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Holy shit, he thinks there are multiple kiwi farms, and each has a different guy named pocket_sand.
This man is too stupid to be allowed out of the house.
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner II - Discussion Edition and Now With Less Autism (see the OP)
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This man is too stupid to be allowed out of the house.
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You mean Shaner should be put in a nursing home or asylum? He's about the right age and mentality for it
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That poor bastard. Now that he's replied, Shaner-brain is going to be as convinced that this dude is our Pocket Sand as that sped preacher guy with the doctorate from the Universal Life Church is convinced that Chris Chan is the person attacking him, not someone else using the name. Shaner's gonna REEEEEEE at him forever now.
I am starting to think that even the World Wide Web conforms to Darwin's theory of natural selection, quarantining people too stupid to absorb and follow it's standards and rules that these people are shunted off into obscure corners where they rant and sperg out to themselves and anyone else who will listen until they keel over and die, usually without passing their defective genes on. In the mean time, more successful Web users thrive and reproduce.
I am starting to think that even the World Wide Web conforms to Darwin's theory of natural selection, quarantining people too stupid to absorb and follow it's standards and rules that these people are shunted off into obscure corners where they rant and sperg out to themselves and anyone else who will listen until they keel over and die, usually without passing their defective genes on. In the mean time, more successful Web users thrive and reproduce.
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... It's going to be hell when he finds out Pocket Sand is a meme from King of the Hill and can be found on Youtube to be played. He's going to start thinking Mike Judge has a conspiracy theory to keep him banned off railroad tracks because trains were in an Episode of King of the Hill or Beavis and Butthead once.
At this point... I can't doubt that this may be a possibility. He's going after random Pocket Sands on Twitter, he's probably gone after the ones on Facebook (and we haven't heard of it), and Youtube is the next logical step. If logic can be applied here.
At this point... I can't doubt that this may be a possibility. He's going after random Pocket Sands on Twitter, he's probably gone after the ones on Facebook (and we haven't heard of it), and Youtube is the next logical step. If logic can be applied here.
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He really thinks there's more than one Kiwi Farm... the guy's not helping either by saying "that's a different user on a different forum" which to any normal person means "that's a guy on a forum going by Pocket_Sand!, and not my handle on twitter." To Shaner it means multiple Kiwi Farms with multiple Pocket Sands.
Is it just me, or is Shaner way funnier on Twitter than he is on FB?
Is it just me, or is Shaner way funnier on Twitter than he is on FB?
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What I think is funny is how the Pocket Sand maneuver would be something I could see Len flailing about and attempting.
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Sure, Len's the master of sockpuppets, This kind of thinking is right up his alley. I am certain he's going to be coming up with some kind of autistic theory and immediately spewing it to his effa-bee-aye contacts as a major fraudulent identity that he, Leonard Shaner the Second, cracked all by himself!
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I’m honestly surprised that we haven’t seen him following or hash tagging anything about wild squalls on Twitter yet...
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I find this recent Twitter sperging rather odd, since Lenny apparently already knows how @Pocket_Sand! looks like and that Pocket Sand is very obviously a completely different person.
In short, Shaner is a major tard.
In short, Shaner is a major tard.
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Does Len even realize that he's talking about a fictional character? Also, stay creeping, Lennay.
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It's my guess that LenLen has zero clue what she is talking about. Remember, this is the guy who was duped into believing that Hank Hill was one of the people discussing in the original thread, and he actually tried to contact Strickland Propane to verify this.
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There is no topic more serious than how fucking stupid Len Shaner is.
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Long time ago, first thread. It was during his cripplingly pathetic and retarded Doxathon. He also thought I was some manwhore from media somewhere if I recall.
Len based on his absolute failure to function is about one more fudge and no medicine away from a Type XIII Diabetic coma.
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I can't give you exact pages, but LenLen showed up in his original thread by around page 20 as I recall. The doxxing fiesta started around page 90 or so, and went to around 300. Kirby had him absolutely convinced that various KOTH characters were here discussing Shaner, as well as various video game characters. He tried calling Strickland Propane, Arlen Elementary School (for Peggy Hill) and a bunch of others. When Shaner finally figured it out, Kirby posted the chat logs somewhere.
Shaner is monumentally stupid, and gullible as all hell, he desperately craves "insider information" (which ironically is exactly what gets him into trouble in the RR historic preservation community) which Kirby as only too happy to supply. As well as Shaner thinking @Adamska was a news anchor, he was also 4 or 5 board of directors members from the CRR, and a host of others. If you haven't read the original thread, I highly recommend doing so. It's a major slog fest, but it really is Shaner at his absolute, most autistic best. Keep in mind, that Shaner was here as @The_Knight_Rider when he first showed up, and Null eventually merged Knight and Shaner's verified account together which can make reading it a little tough in places, especially where Shaner and Knight were talking to each other. And yes that is a thing Shaner does, log off one sock, and on to another to argue with himself...
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It's really quite funny once you know what's going on in that first thread as no matter how hard he insisted the two accounts were different people, he would always within 3-5 posts completely blow it and make it so obvious that they are the same person that a 7 year old kid online for the first time in his life would have told Shaner to stop being a lying sped within 1 page of posts here.
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I told Len, as a joke, that I was some dude named Steve Mallon; a name I had picked randomly that had some tangible relation to Colebrookdale, the railyard that he was slapfighting with at the time. Because Len is full blown stupid, he began stalking Mallon, posting pictures of his girlfriend and stalking them on their Facebook page. He probably believes to this day that I'm that guy.
Len, like many autists and egomaniacs, can never be wrong. So he holds onto dubious information as gospel on the off chance that it could be correct. The problem here is, he'll eat the shit thrown in front of him because he has no deduction or investigative skills. He'll shitpost a Facebook page to death and spam comments but he won't do two minutes of actual work to verify anything.
This is why you can fuck with Len forever and it will never get old. He's a fucking chimpanzee.