening in one week at DPS 2021.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Hype.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The first major reveal of BOTW 2 will be happening in one week at DPS 2021.

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In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Hype.

I will fucking kill them and send them to hell myself if they decide to do 900 korok seeds again.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I will fucking kill them and send them to hell myself if they decide to do 900 korok seeds again.

Just collect like, 200 of them and forget the rest. And bring back your tits avatar.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Just collect like, 200 of them and forget the rest. And bring back your tits avatar.

It's too late I already did all 900 years ago.

I was looking for seeds all that time when in reality I was looking for a better game smh

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

It's too late I already did all 900 years ago.

Lol no you didn't stop making shit up.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Lol no you didn't stop making shit up.

You have no idea what horrors You'll unleash by demanding the truth.

It took me less time to gather all the blades in Xenoblade 2 and kill all the extra bosses and that was with sitting through all the gay ass gatcha animations.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I don't get why it's so hard for Zelda fans to just not fucking collect the seeds.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I don't get why it's so hard for Zelda fans autists to just not fucking collect the seeds.

I feel like you answered your own question.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Honestly, it feels like Nintendo were pulling a Yoko Taro there with the seeds; deliberately making the task a chore to do and with a not so fulfilling reward just to troll those who obsess over the completion % instead of everything else.

Seriously, only about half are needed to get everything of worth.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I haven't touched BotW in like a year lol.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I don't get why it's so hard for Zelda fans to just not fucking collect the seeds.

Let me tell you why, in the lower left corner there's a 100% counter. Seeds are worth a signifigant amount and make up around 72% of that 100% completion.

This is a series that got a major boost on the n64 with OOT and MM, what was also on the n64? Rareware games. What did Rare games usually have? a fuckload of collecting. It penitraited our genes remade us down to the atomic level, we must collect everything in a game and leave no stone unturned. Many have suffered through 100%ing DK64 and lived.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Let me tell you why, in the lower left corner there's a 100% counter. Seeds are worth a signifigant amount and make up around 72% of that 100% completion.

I don't get why autists feel the need to 100% a game they're not enjoying.

I'll always respect Nintendo for gifting them with a piece of shit for it, though.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I don't get why autists feel the need to 100% a game they're not enjoying.

Didn't your mother beat you if just got an A instead of an A+?

The one thing I'm thankful for is that S ranks are merely fiction and don't exist in real life.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Didn't your mother beat you if just got an A instead of an A+?

No, my family were more prone to beat me if I took part in the system not conform to it.

It's the difference between crazy militants and asians.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Let me tell you why, in the lower left corner there's a 100% counter. Seeds are worth a signifigant amount and make up around 72% of that 100% completion.

Man, you are obsessed with that percentage completion. Even though you get nothing really significant for actually doing it, and again, do not need to find every single secret in order to get the full experience. This isn't a Rare collectathon that you seem dead set on labeling it as.

Maybe Yoko Taro was on to something when he designed his games's sidequests and completion percentage.