Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

She might have retained a shred of dignity if she'd gone for a conventional length gown:
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but of course Lena has no concept of dignity so we got Bride of Chucky instead.

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Assuming this is in the UK so she's in a NHS hospital, private hospitals in the UK don't usually have an ER.
Probably the worst kind of a system for a munchie to try and take advantage of, she's going to find it the opposite of a private US hospital that would bend over backwards to enable her malingering behaviour.
In a nationalised system where there is no profit incentive to 'upsell' treatment/care etc she's going to have an uphill battle to get anything out of them.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that room with an overworked NHS junior doctor trying to placate this entitled hollywood attention seeker while they've got a queue of real patients to see to.
 
The fancy chair she’s sitting in, the suspiciously clean looking floor, walls and curtains, skirting board, TV on wall etc… that is DEFINITELY not an NHS hospital and certainly not A&E.

A&E departments are the worst places on earth. Which begs the question, where is she?
 
That's a dentist's chair.

Lena is seriously having a photoshoot at a BUPA Dental Care facility.

It does look like a dentists chair, but I couldn’t resist Googling private urgent care centres in central London (of which there are plenty, as long as you can pay), and some are kitted out with fancy electric powered chairs, by the looks of it. She’s definitely in a private facility, it’s too swanky to be NHS.

What’s funny, and very typical of private healthcare, is they don’t deal with acute or life threatening stuff. Only basic aches and pains.

From the Princess Grace Hospital Urgent Care Centre:

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If there’s something genuinely wrong with you, they defer to the NHS.

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One thing I genuinely love about the Farms: learning about things I either didn't think about or that aren't a part of my life (like the difference between private and NHS in the UK).

Regardless of where she is, posing like she's gonna be on Playboy on a medical chair is peak lolcow
 
Munchie photoshoot in urgent care, totally normal:
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I just realized that before going out to a private clinic for a pill-and-attention seeking date with her husband, Lena threw on a bloody Chanel mumuu and Chanel high heels. High heels. To the urgent care. Because you're in so much pain you need a doctor, but you're going to wear strappy high heels and no stockings there in December.
 
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