Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

I'm not a giants fan but obj didn't deserve to be targeted by her. The guy goes out of his way to be a positive person, avoid toxic behavior, and influence on and off the gridiron and the psycho wanted to tear him a new one because "everything is about herself, sex, politics, and her beliefs sex politics" in her eyes.

Those paintings are cringe and anatomically incorrect with no form and little color theory, btw. But what did you expect with the Dunhams?

Mods plz tag this as horrorcow/careercow or whatnot. I need a drink. :drink:
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Cross posting because apparently my random Lena anecdotes would be relevant now. She has a massive ego, that's the tldr of this thread and of her life.

oasys said:
Had to deal with her multiple times this year alone so I'm mad about it. She thinks very highly of herself. If she wants things a certain way it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. She is the type of person who will constantly make unfunny jokes to be "fun" and "a comedian", and her orbiters of course pretend to laugh and feed the delusion. She also regularly cancels shit last minute, like minutes before, which is hilarious because I just Google'd her and the first thing that came up was an article about her cancelling an appearance and encouraging people to take more sick days.
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Absolutego said:
Here's the bit in her autobiography, word-for-word, that got everyone in an uproar for obvious reasons:

As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaand, I'm out.
 
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Sailor_Jupiter said:
Do Lena and her sister have the same biological father? That is a really, REALLY big height disparity for full same-gender siblings... :\
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He looks like a cuck, with his sad looking face and standing inbetween Bruce Jenner and a chubby lesbian version of king Joffrey.

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$hady-Laydee said:
I'm not a giants fan but obj didn't deserve to be targeted by her. The guy goes out of his way to be a positive person, avoid toxic behavior, and influence on and off the gridiron and the psycho wanted to tear him a new one because "everything is about herself, sex, politics, and her beliefs sex politics" in her eyes.

Those paintings are cringe and anatomically incorrect with no form and little color theory, btw. But what did you expect with the Dunhams?

Mods plz tag this as horrorcow/careercow or whatnot. I need a drink. :drink:
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It should be noted that Odell later said in an interview he didn't intentionally ignore Dunham and didn't approach her because he didn't know who she was. Many on twitter suggested he ignored her because he knows she doesn't like black people, only sees them as sex objects, since Girls has no black people despite taking place in NYC.
It should also be noted Odell would rather propose to a kicking net than talk to her.
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Odell is in a relationship with a kicking net, his sexuality is far more progressive than hers.
 
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Sailor_Jupiter said:
Lena D. is the most horrifying and noxious of current living celebrities. :( Opinions on that? Honestly having trouble thinking of any more disgusting than her.
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Really? Off the top of my head...
Bill Cosby (allegedly)
Charlie Sheen (everything plus un-informed unprotected sex while HIV+)
 
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Bitch I Might Be said:
See, this is honestly what gets on my nerves about her. Not only does she think she can speak for every female between the age of 18 and 35, but for some unholy reason the rest of the internet and mainstream media seems to think this too. I've heard her referred to as a "millennial icon". Fuck off with that shit. I don't want some fat, rich, obnoxiously haughty pedophile to be my generation's Marilyn Monroe.
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She wants to be what the media decided Kurt Cobain was.

Pikonic said:
It should be noted that Odell later said in an interview he didn't intentionally ignore Dunham and didn't approach her because he didn't know who she was. Many on twitter suggested he ignored her because he knows she doesn't like black people, only sees them as sex objects, since Girls has no black people despite taking place in NYC.
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I still maintain Girls is realistic in this respect because even though the city has lots of black people, she has no black people in her immediate circle.

a_name_but_backwards said:
Really? Off the top of my head...
Bill Cosby (allegedly)
Charlie Sheen (everything plus un-informed unprotected sex while HIV+)
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Woody Allen (at best he had a sexual relationship with his wife's adopted daughter while she was in her teens, there are mountains of evidence that he molested his own adopted daughter at as 7, and is such a general shit stain that his own biological son changed his first and last names to remove any association with him)
Roman Polanski (current celebrity in the US is debateable, but when he was famous he drugged and sexually assaulted a 13 year old girl in every conceivable way, was caught and eventually pleaded guilty, then fled the country hours before sentencing and has spent the last 39 years living in France, Poland, and other countries that won't extradite him to the US to serve his sentence)
 
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day_man said:
Do you have any sources or quotes of her expressing her disgust with her sister, I'm actually curious.
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I'm looking for it, haven't found it yet - I remembered reading it at the time. It wasn't a quote from grace; it was a friend or family member saying that Grace was embarrassed by Lena blabbing stories about grace's childhood all over the place.
 
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Bout time she got a thread, holy fuck does she deserve it.

I'm super curious as to what kinds of horror stories the people on her show will have when it finally ends and they're no longer under contract to not say shit, because you know there have to be plenty. Given the fedora-tastic fit she pitched over a guy she found hot simply not talking to her I'll bet she's creeped on the guys involved with Girls, especially since she deliberately casts dudes who are all attractive (despite supposedly being all for body positivity and the like).

Btw I thought she added a token hot black guy when SJWs bitched about her show not having any black people?
 
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Oracle said:
Iirc she did and then made the whole thing about him being a black guy and how she doesn't see colour, or something? I don't watch the show but in general people didn't seem too impressed.
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I don't watch it either, I just have heard things here and there. It's funny that she aims it at a group notorious for being impossible to please. I mean I'm sure some of them still watch it so they can flick the bean to naked Adam Driver or some shit, but afaik good chunks of the SJW crowd have been bitching about her and her show since day one (though from what I've seen mainly because she's white and her show doesn't have enough black people, not because she's an insufferable asshole who molested her sister or anything actually worth bitching about).

The lefty rags love her though, both her and her equally gross buddy Amy Schumer.
 
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So this lady is the ultimate narcissist. She genuinely thinks she's hot and that everyone wants to fuck her. She brags about how she's fucked every man she's ever worked with (apart from that one conservative guy who RAAAAAPED HER), and can't go five seconds without getting naked.
 
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Oracle said:
Iirc she did and then made the whole thing about him being a black guy and how she doesn't see colour, or something? I don't watch the show but in general people didn't seem too impressed.
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Unfortunately my girlfriend watches the show so I've caught bits and pieces every now and then. They make a huge deal out of the fact the black guy's a Republican which puts a strain on their relationship and gives Lena another opportunity to get on a soapbox with her liberal political views.

Also, every time my girlfriend's been watching the show and I've been there Lena seems to get naked. I don't know if this happens every episode but it happens with horrifying regularity. I can only scrub my eyes with bleach so many times.
 
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