Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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Copied off the Facebook Colebrookdale Danger page.
" Pinkington Pufferton The Internet Defense Agency has heard of Mr. Shaner's plight and would like to offer their complete assistance in this matter if Mr. Shaner is willing to have us. We have 15 years in the internet detective agency and have represented multiple victims of Kiwi Farms harassment. If Mr. Shaner is interested, please spread the word and have him get in contact with this account.
Thank you, Agent 564 "

Nice try guy's. I hope you understand that not only you are watching that page. So is Law Enforcement. So if they're watching the Colebrookdale Danger page, I'm sure they're watching this Forum too. Keep that in mind.

By the by, a 5 second google search of Pinkington Pufferton gives.......0 results.

hmmmm......

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Can confirm that Pinkington Pufferton is as legitimate as claiming that you work for the SCP Foundation, the New Mombasa Police Department, or for the Gensokyo Defense Force.

Despite having poor eating habits, bowel issues, and being generally lazy, @The_Knight_Rider has a very regimented lifestyle. This is possibly the biggest difference I discovered between Chris and Shaner. When Chris lived at home and Bob was still alive, Chris had the day-night cycle of someone who worked 2nd or 3rd shift, despite not having a job. Len, however, with his proclivity towards train schedules, has sections of time blocked off for specific activities. This, however, relates only to things that Len enjoys, such as trains, medication, photography, and sockpuppeting. When it came to actual work at Sears (or any other part-time work), he was late quite frequently and worked after his appointed shift to make up the time. Because he was friends with a department manager, Shaner got away with this behavior.

According to Rick, Shaner would "borrow" tools from the storeroom. Instead of buying tools for the store, we could appropriate things from the sales floor and write it off for use in the store. Shaner, being afraid of numbers and work, would scan a tool off the floor and just open it up to use it without having to go and find one already open, thus making the store eat the cost of whatever he tore open. This would result in Shaner getting yelled at and having to rewrap the product back into its tattered casing and selling it at discount so we could at least make something on it otherwise it'd have to be junked.

One day, Shaner was extremely late. He told a manager that he had a flat tire. When asked how he got to work, he stated he inflated the tire as much as he could before driving to work. Towards the end of Len's shift, Rick watched Len take a screwdriver from the floor, scan it and walk out to his car, only to stab the rear passenger side tire. Len came back inside and took the screwdriver with him to the back. Later on we all would learn that this was Len's ploy to get someone to give him a ride home or to get to hang out with us after work. Rick called out Len on his stupid bullshit as Len begged the younger cashiers (teenage girls) for a ride home.

Needless to say, Len ended up calling AAA, waiting for a ride in a darkened parking lot by himself.

That is, by far, the most autistic thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Chris would call this guy a moron.
 
How many times will he double down on his bullshit? Just when you think he's learned something, he takes three steps back and shits himself.
Len and Chris are becoming so similar it's uncanny.
Chris shits himself & does nothing.

Len shits himself & dose nothing.
Maybe he thinks doctors are a part of the Lenspiracy too; Stalin thought the same thing as he was getting old too.
WHAT STALIN DID IN RUSSIA WAS POTATOES TO WHAT LEN HAS DONE
also get well soon @Adamska :heart-full:
One day, Shaner was extremely late. He told a manager that he had a flat tire. When asked how he got to work, he stated he inflated the tire as much as he could before driving to work. Towards the end of Len's shift, Rick watched Len take a screwdriver from the floor, scan it and walk out to his car, only to stab the rear passenger side tire. Len came back inside and took the screwdriver with him to the back. Later on we all would learn that this was Len's ploy to get someone to give him a ride home or to get to hang out with us after work. Rick called out Len on his stupid bullshit as Len begged the younger cashiers (teenage girls) for a ride home.

Needless to say, Len ended up calling AAA, waiting for a ride in a darkened parking lot by himself.
Why.
Why.
Len.

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@Gook Choy Your Len stories are highly amusing. I am curious about his manner of speaking. Does he sound like a "special" person, like our dear Christian Weston Chandler?

He's worse.

Len is much older and much more naive than Chris was even at Chris's worst. Len attributes his "slowness" and health to ridiculous events like falling off his bike and hitting a rock rather than just admitting he was born in the shallow end of the gene pool. His constant snacking and terrible diet have long since fueled his diabetes. Len is much more brazen when it comes to getting what he wants. Len will outright steal and deny it or make justification when caught. He also believes everyone at the Colebrookdale Railroad designed this entire website to troll him, feeding into his own delusions of grandeur and unwarranted self-importance. It is by these means Len will never learn to break the bondage of his retardation and thus forever be paranoid that the Kiwi Farms exists solely to torture what's left of his dwindling time on Earth.
 
He's worse.

Len is much older and much more naive than Chris was even at Chris's worst. Len attributes his "slowness" and health to ridiculous events like falling off his bike and hitting a rock rather than just admitting he was born in the shallow end of the gene pool. His constant snacking and terrible diet have long since fueled his diabetes. Len is much more brazen when it comes to getting what he wants. Len will outright steal and deny it or make justification when caught. He also believes everyone at the Colebrookdale Railroad designed this entire website to troll him, feeding into his own delusions of grandeur and unwarranted self-importance. It is by these means Len will never learn to break the bondage of his retardation and thus forever be paranoid that the Kiwi Farms exists solely to torture what's left of his dwindling time on Earth.

So between what you said, and what we've seen, Len is like a very played up version of Chris mixed with a very real version of Jace.
 
He's worse.

Len is much older and much more naive than Chris was even at Chris's worst. Len attributes his "slowness" and health to ridiculous events like falling off his bike and hitting a rock rather than just admitting he was born in the shallow end of the gene pool. His constant snacking and terrible diet have long since fueled his diabetes. Len is much more brazen when it comes to getting what he wants. Len will outright steal and deny it or make justification when caught. He also believes everyone at the Colebrookdale Railroad designed this entire website to troll him, feeding into his own delusions of grandeur and unwarranted self-importance. It is by these means Len will never learn to break the bondage of his retardation and thus forever be paranoid that the Kiwi Farms exists solely to torture what's left of his dwindling time on Earth.
Don't forget the sock puppets, I'm sorry, I mean, his "friends" like @Photographer :
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(Photographer pic - Totally not Len, don't confuse them)
 
Why should I tell you anything? You just twist my words to what you want. Any one who has ever worked in retail, knows that this kind of behavior would not be tolerated!
I thought you wanted to clear your 'good' name. Telling your side of the story would have gone a long way towards that if you had done it a month ago.
 
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