🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[behavioral swamp thang]

Holy fuck farmers, you HAVE to read her new memoir. It's fucking incredible and on spotify/libby I'm laughing and yelling at it out loud. These are my favorite parts.

- As discussed, her saying Adam Driver was in love with her and they almost got together, even when he was in a 6 year long relationship with a tall blonde 9/10. This goes on ad naseum
- Her going on about being forced to gain weight for GIRLS, but then in the same breath will talk about ordering cheesy potatoes and chocolate cake when filming wrapped.
- Her disdain and outright denial for being a nepo baby. Says shes thankful nepo baby wasn't a term at the time. Claims her parents were sometimes pay check to pay check, despite living in a 3,600 square foot apartment in Tribeca Manhattan. (I've looked up her dad's art, some pieces sell for upwards of 100k, ew gross) Said that just because someone's father has work in the MoMa doesn't mean they are a nepo baby. Admits her mom got her the GIRLS gig through knowing an agent who worked with some of the Cocoon actors or something like that. The nepo shit makes her absolutely seethe with insecurity.
- She moves CONSTANTLY. I swear she had moved six times from age 23-27. Usually for dumb shit like buying an apartment on emotion not reason.
- Admits she had an emotional breakdown working in the writers room. This is where she stuck a q tip in her ear and ruptured her ear drum. Had to have her DAD talk to the higher ups at GIRLS to accept that she would write by herself at home alone. At this point she's like 25, ffs.
- When she says she loved getting free clothes, even the ugly ones she had to throw away. Dude, all she does is wear ugly af shit lmfao

 

[mold]

I think she’s slightly, or a lot, insane

you people do not understand show business

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Lenas unwashed hair had the same quality as Russell Greer's; you can tell it's greasy and oily, but somehow it also looks dry and crispy? Damage from dyeing it?

She moves CONSTANTLY. I swear she had moved six times from age 23-27. Usually for dumb shit like buying an apartment on emotion not reason.

Everyone talks about the damage her dad did (and don't get me wrong, he's a fucked up pervert with terrible artwork), but you can really see her mother's hand in this. Lena talked in the past about how her family moved ever couple of years to fuel her mom's architecture/interior decorating ~creative drive~. Kids in general don't handle big life changes like a move very well, it interrupts their sense of stability and security, and it's clear Lena developed a fear of becoming too attached to places or things and then losing them, which feeds into her general anxiety and internal/external chaos.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her lower legs have sores on them, and it looks like they aren't healing, probably because she's fat and has poor circulation. She also appears to have razor rash on her thigh, which is understandable for a teenager who just started shaving, but less so for an almost-40-year-old celebrity. She could have worn leg makeup, sheer tights, anything. But nope, let's go to the Met Gala with visible unhealed wounds on our legs, how relatable!

I've had it up to here with your anti-junkie hate speech. Do better.