Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

True Story
One evening, my friend was standing along High Street in Pottstown, PA. Back in the middle 1990's doing what all young girls did then watching the hot cars ride up and down High Street. Len has or had I 'm not sure at this point if he still has the 1962 Willy's CJ-5 Jeep. He was stopped at the traffic light at High and York Streets, when my friend asked him for a ride to the Evans Street parking lot. He said sure I'll take you. My friend said she was dressed in Black short shorts and a White tank top with sneakers . Everything was nice, they became friends and then started to date, things when on for a long while until one night at the station parking lot when. Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

 

[ASU]

True Story
One evening, my friend was standing along High Street in Pottstown, PA. Back in the middle 1990's doing what all young girls did then watching the hot cars ride up and down High Street. Len has or had I 'm not sure at this point if he still has the 1962 Willy's CJ-5 Jeep. He was stopped at the traffic light at High and York Streets, when my friend asked him for a ride to the Evans Street parking lot. He said sure I'll take you. My friend said she was dressed in Black short shorts and a White tank top with sneakers . Everything was nice, they became friends and then started to date, things when on for a long while until one night at the station parking lot when. Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

Gosh, I wonder what happened next. I bet it was something like "Then Len saw a blue-armed Sonic and began shitting his pants in rage".

 

[Pottstown Pete]

Tell us more, @The_Knight_Rider! I always thought Len was the type to sugar his own churro, but this makes him sound like a real ladies man. Are you sure that's a 62 and not a 61 CJ-5? They look kinda similar.

 

[Zim]

Sir, I know you're only joking here, but please remember the NSA are checking all websites for terrorist threats.

lol No no keep going!

I might be onto something. If I rearange the letters in "Leonard F. Shaner Colebrookdale" I come up with "Loan Shark Free Balloon Decoder." That proves that there may be a conspiracy, apparently involving free balloons and personal loans with extremely high interest rates. I am on to something?

The Lenspiracy is deepening and the true leaders of the Trainluminati may be revealed!

I totally suspected Shaner was a drag queen what with his love of knee high socks, ample bosom, and thinning hair making it easy to use wigs! Not to mention the nature of his FB pages reveals him to be a total Diva. Yep, I think this is total confirmation that Leonard Shaner is a closet tranny.

I'm changing my Steam name to "Loan Shark Free Balloon Decoder" asap, by the way.

 

[RepQuest]

And what about this illegitimate child I'm just now hearing about?

Wait, Shaner has actually had sex?

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

True Story
One evening, my friend was standing along High Street in Pottstown, PA. Back in the middle 1990's doing what all young girls did then watching the hot cars ride up and down High Street. Len has or had I 'm not sure at this point if he still has the 1962 Willy's CJ-5 Jeep. He was stopped at the traffic light at High and York Streets, when my friend asked him for a ride to the Evans Street parking lot. He said sure I'll take you. My friend said she was dressed in Black short shorts and a White tank top with sneakers . Everything was nice, they became friends and then started to date, things when on for a long while until one night at the station parking lot when. Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

Really? Really now? You show up with the whole "don't believe everything you hear I'm totally professional and verify everything. Wait like two pages then go right for a story about how Len is so cool a girl couldn't resist his jeep and he gets laid... Also you said all the young girls waited around looking at cars...How old was Len in the 90's? Are you telling me a thirty + guy took a teenaged schoolgirl into his jeep and no one threw out a red flag?

or are you saying you have proof that Shaner is a pedophile and you're about to blow the lid on this thing?

 

[Zvantastika]

Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

Yeah, don't worry, we know you have FB sperging to post and like 2293784 accounts to make, that takes time.

Spoiler: Off topic

Why you set your profile to private?, what you're so scared of?, I thought we were friends

 

[sonichuis44]

True Story
One evening, my friend was standing along High Street in Pottstown, PA. Back in the middle 1990's doing what all young girls did then watching the hot cars ride up and down High Street. Len has or had I 'm not sure at this point if he still has the 1962 Willy's CJ-5 Jeep. He was stopped at the traffic light at High and York Streets, when my friend asked him for a ride to the Evans Street parking lot. He said sure I'll take you. My friend said she was dressed in Black short shorts and a White tank top with sneakers . Everything was nice, they became friends and then started to date, things when on for a long while until one night at the station parking lot when. Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

Inore these jackasses, @The_Knight_Rider. They're just jealous of your insider info. They don't have any facts so they can't do anything but make immature jokes.

I hope you come back soon!

lol No no keep going!


The Lenspiracy is deepening and the true leaders of the Trainluminati may be revealed!

I totally suspected Shaner was a drag queen what with his love of knee high socks, ample bosom, and thinning hair making it easy to use wigs! Not to mention the nature of his FB pages reveals him to be a total Diva. Yep, I think this is total confirmation that Leonard Shaner is a closet tranny.

I'm changing my Steam name to "Loan Shark Free Balloon Decoder" asap, by the way.

GODDAMNIT ZIM WHAT DID I SAY

THERE IS NO LENSPIRACY

I'm just saying, a person could get in big trouble for running their mouth....

 

[Pottstown Pete]

True Story
One evening, my friend was standing along High Street in Pottstown, PA. Back in the middle 1990's doing what all young girls did then watching the hot cars ride up and down High Street. Len has or had I 'm not sure at this point if he still has the 1962 Willy's CJ-5 Jeep. He was stopped at the traffic light at High and York Streets, when my friend asked him for a ride to the Evans Street parking lot. He said sure I'll take you. My friend said she was dressed in Black short shorts and a White tank top with sneakers . Everything was nice, they became friends and then started to date, things when on for a long while until one night at the station parking lot when. Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

How could I be so stupid? It was here right in front of me and I missed it.

