Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[StarkRavingMad]

Lena is 5'3" and her lowest weight was actually about 138 lbs. (BMI 24.4), it seems. She was not fat for a normie, but she was never practically emaciated like her co-stars Allison Williams (whose career is thriving) and Zosia Mamet, two women which for better or for worse have the current celebrity body type.
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Also, her extreme dieting and whatever other neurosis caused a lot of her hair to fall out, and she still looked weird when she lost weight (note how tiny Tracy is in comparison):
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The moron is making it sound like that dieting in of itself is what made her unhealthy.

She decided to lose weight by starving herself and drugging herself, and not by changing her obviously unhealthy views on food, or even trying to stay active.

It really isn't that hard to lose weight the right way, everyone. It's all about breaking bad habits and consciously making one good choice for your body at a time. Have a craving for something savory? Eat some nuts and whole grains. Have a craving for something sweet? Eat some fruit. Very hungry but want to control your portions? Eat something with protein. Bored? Then go work out instead of sitting on your butt, spending hours trying to look for something to watch on Netflix.

 

[Uncanny Valley]

Lena Dunham is married!

The Girls creator, 35, tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber, also 35, this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

Felber seemingly hinted at the special occasion early Sunday morning by posting the song "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies on his Instagram Story with heart and alien emojis.

Reps for Dunham did not immediately respond to PEOPLE's request for comment.

The actress first confirmed she was dating the English-Peruvian musician — known professionally as Attawalpa — during an interview with The New York Times, published in April.

"It's been a few months. I feel really lucky," she said at the time, before calling her beau "the greatest person I've ever met."

In June, she shared a series of photos of the couple on Instagram in honor of his birthday.

"Feliz Cumpleanos Luis," she wrote in her caption. "When I was 3 weeks old in downtown Manhattan, I had no idea a baby was being born in England (Winchester, no less!) who would rocket into my life — wearing a lime green polar fleece snood — and challenge so many of my beliefs about myself and the world with magical abandon."

Dunham continued, "Everyone who comes into contact with you — creatively, emotionally, accidentally — is lucky. But I am the luckiest, because that snood is now in our shared chest of drawers."

She concluded her tribute with lyrics from "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies: "'The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will be our year, took a long time to come.' Happy Birthday, Lulu."

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Dunham also gave her man a sweet shoutout on Twitter a few days prior to the birthday post.

"When I feel sick, my boyfriend makes delicious pasta & rewatches as much BoJack [Horseman] as I want, walks the dog & makes up songs about her face," she wrote. "In January, all I Tweeted about was how men are basically refried beans in human form. What I'm saying is, don't quit before the miracle, kids."

The couple made their red carpet debut in August, attending a screening of Zola at the Sundance Film Festival in London. Felber wrapped his arm around Dunham as they posed for photos at the event and, at one point, planted a kiss on her forehead as she smiled.

Lena Dunham Marries Luis Felber

Lena Dunham tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE

people.com

I'm a long time lurker of this thread and just masochistically recheck a few times a week when I'm sad to exponentiate my misery. But lo and behold no one ran to share the news. I honestly don't even know what to think, say, or feel. Just WOW. WOW. WHAT? HUH?

Is anyone else's mouth just agape? I'm utterly bewildered and trying to reassess everything I've once believed.

That face screams "If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are".

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

That face screams "If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are".

"That's some heavy shit."

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It's "cumpleaños", Lena. Not "cumpleanos". "Cumpleanos means it's the birthday of his anus. Lulu is also a female name, the pet name for Luis is Lucho.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Lena Dunham is married!

The Girls creator, 35, tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber, also 35, this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

Felber seemingly hinted at the special occasion early Sunday morning by posting the song "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies on his Instagram Story with heart and alien emojis.

Reps for Dunham did not immediately respond to PEOPLE's request for comment.

The actress first confirmed she was dating the English-Peruvian musician — known professionally as Attawalpa — during an interview with The New York Times, published in April.

"It's been a few months. I feel really lucky," she said at the time, before calling her beau "the greatest person I've ever met."

In June, she shared a series of photos of the couple on Instagram in honor of his birthday.

