Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

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In honor of reaching 403 pages, I made some fan art featuring some of Lenny's greatest hits
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Connor Bible said:
Just a little rewrite of Leonard's monstrosity.

To John Werner, captain of the barge “Union Canal No. 231”, going down the Schuylkill canal was akin to treading backwards in time. They had just left Reading, and it would take them about four days to get to Philadelphia. He was at the tiller while his bowman, Jimmy O’Kelly, was keeping a close eye on the towline, making sure it was nice and tight. Jimmy, at 23, was younger than the captain by thirty-three years. He had had two children of his own, Phil and Jessica. Like Jimmy, they just went out into the world. They had their own places, their own jobs, their own lives. John was still a part of them, but now, they were far from the little ones that called him “Daddy”. In a way, Jimmy took up Phil’s role while he was off, but it couldn’t ease the longing. He missed Phil and Jessica, as well as his wife Mary.
“Earth to Cap,” Jimmy said. He pointed at the shaft mule, prompting John to turn towards it in the winter air. Willy Thomas, one of the three mule drives, was riding it.
“Goddamn it, Willy, this isn’t your personal speedboat,” John shouted. Stepping closer to where Willy was, he noticed needle was at six, rather than four. “You want the lock keeper to bust our balls? Slow down.”​
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Err. Well. Um. It's still autistic, but better.
KatsuKitty said:
No, it's because I'm pretty sure you're another Shaner sock.
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I'm not totally convinced. Guy reeks of tryhard to me.
DrJonesHat said:
He's funny online, but he has a history of being physically violent when he doesn't get his way. He tried to derail a passenger train for crying out loud. Maybe some jail time would get it through his head that he can't do whatever he wants.
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Given that he's so incompetent he tried to swing at somebody & got a face full of lantern in the process, I'm not too worried. I said way early in the thread that I kind of hope he gets house arrest, so he'll have no choice to amuse us 24/7 (in theory, anyway).
Which may not be too wide of the mark, since @AnOminous reminded me how lax PA is in terms of sentencing. I had a former roommate who was arrested three times for DUI, & all he got after his third infraction was a year of house arrest, two years of probation, & he had his license suspended for a year. He was also on SSD for some reason, but I could never figure out why. He was 28 & kind of a lazy asshole.

Also, where was it first mentioned that he tried to derail a train? Was it in a video he wound up taking down?
 
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I'd also be interested in an IP check of @Walking Stomach, it should come up as someone in Wilkes Barre or Kingston, PA if it's who Im 95% sure it is. his comments about "fearing for his life", lack of self awareness, and immaturity are just too uncanny. regardless, he's running this thread off the rails (yes, I went there) and would be best if he STFU and let len do to sperging
 
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mike schmidt's knee said:
I'd also be interested in an IP check of @Walking Stomach, it should come up as someone in Wilkes Barre or Kingston, PA if it's who Im 95% sure it is. his comments about "fearing for his life", lack of self awareness, and immaturity are just too uncanny. regardless, he's running this thread off the rails (yes, I went there) and would be best if he STFU.
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And who am I?
 
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@Saul Goodman, if the prosecution wanted to prove defamation and libel, could they subpoena Facebook and Shaner's ISP to divulge if he logged in under these accounts? Because if so, I believe Shaner will have to double up on the Depends that fateful day.
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Twenty-two states, including Pennsylvania, have no criminal statutes against defamation or libel. That leaves 28 with statutes criminalizing libel. And in 17 states, online libel is a crime; in some, it's even a felony.

Plaintiffs in a civil case could certainly request the subpoena referenced above and could make an almost irrefutable argument that the sock puppets are also Shaner based on the sub-literate writing style and the constant repetition of his signature errors. But, as @Saul Goodman points out, what would be the point? If Mr. Shaner lived in one of the 28 states that have criminal libel statutes on the books, it's unlikely that a district attorney would waste the taxpayers' money by prosecuting an autistic lunatic unless Len libeled someone with a bit of political clout.
 
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