I thought @The_Knight_Rider was telling us about one of Shaner's legendary sexual conquests. I've heard those stories before. But no. He was telling us much more. You have to open up your minds, folks.

Look at the story:
Young girls? Check
1962 Willy's CJ-5 (girls can't resist 'em)? Check
Intersection of High and York Streets? Check
They Became Friends? Check

So what happened in the station parking lot? I think what @The_Knight_Rider is trying to tell us...what he's alluding to....

Lenny used his Willy that night (not the '62)....

Len is a rapist.

WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION COULD THERE BE? Remember, they only "became friends,"and were not "lovers" or "penial-vaginal explorers."

Is Little Lenny a rape baby? How many times has he spread his Shaner Seed around Pottstown?

Thanks for setting the record straight, @The_Knight_Rider. This is great information. But that is why you are the best.

 

[sonichuis44]

How could I be so stupid? It was here right in front of me and I missed it.

I thought @The_Knight_Rider was telling us about one of Shaner's legendary sexual conquests. I've heard those stories before. But no. He was telling us much more. You have to open up your minds, folks.

Look at the story:
Young girls? Check
1962 Willy's CJ-5 (girls can't resist 'em)? Check
Intersection of High and York Streets? Check
They Became Friends? Check

So what happened in the station parking lot? I think what @The_Knight_Rider is trying to tell us...what he's alluding to....

Lenny used his Willy that night (not the '62)....

Len is a rapist.

WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION COULD THERE BE? Remember, they only "became friends,"and were not "lovers" or "penial-vaginal explorers."

Is Little Lenny a rape baby? How many times has he spread his Shaner Seed around Pottstown?

Thanks for setting the record straight, @The_Knight_Rider. This is great information. But that is why you are the best.

It all makes sense now... Well he did say that he had stories that would make ISIS cry. I'm pretty sure even terrorists hate rapists.

But especially pedophile rapists.

Good job, @The_Knight_Rider! This is exactly the kind of intel we needed! If Leonard F. Shaner Jr. is a child rapist, I don't care how many trains he wrecked... He's on a whole nother level.

 

[Zim]

GODDAMNIT ZIM WHAT DID I SAY

THERE IS NO LENSPIRACY

I'm just saying, a person could get in big trouble for running their mouth....

UH UH....SORRY SONICHUIS44! CAN I EARN REEDUCATION POINTS IF I QUICKLY DENY IT?

Don't worry, Len! There is nooooo Lenspiracy! Nope! Noooone! The Trainluminati is just a figment of one of your headmate's imagination! Ignore the man behind the GP9! Ignore him!

Did I do good?

I'll be back in a little while with another episode of "Thaaaaaat's Shaner!". More evidence incoming.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

It's weird how the_night_rider does all this cloak and dagger stuff. Ok so we know HE knows about another instance of sexual assault. We know it happened in the 90's when Len was around thirty-something. We know that The_Knight_Rider is investigating for a friend who has a child.

Holy shit. Are you saying Len has a rape baby? He molested a young girl and had a child that is being hidden for some reason or another.

@The_Knight_Rider tell your friend we will help her anyway we can to bring Shaner down if this is the case. Just tell us what she wants us to do.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It all makes sense now... Well he did say that he had stories that would make ISIS cry. I'm pretty sure even terrorists hate rapists.

But especially pedophile rapists.

Good job, @The_Knight_Rider! This is exactly the kind of intel we needed! If Leonard F. Shaner Jr. is a child rapist, I don't care how many trains he wrecked... He's on a whole nother level.

Which makes me even more surprised that he still hasn't been reported and thrown into jail.

 

[sonichuis44]

UH UH....SORRY SONICHUIS44! CAN I EARN REEDUCATION POINTS IF I QUICKLY DENY IT?

Don't worry, Len! There is nooooo Lenspiracy! Nope! Noooone! The Trainluminati is just a figment of one of your headmate's imagination! Ignore the man behind the GP9! Ignore him!

Did I do good?

I'll be back in a little while with another episode of "Thaaaaaat's Shaner!". More evidence incoming.

Eh, could be better, but we'll accept it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

True Story
One evening, my friend was standing along High Street in Pottstown, PA. Back in the middle 1990's doing what all young girls did then watching the hot cars ride up and down High Street. Len has or had I 'm not sure at this point if he still has the 1962 Willy's CJ-5 Jeep. He was stopped at the traffic light at High and York Streets, when my friend asked him for a ride to the Evans Street parking lot. He said sure I'll take you. My friend said she was dressed in Black short shorts and a White tank top with sneakers . Everything was nice, they became friends and then started to date, things when on for a long while until one night at the station parking lot when. Oh look at the time I'll finish this story when I get back.

Is this some bad American Graffiti fan fic you are working on?

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Shaner was the main individual spreading the rumors about 113 coming down to the Colebrookdale, even after he received his banishing letter.

I see Pocket_Sand! Is going on Second hand information again. Please refrain from telling lies.

" Posted by: junior. Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:55 pm Post subject: Re: CNJ #113 0-6-0 recent pics /news

It would be interesting to see it run on the Colebrookdale Branch which, as I understand, the Reading Co. T&HS is attempting to negotiate an agreement to run excursions on in the future.

113 sure looks better than it did sitting in Marshallton De years ago, cold and dead. "
URL: http://www.rypn.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30983

Remember Rule One and Rule Two.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Remember Rule One and Rule Two.

Don't talk about Fight Club?

 

[TowinKarz]

Rule One: You don't talk about Train Club

Rule Two: You DON'T talk about Train Club

 

[ASU]

which, as I understand

Whoever you're quoting didn't specify where they heard this info. Perhaps "junior" also heard it from Shaner.

 

[nad7155]

@The_Knight_Rider

Do you have a scar from your huge gut hanging over your belt?

Must be painful.