"Feliz Cumpleanos Luis," she wrote in her caption. "When I was 3 weeks old in downtown Manhattan, I had no idea a baby was being born in England (Winchester, no less!) who would rocket into my life — wearing a lime green polar fleece snood — and challenge so many of my beliefs about myself and the world with magical abandon."

Dunham continued, "Everyone who comes into contact with you — creatively, emotionally, accidentally — is lucky. But I am the luckiest, because that snood is now in our shared chest of drawers."

She concluded her tribute with lyrics from "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies: "'The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will be our year, took a long time to come.' Happy Birthday, Lulu."

Never miss a story — sign up for PEOPLE's free weekly newsletter to get the biggest news of the week delivered to your inbox every Friday.

Dunham also gave her man a sweet shoutout on Twitter a few days prior to the birthday post.

"When I feel sick, my boyfriend makes delicious pasta & rewatches as much BoJack [Horseman] as I want, walks the dog & makes up songs about her face," she wrote. "In January, all I Tweeted about was how men are basically refried beans in human form. What I'm saying is, don't quit before the miracle, kids."

The couple made their red carpet debut in August, attending a screening of Zola at the Sundance Film Festival in London. Felber wrapped his arm around Dunham as they posed for photos at the event and, at one point, planted a kiss on her forehead as she smiled.

Lena Dunham Marries Luis Felber

Lena Dunham tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE

people.com

I'm a long time lurker of this thread and just masochistically recheck a few times a week when I'm sad to exponentiate my misery. But lo and behold no one ran to share the news. I honestly don't even know what to think, say, or feel. Just WOW. WOW. WHAT? HUH?

Is anyone else's mouth just agape? I'm utterly bewildered and trying to reassess everything I've once believed.

Wow, he’s only 35 too? At least Lena found someone who ages almost as poorly as she does.

It looks like she is wearing a designer barber’s cape.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Holy shit, she went from normie homely to straight up uggo-territory.

 

[multiverse]

I've always thought that the whole Lena Dunham thing had to be an in joke for the elites - why else would such a homely, needy, crazy, talentless hack be praised to the heavens for her beauty, brains, wit, and style? Surely her social position must have been born of a bet made at one of the meetings of the global elite. There's just no other logical reason.

 

[Uncanny Valley]

She's been doing it for some time, but I'm gonna admit the thought of actually listening to it never crossed my mind, hehe. If it's available to me, I'm gonna try to check it and see how it goes... one night I'm ultra bored and semi-depressed, perhaps.

Anyway...

3 weeks ago:

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"Got the glorious chance to see my performing at All Points East Festival today. Thrilling watching you do what you were born to do @attawalpa. (Venturing out, mask on, in my @walesbonner tracksuit.)"

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3 weeks ago:

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“Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.” - Nora Ephron (I’m 35, but hey, I’ve always a been a late bloomer)

1 week ago:

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Madonna & Child. This one goes out to all the ladies treatin’ their dogs like kids and their kids like dogs (/ by @isywod)​

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Trying not to look at the ham hock in a bikini, I noticed she looks like she has wooden leg in this photo..

 

[thejackal]

Holy shit, she went from normie homely to straight up uggo-territory.

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Normie homely turns into ugly pretty quick in your 30s when you don't take care of yourself. It's all downhill for her now unless she starts building muscle and losing fat and cuts down the no doubt half dozen RX and other drugs she's on at any given time.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

The moron is making it sound like that dieting in of itself is what made her unhealthy.

She decided to lose weight by starving herself and drugging herself, and not by changing her obviously unhealthy views on food, or even trying to stay active.

It really isn't that hard to lose weight the right way, everyone. It's all about breaking bad habits and consciously making one good choice for your body at a time. Have a craving for something savory? Eat some nuts and whole grains. Have a craving for something sweet? Eat some fruit. Very hungry but want to control your portions? Eat something with protein. Bored? Then go work out instead of sitting on your butt, spending hours trying to look for something to watch on Netflix.

Yes, Lena basically flaunted eating <800 calories for a few months to cope with evil Drumpf or whatever other nonsense in some retarded slacktivist pseudo-hunger strike ploy for attention and is now enormous (I would love for her to post her actual fatty weight). She's clearly incapable of any healthy or moderate behavior.

If she ever does somehow slim down again, it's safe to assume some pharmaceuticals in the mix (Adderall, Vyvanse, Phentermine) or maybe just some good old cocaine. Ffs, she has a tattoo of pills on her hobbity foot and branded her neck with the word SICK, lol.

