🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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Sir Benfro said:
Not to be that guy, but sometimes people do just fall in love. He's not exactly an oil painting (and must be pretty short too if Lena's 5'3") and it wouldn't be the first time that a couple who are still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship end up getting married quickly because they think it's forever. Equally it could all be for clout and to siphon her money while banging hotties on the side, but it's not impossible that he actually loves her and wants to be with her, despite her lardo status.

On the topic of his ex though, she was apparently at the wedding and Lena describes her multiple times as "Luis' favourite human" which just gives off mega red flags - who invites their ex to their wedding and still considers them their bestest friend, other than a dude who is clearly not over her? Maybe Lena is just his pandemic-depression-rebound episode and he'll wake up in 2022 and make a run for it.
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He's not an oil painting now.
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I wouldn't say early 2010s Luis was exactly stunningly handsome and on a level with Emma. But he was kinda good looking in that strung out indie rock way, and he was wealthy, friends with a lot of influential people, actively involved in seemingly cool music and nightlife projects and - with the promise of youth - seemed to have potential to actually blow up.

He also was known for having a couple of "muses" (hot-but-weird chicks). Emma was at his wedding because she's friends with all his friends, and for London's chattering classes having your ex along is breaking all the rules because you're so non-toxic that you can still be friends with your ex and it's totally not weird and awkward and tense hahaha right? (Especially since Emma and Luis have each other's names tattooed on themselves)

That's also why Lena made a point of mentioning her in the Vogue article to show how fine and non-threatened she is with Emma, who apparently spent a good chunk of time hanging out with Luis while he got ready for the wedding.

I hope Emma lands herself a handsome wealthy husband that really values her. It'd be hilarious if both Luis and Lena's exes both end up in happy marriages with hotties.
 
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Lena is still very well connected and occasionally gets opportunities way out of her league. She’s not hipster royalty like she was 2012-2014 but she could whine to Judd Apatow to get niche roles if she truly wanted. As to why Luis married her, when they divorce (it’s a matter of when, not if), Lena is wealthier than him so there’s financial security in a Lena Dunham that an Emma Chitty does not have and if you’ve been banging supermodels all your life, there are people who do get tired of prime rib, even if it’s a shitty cheeseburger from McDonald’s. I wait for the inevitable article she writes that throws him under the bus when they get divorced.
 
Reading the Vogue piece in context, the "best human" references sound like Emma was Luis' equivalent of a Best Man for the ceremony to me.
 
wellthen said:
Reading the Vogue piece in context, the "best human" references sound like Emma was Luis' equivalent of a Best Man for the ceremony to me.
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That makes it even sadder. Can you imagine getting married and your husband chooses his über hot ex to be his best man/human? Sure, people stay friends and sometimes even close friends after a break up, but yikes...
 
FuckDuckSeagull said:
That makes it even sadder. Can you imagine getting married and your husband chooses his über hot ex to be his best man/human? Sure, people stay friends and sometimes even close friends after a break up, but yikes...
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Maybe she's his booty call to cleanse himself from having carnal knowledge of all that flab that he just married.

By the way, we are hurting the Pig's feeling with our nasty comments (not Kiwi jus the Internet in general). https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/lena-dunham-slams-body-shamers-after-wedding-pics/
 
Baby Jane Hudson said:
By the way, we are hurting the Pig's feeling with our nasty comments (not Kiwi jus the Internet in general). https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/lena-dunham-slams-body-shamers-after-wedding-pics/
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God, those vicious Paglia comments about Lena just keep ringing true: "Lena Dunham has a lot of problems that have to do with body image that have nothing whatever to do with wider society. . . . The implied blame that if you find [Lena] ugly then you don't understand that [Lena is] woman as she is and you are a sexist."
 
FuckDuckSeagull said:
That makes it even sadder. Can you imagine getting married and your husband chooses his über hot ex to be his best man/human? Sure, people stay friends and sometimes even close friends after a break up, but yikes...
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If you're self-confident, it really doesn't matter. Your husband/bf could be surrounded by models and you know he's loyal to you and won't even give them a look because he really loves you for what you are.

But Lena's the most insecure human being that ever walked on this earth and all her shenanigans are simply coping.

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"What? Are you gonna say I don't look like these women? You wouldn't say that, would you? That'd be sexist, right...? Only *I* can say so.... that's right, I am ugly and fat and now feel sorry for me, tell me I am not different from these ladies, and give me attention."
 
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But one narrative I take issue with, largely because it’s a story I don’t want other women, other people, to get lodged in their heads is that I should somehow be ashamed because my body has changed since I was last on television,” Dunham continued. “Firstly ‘did Lena eat the cast of Girls‘ just isn’t a very good joke — I could punch that up for the Tweeter. Secondly, it’s ironic to have my body compared to a body that was also the subject of public scorn — an echo chamber of body shaming
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She's wrong, that's a hilarious joke and made me laugh harder than any jokes in any of the episodes of Girls I've watched.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
how can she be so big and have such a small tits? hahaha.
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She has a very classic A shaped body, or she would have if she wasn't a blob. When she was thinner and closer to normal weight, it was less noticable. You don't need huge tits to look good, if you know how to dress well (and god knows she had the money to get all the stylists and tailor made clothes..). Since her bodytype is "big hips small boobies" she looks even frumpier now, and it will not get any better as she ages.
 
To crib Paglia once again, Lena is just going to become more and more of an Andrea Dworkin-like asexual blob as she ages. I mean, she's already there, but she will get fatter and fatter and look even more slovenly, frizzled, and frazzled while insisting that everyone wants to fuck her and making up stories about flirtatious rapists.
 
BIG BILL HELL'S said:
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Fucking called it.
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for all her money, she couldn't get a bra without flipped edges that actually hid her nipples? c'mmon, she has no tits, she could've gotten pasties at least

also damn, her face has aged badly. i know 45yr old mothers of two, who have never been supermodels to begin with, who look less dumpy than her. this is what no muscle tone does to a mfer
 
I looked up both Lena and her husbands' net worth. Hers is estimated to be between $12 and $15 million while his is less than $200,000. Think she made him sign a pre-nup or was she too much in lurv?
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I looked up both Lena and her husbands' net worth. Hers is estimated to be between $12 and $15 million while his is less than $200,000. Think she made him sign a pre-nup or was she too much in lurv?
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I would imagine people like family (rich artsy type) have a family attourney who makes sure all the idiot offspring don't get hitched without one.
 
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