 

[Uncanny Valley]

Woof:
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Look at that bag of jello arm OOFAH!

 

[cactus]

It's "cumpleaños", Lena. Not "cumpleanos". "Cumpleanos means it's the birthday of his anus. Lulu is also a female name, the pet name for Luis is Lucho.

To be fair, if you don't type in Spanish, you probably won't know how to get the accented "N."

 

[Baby Jane Hudson]

That face screams "If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are".

She's got to have him hepped on roofies to get him to marry her. That or a promise of a big paycheck if he stays with her longer than a year.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

The guy mystifies me. He has that scruffy musician-look going for him and he's probably not entirely broke and he chooses this trainwreck? Of course, Lena won't give him accidental babies, so suppose she's a safe bet, with money pouring in from daddy.

Wanna bet this guy is fucking whores and thirsty hot groupies in his downtime?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Does she still bitch about white males?

 

[NoReturn]

It's "cumpleaños", Lena. Not "cumpleanos". "Cumpleanos means it's the birthday of his anus. Lulu is also a female name, the pet name for Luis is Lucho.

Happy anal fulfillment!

To be fair, if you don't type in Spanish, you probably won't know how to get the accented "N."

I've seen "anios" and "anyos" as a workaround as well.

 

[Umaibae]

RE: her weight, if MyBodyGallery is to be believed, she’s most likely around 220-230lbs.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

The guy mystifies me. He has that scruffy musician-look going for him and he's probably not entirely broke and he chooses this trainwreck? Of course, Lena won't give him accidental babies, so suppose she's a safe bet, with money pouring in from daddy.

Wanna bet this guy is fucking whores and thirsty hot groupies in his downtime?

As someone else mentioned, this is his ex, Emma Chitty, with whom he's collaborated quite a bit:

There are lots of Myspace-era scene pics of her hanging out with the likes of the Geldof girls and Adele and other UK musicians, socialites, models, etc., so she seems well connected.

So yeah, something ain't adding up here. Luis did a reverse Antonoff by choosing Lena as a wife. I'd love to know the truth about this situation.

 

[Sir Benfro]

So yeah, something ain't adding up here. Luis did a reverse Antonoff by choosing Lena as a wife. I'd love to know the truth about this situation.

Not to be that guy, but sometimes people do just fall in love. He's not exactly an oil painting (and must be pretty short too if Lena's 5'3") and it wouldn't be the first time that a couple who are still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship end up getting married quickly because they think it's forever. Equally it could all be for clout and to siphon her money while banging hotties on the side, but it's not impossible that he actually loves her and wants to be with her, despite her lardo status.

On the topic of his ex though, she was apparently at the wedding and Lena describes her multiple times as "Luis' favourite human" which just gives off mega red flags - who invites their ex to their wedding and still considers them their bestest friend, other than a dude who is clearly not over her? Maybe Lena is just his pandemic-depression-rebound episode and he'll wake up in 2022 and make a run for it.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Not to be that guy, but sometimes people do just fall in love. He's not exactly an oil painting (and must be pretty short too if Lena's 5'3") and it wouldn't be the first time that a couple who are still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship end up getting married quickly because they think it's forever. Equally it could all be for clout and to siphon her money while banging hotties on the side, but it's not impossible that he actually loves her and wants to be with her, despite her lardo status.

On the topic of his ex though, she was apparently at the wedding and Lena describes her multiple times as "Luis' favourite human" which just gives off mega red flags - who invites their ex to their wedding and still considers them their bestest friend, other than a dude who is clearly not over her? Maybe Lena is just his pandemic-depression-rebound episode and he'll wake up in 2022 and make a run for it.

Sure, but Lena also has a really disgusting, all-consuming personality and hyperfocuses on her many "illnesses" as if that's a cute little hobby; not even her former bestie and creative partner Jenni Konner could stand her narcissism and munchie behavior after a while. Lena truly sounds like a self-centered bore (a fat and ugly one to boot), and I don't see this lasting, but who knows. It should be mildly entertaining either way.

Though I have noticed from interviews that Lena can be very effusive and overly complimentary when she wants attention from someone. Maybe this dude just likes her ego-stroking and love-bombing tactics.